Spam 101, part 3

All right, so my Spam filter is pretty full, so let's see if we have enough goodies to teach Spam 101 once again.

Hermie from North Pole asks:

By paying just $150 annually, you can find discounts up to 60% on various dental procedures performed with the dentist. The Government encourages you to invest in private health care insurance when you turn 30 as, when you turn 31, the cost of your insurance will probably be susceptible to yet another 2% surcharge per year. Unfortunately, a lot of drivers forget this lesson when they finish using their graduated license.


So, Hermie, your basic problem is, you don't need a driver's licence to get dental insurance.  Unless, of course, your CDL is rated Reindeer sled only.


Rodgers from Minneapolis adds:

Taken from your massively successful album 1999, Little Red Corvette has a lot of innuendo in full-on Prince fashion. HIPAA plans are protected by the medical Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Rising costs of food and also other essential products might be due to many variables.

Medical insurance does seem to be driving many people into confusion these days, Rodgers, but I assure you I did NOT record the lp 1999, though our looks and voices are somewhat similar.  He is, however, a vastly better guitarist.


Samson from Cuppertino, CA, posits:

Jawbone does support Apple's HealthKit, though its health gadgets were also reported to be exiled, aftesr the company released the Apple Watch. 


Apparently healthcare can also lead to deportation.  I sense a theme here...


Romeo of Verona points out:

I have read so many articles or reviews about the blogger lovers but this post is really a good paragraph, keep it up. 

So is The Blogger Lovers a new best seller?  If not, I have some author friends who could really run with this topic.  But me?  I've never stopped a post at a paragraph in 10 years.


Big Fan from Fansville comments:

You made some nice points there. I did a search on the topic and found most persons will go along with with your blog. 

See?  Why can't you all be like that?

Big Fan #2  basically agrees...

When someone writes an piece of writing he/she keeps the idea of a user in his/her brain that how a user can understand it. So that's why this post is outstdanding. Thanks! 

So if I make a spelling mistake like 'outstdanding', I had you/you in mind...


Flower Child from Lompoc gives this bit of advice:

The package deals also scale back the cost of each individual arrangement, so you should buy whichever flowers best specific your condolences with out worrying about price. 


When your bot puts in a complete sentence- except for that one damned word...


Windy from Chi-Town chips in...


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Interesting that it is the comment that mutters something about "boring and static" got cut off in mid-sentence....


Kate's Cousin, London, has this to say...

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Well, I GUESS I'm just glad the girl will be able to Kate from now on. 


Joao from Brasillia brings up:

5.3 A afastamento do Pau-rosado da Emenda das Nações


Which translated is:

5.3 The removal of the Rosewood from the United Nations

Apparently our friend is referencing the protections put on the nearly extinct rosewood tree.  Considering this was posted to three Time Machines ago, I'm going to blame the case on Bobby Goldsboro...


(I was going to put up a picture and a fake quote from Bobby here, but Google apparently is "down", and is having the devil's own time processing images, so just pretend a pic of Booby is right

here

And he is saying, "What? Wait!  I gave to 'save the rosewoods'  ..."

Blogging Betty from Seacaucus says:

Rіght now it sоunds like Expression Engine іs the toρ ƅlogging platform out there riցht now. (from what I've read) Is that what you are using on your blog? 

No, but at the rate Google/Blogger is going today, I might consider it...

Gomer from Mayberry comments:

I tend not too create a great deal of remarks, but i did a few searching annd wound up here, "A couple quick announcements". And I actually do have a coupoe of questions for you if you usually do nnot mind. Is it simply me or does it give the impression like a few of thede responses appear like they are written by brain dead people? :-P And, if you are posting on additional online social sites, I would like to follow everything new you have to post. Would you llist of all of all your hared sites lke your Faccebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile? 

Excuse me, Gome, but someone who uses words like 'annd', 'coupoe', 'nnot', 'thede', 'llist', 'hared', and 'lke' ought not to call others 'brain-dead'...

Morris A Lbert from Sao Paulo brings up:

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Un-ambiguity.  Too bad I couldn't get that from your comment...

Back to our health trend, Doc Mix spins us this one:

Your risk of hypertension can also be lessened through eating potassium rich foods. Boost your energy- in reality athletes take this for added energy to sustain them with their training or during competition. There are also additional factors that trigger acne and accordingly, there are variations of treatments which help control acne.

Hypertension and acne- who knew?  I guess that would explain these damn pimpl... hey, wait...

Anyway, Moneybags from Atlantic City suggests:

It's a pity you don't have a donate button! I'd without a doubt donate to this fantastic blog! I guess for now i'll settle for bookmarking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to fresh updates and will share this blog with my Facebook group. Chat soon!

Whaddya think, gang?  Anyone else wanna open their wallets for me?

Hey, I got that one to come up!  C'mon out, Bobby!

"Hey, wait!  I'm old here!"

Yeah, sorry, your stock photo I usually use STILL won't come up!  Next up,   Wm. Tell from Uri, Switzerland, chimes in with:

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?카지노

I WOULD take that more to heart- but hawkeye here landed his comment on a post with 3 pictures and no videos!  BTW That bit of oriental flotsam at the end is Korean for 'casino'- and gets appended to the next several comments I received.

Finally- and the most recent spam comment as I started- is Not Kim from Pyongyang, who states:

Please let me know if you're looking for a article author for your blog. You have some really good articles and I believe I would be a good asset. If you ever want to take some of the load off, I'd absolutely love to write some articles for your blog in exchange for a link back to mine. Please send me an email if interested. Many thanks!카지노 (see what I mean?)

Because I need articles about Korean casinos to diversify my subject list!  That would be a no....