MWN Headline scramble

Yes, I apologize, but enough of you claimed you liked this feature last time that I'm gonna try it again.  The rules are that I go on a news site's front page, match up a picture with a headline that doesn't go with it on the same page, and hopefully laughter ensues.  Let's start with...


1.  BBC

The picture:

The headline:

The dried parks and parched lawns of Britain

Darn, it must be getting dry as Africa...

2- FoxNews

The picture:

The headline:

AMAZING VIDEO: Last member of remote tribe melts into Amazon

And good riddance!

3- Moscow Times

The picture:

The Headline:

Belarusians Earnings Go Further Than Russians, Study Shows

Wow, they must, that would set you back a ton at Dicks...

4- CNN

The picture:

The Headline:

Six questions about summer's deadly brain-eating amoeba, answered

Distinguished scholar Sherman Peabody will be taking your calls...

5- Xinhua

The picture:

The headline:

Russian, Jordanian FMs discuss possible cooperation on Syria

There are a couple of sticking points, though...

And 6

The picture:

There is no headline, but I so wanted to caption it, "Winnie the Pooh meets with Tony Dungy"...

7- The Straits Times, Singapore

The picture:

The headline:  

Kopitiam mother-son pair look forward to performing for thousands at NDP

Sure hope NDP isn't Nude Dance Party...

And lastly,  #8, Deutsche Welle

The picture:

The headline:

German beer producers running out of bottles

Bar patrons face off against police in protest...