So today I was perusing X as I listened to the shuffle, and saw stuff that I thought might make a good...
...Martin World News, X edition!
1- What you get with an American Pope
Through Breitbart, with a confirmation from grok. See here's the problem between religion and faith. Religion tells us this is a good thing, uniting people. Faith tells you a supposedly Christian Church is encouraging people to worship the demonic and march happily into hell.
2- Yer joking right?
Leading Report
@LeadingReport
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6h
BREAKING: Kamala Harris suggests she was the most qualified presidential candidate in U.S. history.
Please. You were barely the most qualified candidate in a room alone with Joe Biden. I just posted my first X poll on this. Let you know if I get any votes in the comments tomorrow.
3- Timing is everything, I guess
In last week's NASCAR race, Ty Dillon asked if his spotter, Joe White, had let the leader, William Byron (who was right behind him and closing) know he was pitting this lap. He supposedly answered in the affirmative, but Byron HADN'T heard anything. The result should be obvious- Byron's race ended in Dillon's trunk.
So flash ahead to Wednesday, as the teams made their way to Talladega for this Sunday's race. And then...
Joe White
@White_Joe47
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4h
Got to Talladega. Parked the bus, got fired. In an uber to the airport to go home for the weekend.
"I have a great idea. Let's just string him along until he's 350 miles from home, and THEN fire him. Stay classy, Kaulig Racing.
4- Go Woke Go Broke episode 1, 386
JUST IN: NBC News has terminated 150 staff members from its diversity units — NBC Black, NBC Latino, NBC Asian, and NBC Out. The layoffs account for about 7% of its workforce amid growing financial troubles.
If you are an actual news unit, why do you have to have "diversity units" to pander to your 'target audience'? Oh, yeah. So now, we wait to see if they go to actual news reporting, or find a new group to pander to.
5- Stay tuned for further updates
Shannon Hill
@ShannonMFHill
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4h
I hate when I’m on X and am rudely interrupted by a jogger bouncing off my windshield.