MWN: What isn't news #2

This post is a division of MWN

I haven't felt good today, I've amused myself by sleeping, watching war shows on American History, and debating a self proclaimed twitter nerd that thinks that my not wanting to see babies killed also means I want unwed mothers dumped by the wayside and condoms banned.  So not in a festive mood.  Which, despite my lowered energy levels means it's a perfect day to once again peruse the FoxNews page and point out to the world what is news and what is not.


Headline 1- House Judiciary Democrat: Kavanaugh 'likely' will be investigated for perjury

Just so everybody knows: Democrats, I am sick to death of you slowing things down every step of the way by making up charges that have no other purpose than delaying things.  Republicans, I will be just as sick of it when you do it.


Headline 2- Flight attendant accuses man of sexual harassment after disgusting demand

Without having read it- I'm sorry, but don't you think by now these idiots do it- or airlines publicize it- just to get attention?  Does not belong on a front page.

With reading it- I'm guessing somebody at the airline is saying, "We should have just banned him after the FIRST time...

(And no, I'm not gonna comment on the demand, because it was, well, disgusting.)

Headline 3- TODD STARNES: Where is the apology for wrongly maligned students?

Truth is, I wanted to just bring this up because I wanted to say something about the story.  Basically, Kentucky High Schoolers at the Right To Life March were minding their own business when a veteran radical left "Native American" troublemaker inserted himself into their group, backed up by some BLM-reject thugs, to do what he does best.  Media clips the video to match HIS story; others produce the FULL video which proves his (and their) claims are BS.  By this time, the usual listing of SJWs are threatening life and limb of the kids and their school (over 6,000 "loving and tolerant" tweeted threats registered).  The Governor of the State told all comers, "Just try something- we DEAL with crime in Kentucky."  The High School cowers in a corner, apologizing.  The media?  They give their usual full IDGAF to their fake news stories, and set up this miserable excuse for an Indian as a hero.  In other words, a news story, but shouldn't be.


Headline 4- Alyssa Milano has shocking new claim about the MAGA hat

Why is Alyssa Milano like a zit?  If you stop messing with her, she'll just go away unnoticed.  Not sure she even rates the entertainment page, but prolly better than Kathy Griffin, whom I see is farther down the page.


Headline 5- Ships catch fire in Black Sea killing at least 14, Russia says

C'mon, Chris, what's wrong with THAT one?  Nothing at all.  I just put it up to highlight the ones that were ABOVE it:

Pastor stunningly predicts Patriots-Chiefs score

WILD PHOTO: Horrified family finds huge python coiled in toilet

Man accidentally plays porn through speakers at girlfriend's sister's wedding

But yeah, Mr Editor, I can see where you would think a football game, a beloved family pet in the drink, and a guy who won't get an invite to the next wedding are more important than 14 lives...


Headline 6- For this one, let me bring in our good friend, Captain Obvious:

"Majority of guns used by criminals bought on black market, study shows"

Headline 7-  This one combines the KG reference with the Kentucky story...


Controversial anti-Trump comic calls for doxing student's identities after viral video at Native American march

Because it's more important these kids pay for the rest of their lives for something you idiots made up than to admit the truth...  BTW, another so-called comic said that the young man who went to the local TV station, begging them to tell the real story, should be "kicked in the balls."  Honestly, I'm not sure these people count as human beings, much less funny.

Now, here's funny:

Headline 8- Louisiana eye doctor offers free exams for NFL refs after Saints crushing loss

For anyone that missed this, the referee in question defended his not calling of pass interference on "suspecting that the pass was tipped at the line of scrimmage".  The pass was about 4 feet above the outstretched fingers of the nearest player on the line when it whistled over him.  The only way the excuse would be valid is if the ref were lying on the ground on his back at the time.  Were I the NFL's head of officiating, I'd MAKE that ref take the doc up on the offer.