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Monday, July 23, 2018

MWN Headline scramble



Yes, I apologize, but enough of you claimed you liked this feature last time that I'm gonna try it again.  The rules are that I go on a news site's front page, match up a picture with a headline that doesn't go with it on the same page, and hopefully laughter ensues.  Let's start with...


1.  BBC

The picture:



The headline:

The dried parks and parched lawns of Britain

Darn, it must be getting dry as Africa...







2- FoxNews

The picture:



The headline:

AMAZING VIDEO: Last member of remote tribe melts into Amazon

And good riddance!






3- Moscow Times

The picture:



The Headline:

Belarusians Earnings Go Further Than Russians, Study Shows


Wow, they must, that would set you back a ton at Dicks...






4- CNN

The picture:



The Headline:

Six questions about summer's deadly brain-eating amoeba, answered



Distinguished scholar Sherman Peabody will be taking your calls...







5- Xinhua

The picture:



The headline:

Russian, Jordanian FMs discuss possible cooperation on Syria



There are a couple of sticking points, though...








And 6

The picture:



There is no headline, but I so wanted to caption it, "Winnie the Pooh meets with Tony Dungy"...





7- The Straits Times, Singapore

The picture:



The headline:  

Kopitiam mother-son pair look forward to performing for thousands at NDP


Sure hope NDP isn't Nude Dance Party...








And lastly,  #8, Deutsche Welle


The picture:



The headline:


German beer producers running out of bottles


Bar patrons face off against police in protest...

4 comments:

  1. Chris:
    1) I thought it was either a GOP junket, OR a WELL-FERTZILIZED lawn in the UK.
    2) Never thought of the PATS as a tribe...I believe that used to refer to CLEVELAND...lol
    3) No tariffs from CHINA there, hmm?
    4) Woman in background blames "white privilege".
    5) So, Syria gets "foiled"?
    6) Can't add anything to THAT.
    7) AGREED!
    8) What happens when people with loud mouths go against people with shields, batons and guns?

    Very good post. I still like this spot.

    Stay safe (and stop the presses) up there, brother.

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    1. Well' I would comment on the "Pats= tribe" thing, but then I'd be back on that Wednesday Bible Study "IDIOTS" thing...

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  2. Damn this post made me think what the hell

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