What is it about nice people that attract total idiots?Nice people are martyrs. Idiots are evangelists.

SOCK IT TO ME BABY!!!

Monday, March 16, 2020

Martin World News

I'm forgoing the usual logo tonight, because I want to find us a positive in all this Coronavirus scare.  I wanted to find something good in the hardest hit areas, something we can all hang on to...

Xinhua

BEIJING, March 16 (Xinhua) -- President Xi Jinping has encouraged young medics who are fighting the novel coronavirus disease (COVID-19) on the front line to make their contributions in places where the Party and the people need them most.

Xi, also general secretary of the Communist Party of China Central Committee and chairman of the Central Military Commission, made the remarks Sunday when answering a letter from 34 young Party members of the medical team sent by Peking University to assist the anti-epidemic battle in the outbreak epicenter Hubei Province.


In the letter, Xi extended his regards to the young medics and all youth fighting the epidemic in various fields...

More than 12,000 of the over 42,000 medical workers sent to aid Hubei in fighting the epidemic were born in the 1990s, so were the 34 medics who wrote the letter to Xi.

A nation will be full of hope and a country will have a brilliant future when its younger generations have ideals, ability, and a strong sense of responsibility, said Xi.


Communist Party rhetoric aside, this was a heartwarming article, and I commend Pooh... er, I mean, Xi for his comments.

Iran News Daily

Moreover, the top general assigned the Army Air Defense Department, the Air Force, and the Navy to establish bases in Arak, Bushehr, Bandar Abbas, Chabahr and Konarak as part of an inclusive plan to counter the COVID-19 outbreak, IFP reported.

Major General Mousavi also issued an emergency order to set up a host of medical centers across the country to help tackle the coronavirus epidemic, saying the Army will be establishing new health centers in 300 neighborhoods and areas across Iran to detect the coronavirus cases and prevent the spread of the disease.


As part of efforts to fight the outbreak of the novel coronavirus, the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) has in turn opened three field hospitals in northern and southern Iranian provinces.


Good to hear... although it's a shame that in this world, THIS has to be said...

The Army’s biodefense drills come in line with a Thursday edict by Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei, in which he warned the outbreak might be the result of a “biological attack” against the Islamic Republic.

“Since there is some evidence that this incident might be a ‘biological attack’, this measure could be also some form of biological defense drill, which would add to national power and strength [of the country],” the Leader said.


Italy (ANSA)

How about some morale building...

(ANSA) - Rome, March 16 - The national anthem, Fratelli d'Italia (Brothers of Italy), is no.1 in the 'balcony music charts' drawn up by indie organization MEI after Italians started singing from their rooftops, windows and balconies to spread cheer amid the coronavirus lockdown.
    Paolo Conte's Azzurro and Rino Gaetano's Il Cielo E' Sempre Piu' Blu feature in second and third place in the charts, while traditional songs from Romagna (Romagna Mia), Milan (O Mia Bela Madunina) and Naples (Abbraciame) are next.




Spain- El Pais

In the country that had the 3rd most new-deaths today, columnist Moises Naim pointed out something very important to remember...

The pandemic not only obliges experts and multilateral organizations to play a central role, but it also gives new urgency to the old debate between altruism and individualism. The altruist is willing to help others – including strangers – even at the expense of his own interests. In contrast, the individualist tends to act without regard to the effects that their actions have on the well-being of others.

In the coming weeks and months we will discover which people – and which countries – are willing to act with others in mind, and which will only think of themselves. This will be easy for us to see because the coronavirus has made it clear that we are all neighbors. Even with those on the other side of the world.

France- Le Monde

Here, I'm going to cut some lines out of an article by Damien LeLoup condemning social media- particularly WhatsApp- for spreading false rumors...

The message always starts in much the same way. It was "my wife's mother's best friend" who wrote it. Or the husband of an aunt who works in a ministry, the cousin of a friend who is in the army, a colleague of a journalist sister, a close relative who knows someone in the Senate, in the prefecture , at the gendarmerie…

Initially, these unsourced messages mainly concerned health recommendations - a widely shared and completely denied message thus advised in recent days to drink tea (which has no proven effect on the virus) or affirmed that the coronavirus would not survive a temperature of 26 degrees (C, or 79F, which is totally wrong). Other messages, such as this audio recording shared on the weekend of March 14 and 15, even fall into outright conspiracy, referring to a "third world war" and a "leak" of a Chinese bacteriological weapon - rumor totally unfounded. The information "is presented there as coming from " my wife's mother, her best friend works at the Pasteur Institute " ; the renowned research center has obviously never said anything like this.

Often with local variations, depending on the political context: in Germany , they sometimes evoke a conspiracy of the extreme right, or an anti-extreme right conspiracy, or even a closure of Aldi stores , completely denied. And sometimes even in ultralocal versions: in Madrid, audio recordings wrongly announced a concentration of pediatric emergencies in a single hospital; in Lausanne, the CHU had to deny rumors of panic in its services.

USA- Seattle Times

Staff Reporter Paige Cornwell describes life at the nation's ground zero:

KIRKLAND — Firefighters noticed they were getting more frequent calls to Life Care Center of Kirkland. It wasn’t unusual for the firefighters to be dispatched to the care center, or other senior-living facilities in the city.

But the calls started to stack up, and all patients reported flu-like symptoms.

On Feb. 27, the leaders of this Eastside city of 90,000 learned one of their residents was being tested for COVID-19, the disease caused the new coronavirus.

The leaders, including City Manager Kurt Triplett, began to tally up the number of seniors being taken to the hospital from the Life Care Center and how many first responders had assisted in the transfers.

Two days later, public-health officials reported at least one death in Kirkland attributed to COVID-19. And a fifth of the city’s firefighters were in quarantine.

Being at the epicenter can make you look like an expert...

Emergency departments in Colorado, Florida and New Mexico have called to ask questions: How do we prepare our firefighters? What kind of information do you share with the community? Can we use your communications materials?

...or not...

There are residents who think that the city could be doing more, though much of the criticism falls on state and federal agencies that they think haven’t put enough effort into Kirkland specifically.

“We are the Wuhan of North America,” said Rachel Brown, a Kirkland resident who moderates a 16,000-member Facebook group with dozens of daily posts about the outbreak. “Shouldn’t the city be telling us what clinics have COVID-19 testing available because we have had the most exposures? Shouldn’t our city have drive-through testing like South Korea does right now?”

City officials acknowledge they don’t have the means or power to do everything, and they have learned that they can’t work on normal city business for eight hours a day and then “emergency stuff in the cracks,” Triplett said. All — or most — of their energy is focused on the emergency response.


Folks, we've all done a lot of mouthing off about how bad or not bad this thing is.  Myself included.  But there are people putting their mouth on hold and their backs into the job, and they need your help.  Listen to what the experts tell us to do.  In the last new WHO report are over 800 new deaths.  You can do the math any way you want- and I have- but that's an awful lot of broken hearts.

Friday, March 13, 2020

Time Machine's St Patrick's Day Party!







Wasn't that lovely!  Those were the Irish Rovers, to kick off the St Patrick's Day Party!  I' m your 'President of Time Machine' this week, Shelley Fabres, and here is the - oh excuse me, here are the stars of our show, Chris and Misty!




Thanks, Shelley, and welcome everyone to my spur of the moment St Patty's bash!  In a while, we'll be telling you some of the history of the charts on March 17th, along with a few other fun things, and our usual brand of mayhem.  Today we go to the charts of this day in 1963, and today in '63... well, who cares what happened?

Well, I'm curious, since I came from 1962...

Okay, well, how about this:  Yesterday, Lee Harvey Oswald bought a gun... and today, the man whose case gave us the Miranda rules was first arrested...

Wow... a lot of legal stuff.  Nothing musical?

Well... I see the Beatles performed as a 3-piece in York tonight, as John had a bad cold...

Good, I hope he had Corona!
King, that is NOT nice!  Think of how you sound in front of Ms Fabres!

Oh my... Elvis works here?

E:  Honey, I almost RUN the joint!

Depending on how far you stretch the concept of 'run'.  Anyway, I thought before we do the countdown, we might do one of our Irish-themed goodies... Shelley?

Thanks.  The M10 has had 4 Irish acts in its history.  They are...

Flogging Molly, who hit twice, with The Days We've Yet To Meet in May of ... good heavens, 2017? And The Hand Of John L Sullivan the month before...

Gilbert O'Sullivan, who hit with Where Did You Run To in May of 2018 and The Same The Whole World Over that July...

Little Green Cars with Harper Lee in December of 2016...

And 2 Door Cinema Club, with Are We Ready in July 2016, and Lavender in November!

So this is 2019?

2020, actually.  Let's get to the Panel picks for a moment before we lose track of things too badly.  17 contestants from 52 stations, and amazingly, all of them in Cashbox's Hot 100 this week- although George McCurn's I'm Just A Country Boy just snuck in at 100.  The winner came down to two very close songs, with the winner going on an ending streak to pull away.  But for your voting pleasure, you get 4 choices...

Yes, you do!  Choose from...

Skeeter Davis and End Of The World at #9...
The Rockin' Rebels with Wild Weekend at #8...
The Chiffons and He's So Fine at #26...
and The Cascades and Rhythm Of The Rain at #4!

And now, we have this week's M10 debut!  Not from Ireland, but the hubby of this husband-wife duo IS named Patrick, here's the second hit for Tennis, at #10...





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So last night I went digging through ALL the songs that were #1 on St Patty's Day- from 1936 to 2019- and learned some interesting details!

SF:  Like what?

Elvis:  Like he lives a boring life...

On the other hand, I LIVED to my 57th birthday, buddy.  Anyway, how about this one- on average the St Patty's Day #1 was a more successful #1.  The average time at #1 for all of these hits was 5.07 weeks, nearly double the average life posted for ALL #1s 1958-2019 of 2.92 weeks!

Wow, that's impressive!  Elvis, did you ever have a St Patrick's number one?

I'll answer that- he had one, and it's coming up among the list of ME 2.0 biggest SPD hits.  There were, however, five acts that hit multiple times- one of them hit 13 years apart, and two hit in consecutive years!  In 1964 and 1965...

Elvis:  Oh, boy... I know where THIS is ending up...

That's right, the Beatles did it in consecutive years with I Want To Hold Your Hand in '64 and 8 Days A Week in '65!  And the band that had the 13-year gap is next on our stage!  They did it with Walk Like A Man,  here in 1963... and again in '76 with this one... here are the Four Seasons!!!!!!!!!!





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The other acts to hit twice were 50 Cent (Candy Shop, w/Olivia, in 2005, and In Da Club in '03, combining for a record 18 weeks, 9 each) and Usher (with Lil John and Ludacris in '04 with Yeah, and in '08 with Young Jeezy with Love In This Club) after the Martin Era 2.0... and before the ME 2.0, Glenn Miller did it first, with Song Of The Volga Boatmen in 1941, and again in '42 with Moonlight Cocktail!

SF:  So, can we tell everyone the biggest St Patricks Day #1s for each decade, without giving to top ten for your Martin Era away?

I think so... just leave out the 60's and 70's for now...

All right... the biggest of the 1930's was Larry Clinton's Deep Purple,with vocals by Bea Wain,  in 1939...

In the 40's, it was Harry James with I've Heard That Song Before, in 1943...

In the 50's, we have Kay Starr's Wheel Of Fortune, 1952...

In the 80's it was Michael Jackson and Billie Jean, 1983...

In the 90's, Mariah Carey and BoyzIIMen with One Sweet Day in 1996...

I almost have to put an asterisk on this one.  Not only is it the BIGGEST hit of the list, with 16 weeks at the top... but, the St Patty's week was the 16th and final week it WAS at #1!

In the 2000's, it was the one you mentioned before, Usher and Yeah...

And finally in the 2010's it was Mark Ronson with Bruno Mars with Uptown Funk!

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So we actually get back to an original style Crazy Covers segment, and we had three songs on this week's CB chart to judge.  The first was a favorite of mine when done by Gogi Grant- The Wayward Wind.  This time, though, it was done by suspected yodeller Frank (I Remember You) Ifield, and was not actually a CB hit, but instead the UK #1!

Laurie:  It was okay, a thumbs up, but not a strong one.
Chris:  Better than what I figured, solid thumbs up, but... somehow, the style of instrumentation just seemed an odd match to the song.

Next was Richard Chamberlain (yes, that Richard Chamberlain) with an all timer for me when done by the Everlys, All I Have To Do Is Dream.  It was at #35 this week.

Laurie: I liked it.  Thumbs up.
Chris: Sideways.  The choral backup did a lot to keep it alive for me, but there were a couple of crucially placed flat spots that sunk it. 

Finally, at #83 after peaking at 82 the last two weeks, Barbara Lynn sang Elvis's Don't Be Cruel.

Laurie:  Down.  It was... bland.  Her vocal brought nothing to it.
Chris:  Up with reservations.  I like what they tried to do- turning the classic to Philly soul.  But her vocal was uninspired, and the bits that tried to 'soul it up' seemed copy-pasted into it.

In additional Stat Pack notes, the big move was Connie Francis's Follow The Boys, up 49 from 91-42.  And the yet-again ignored 6D victim was Bobby Darrin's You're The Reason I'm Living, #5 on Cashbox without a Panel vote.


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And because I can't conceive of SPD without Flogging Molly, here they are, with the song that made me fall in love with Lucinda Williams...




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SF:  And now, for your entertainment, here are the ten- or so- biggest St Patrick's Day hits of the Martin Era 2.0!

Five songs spent 4 weeks at #4:
Nelson Riddle with 1956's Lisbon Antigua...
Tab Hunter with 1957's Young Love...
Otis Redding with 1968's Sitting At The Dock Of The Bay...
Tommy Roe with 1969's Dizzy... 
and Nilsson with 1972's Without You.

Then, you had four songs spend five weeks at the top...
Elvis in 1958 with Don't...
SSgt Barry Sadler with 1966's The Ballad Of The Green Berets... hmm, at least he wore green...
The Osmonds in 1971 with One Bad Apple...
And Roberta Flack in 1973 with Killing Me Softly With His Song.

That leaves the top three...

The biggest St Patrick's song of the 1970's, 1970's Bridge Over Troubled water by Simon and Garfinkel, with 6 weeks...

GarFUNKel, Shelley...

Oops, sorry!  At #2, the Beatles and I Want To Hold Your Hand, with 7 weeks...

And at #1, it is...


HB:  Just one minute.  This act has a cease and desist order on our enterprise...

SERIOUSLY?  Why don't you see if you can loosen 'this act' up enough to receive this honor, while I do the M10?

HB:  I will try.  Perhaps if you would join me, young lady?

SF:  Well....

It'll be okay.  You're safe with Bellbottom.  HE'S not the pervert...

An' it ain't me, either!
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Very quickly, the rest of the M10:

The Duprees remain at #9 with The Exodus Song...
Up 2 to 8 for Speaking In Squares with A Song For The Opossum...
Just up one for Agnes Obel at 7 with Camera's Rolling...
Dropping 3 to 6, Ozzy and Elton with Ordinary Man...
Fertile Crescent again at 5 with Onion Garden...
Shooting up 3 to 4, Best Coast and Everything Has Changed...
Brooke Annibale up one to 3 with I Will...
Holding at 2, Anna Burch and Party's Over...

And still at the top...




Real Estate and Paper Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, did we get an agreement?

HB:  Yes, Ms Fabres was quite persuasive...
Elvis:  Steady, Bellbottom, you don' wanna fall off the wagon again...

SF:  Yes, the biggest St Patrick's Day song of the ME 2.0 is....



...Percy Faith and The Theme To A Summer Place, with 9 weeks!!!!!!

And that leaves you to close us out with the Panel winner!

Of course!  The Rebels only got 5.7%, the Cascades got 9.6%, the Chiffons got 19.2%, so the winner with 30.7%....




..is Skeeter Davis with The End Of The World!  Congratulations, dear!

And thank you, to my lovely co-host, Shelley Fabres!  God willing, next week we'll have Skeeter Davis and 1964!  Goodnight, everyone!  Hey, Elvis, clean up the party favors!

Thursday, March 12, 2020

The hockey 'bug'




Cute.  But not so cute is what is happening to the world due to the Corona virus, and the sports world- particularly hockey- is not immune.


Those of you who've been with me for a while know that our little family does a yearly international hockey deal, with me, Laurie, KC, and now Misty (inherited from Scrappy) all having a team each in several leagues that we 'follow'.  And just at the most exciting part of that year, most of it has come to a crashing halt.

It started in the Asia League, which fields teams in Japan, Korea, (formerly) China, and the Russian Far East.  There, Laurie's Sakhalin team was just dusting off Misty's team and going to face their version of the Yankees, powerhouse Anyang, in the finals, when the season was shut down at the end of last month.  This will be the second time in our history this happened; my Tohoku was about to face Anyang in the finals in 2011 when the earthquake hit.

But for everyone else, it's been the last two weeks or so.  First to hit the pause button was the Alps League (basically the old Italian Serie A with the Austrian minor league added), because most of the Italian teams, and many of the Austrian ones, were in the crosshairs of the big blowout in Italy.  They suspended things with the intent to revisit the situation this Friday; but Wednesday, they joined a slew of leagues that bagged the whole thing, leaving unfinished seasons and no champions.  Next came the Swiss National League's decision to- at first- play without fans, then suspending, then joining the cancellation crew.


The amusing thing has been, if something in this can be called amusing, what has happened in France.  That league had finished three of the four first round series, with my Rouen, KC's Grenoble, and Misty's Angers having posted 4-0 sweeps.  However, the 4th series, Amiens-Mulhouse, was stopped because the province where Mulhouse was located was one of the 2 hardest hit areas in France (which was still a drop in the bucket compared to Italy, or even the Diamond Princess).  Amiens was up 3 to 2, but the province wasn't letting anyone in or out.  So last Friday it was decided that that series wouldn't be finished, Amiens would be declared the winner, and the second round would start on time.  Imagine my surprise Tuesday when I saw Amiens was playing!  Apparently they found a way to get the two teams together for game 6 and the possible game 7, but once the second round was set, everything would be frozen in place until the okay-to-play word was given.  Which meant Tuesday, the game that wasn't supposed to be played WAS played- and Mulhouse won forcing a game 7- and the game between my and Misty's teams that WAS supposed to be played was not.  Wednesday, the day of the great cancellation wave, Mulhouse won again, 4-2, snatching a Pyrrhic victory from the mouths of Amiens, and now everyone sits back and waits, "realizing there is a risk the remaining playoffs will not be played."

So Wednesday, I cruised the rest of the league sites, and it wasn't pretty.  Today (Wednesday as I type), the Alps League, Switzerland, Austria, Germany, Poland, Slovakia, and Norway shut down their seasons altogether,  and Sweden will play without fans today awaiting a final decision tomorrow.  Oddly enough, Denmark, Finland, Hungary, and the KHL (Russia) don't even have a mention of concerns on their site.  What really hurts fan-wise is that Misty had the German regular season winner (Munich) as well as the winner in Austria (Salzburg), I had the winner in Norway (Stavanger), and Laurie (Zug) and I (Servette) were toe to toe in Switzerland.


The word from the UK?  The league says that while they are following all proper advice, they see no need to change anything as yet.  So with the exceptions of Hungary, Russia, France (suspended for now), the Czech Republic (also suspended for now), Finland, Denmark, and the UK, hockey is dead as a doorknob in Europe.


Leaving the NHL and the Canadian juniors on our schedule, but for how long?  The local Fort Wayne Komets have cancelled autograph sessions, the NCAA has declared March Madness off-limits to fans...  and now we have someone who was at the Home and Garden Show that was infected.  I'd say I'm tempted to move somewhere else, but the last relatively unscathed area (Africa) is starting to get hit.

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Wednesday Bible Study: The end of all things- 2 Corinthians



I hope I don't get zapped for this, but chapter 13 of 2 Corinthians is, in my muddled opinion, Paul at his most obtuse.  No matter which version I read, I have to go about three times around the barn before I distill out the point he's trying to make, which I believe goes like this:

If I have to come back to Corinth and chew you all out yet again, because you brick-heads are listening to people who claim I don't know what I'm talking about, it will make me look like I AM doing my job.  However, I would RATHER look 'weak' in those people's eyes, because that would mean that you all are doing what you SHOULD be doing, and I could visit with all smiles and cuddles.

That about it, Paul?

Hmmm...

Most of that is wrapped around the one solid no-matter-how-you-read-it pair of verses in the whole chapter:

2Co 13:5  Examine yourselves, to see whether you are in the faith. Test yourselves. Or do you not realize this about yourselves, that Jesus Christ is in you?--unless indeed you fail to meet the test! 
2Co 13:6  I hope you will find out that we have not failed the test. 


Here is where Paul turns the doubters' question back on them:  Are YOU in good shape faith-wise?  IF they were strong in faith, they would see the leading of Christ IN them- and thus, they would be in accord with Paul.  If they don't have Christ in them, then Paul had indeed failed- as his goal was to bring Christ TO them.  But what was happening, as had been happening in Corinth previously, you had a bunch of "Korah, Dathan, and Abiram"s (see Numbers 16), trying to tell everyone that they were as knowledgeable about Spiritual matters as Paul and Apollos (thus why Apollos refused to return to Corinth one assumes, last week).  Those three tried the same thing with Moses; they got swallowed alive into hell for their troubles.  Why didn't Paul just come there and do the same?  Well for one, he shouldn't have to, since they had the Scriptures; for another, consider what Jesus said when James and John wanted to give the Samaritans the ol' Sodom and Gomorrah treatment:

Luk 9:52  And He sent messengers before His face. And they went and entered into a village of the Samaritans to make ready for Him. 
Luk 9:53  And they did not receive Him, because His face was going toward Jerusalem. 
Luk 9:54  And seeing, His disciples James and John said, Lord, do You desire that we command fire to come down from Heaven and consume them, even as Elijah did? 
Luk 9:55  But He turned and rebuked them and said, You do not know of what spirit you are. 
Luk 9:56  For the Son of Man has not come to destroy men's lives, but to save. And they went to another village. 


"Not to destroy men's lives, but to save."  The ball game had changed from the OT days.  When you are a child and are disobedient, you (should) get a whupping.  When you are older, it is time to learn by explanation- a concept Paul was having a time trying to get through to this church.  Later on though (v11), he gives them the 5-point plan to be at peace (rather than war) with God:

-Rejoice!

- Perfect yourself (meaning 'be thoroughly equipped', so Paul doesn't have to read the riot act when he comes because you'll KNOW what to say to these doubters)

- Encourage yourselves

- Be of ONE mind (not like the incessant debating of the people calling them into question)

- Live peaceably

Because all of these debaters and doubters are trying to divide the Church against itself by appealing to their old, I-love-an-argument nature.


So see, Paul?  If you'd have just started THERE and worked your way back up to where I started....

Ooops.  Maybe I'M the obtuse one...


Monday, March 9, 2020

Doggie pictures

You know, these aren't that easy to come by.  Her ability to scare everything off combined with nothing being around, and what little there is around beating hasty retreats, my will to fight with my camera's stupid "only at room temps" batteries is a bit shrivled.  Nevertheless, here are some I have snapped lately...


This set was from one week ago.  Here we are at the Swamp...

At least she's not chasing joggers anymore...

This will be fun in a few months when the green slime returns...




My best attempt at an entire tree full of squirrels running around like they just got back from Starbucks. The brown object upper middle is the only one I got.

"But how do I get up there?"
We now move to Saturday.  This was what I posted Sunday on FB. 




The text with it was:

Highlights of Misty's walk:
1- Tries to take poop, cuts loud fart
2- Gets teased by squirrel who looks at her eye-level from across the trail on a tree going 'nyah nyah'; She chases him up the tree, loses sight of him, sees him back on the other side of trail, breaks the plastic loop to my handless doggie belt while in pursuit, goes no farther b/c she wraps leash around the tree while in pursuit
3- Tries repeatedly to wade into river to chase geese, amuses old man sitting in his truck watching
4-Impersonates a Pointer (see picture)


This was after the first squirrel teased her and before the other one made her break the belt...


She is NOT a one-person selfie dog...

Sunday morning...

This is a bird she just chased from 2 different 'safe spots' on the ground and up into a tree.

This is her trying to grasp that birds, as well as squirrels, can go up into trees.

Sure sign of spring- redwings back in force


And finally, one from today...

Watching the two ducks she just scared out of the Duck Pond sailing away...

Sunday, March 8, 2020

Sunday Message: A new spin on an old verse



Yes, that's not Jesus at the top of a Sunday Message.  That's Chipper, and those of you that follow my Time Machine posts know that he is part of a video by Real Estate called Paper Cup- a video I told you was "the dumbest thing that ever made me cry."  And as it turned, it taught me a valuable lesson about grief.  I have a lot of friends who have dealt with long-standing grief, losing partners, even years later.  And I admit, sometimes their marking of such anniversaries puzzled me. 


But it turns out the thing that puzzled me there also kept me from figuring just WHY the Chipper video made me cry every time (and still is).  But a few nights back, I stopped and read some of the comments on the video on YouTube.  There were a LOT of people who had reactions just like I did.  Some of them were just as confused about it as I was, others had it dialed right in.  And one of those answered my question with his comment about why it hit him so hard:


This reminds me of when my boyhood dog died in my arms and waited to see me one last time before dying after my overnight shift (at) a group home ...


And it hit me so hard- I was the boy, and Chipper was Scrappy...


Which explained why I was beginning to have "bad Scrappy days" again, despite having Misty.  And as I meditated about it, I realized what my friends already knew- it's not good to build a new 'love of my life' over an old foundation.  And as I prayed, I heard Jesus' words in Mark 2- a verse that I had always struggled with the deeper meaning of...

Mar 2:21  And no one sews a patch of unmilled cloth on an old garment, else it takes away its fullness, the new from the old, and a worse tear occurs. 
Mar 2:22  And no one puts new wine into old skins, else the new wine bursts the skins, and the wine pours out, and the skins will be destroyed. But new wine is put into fresh skins. 


And that is really what was happening- I was trying to pour new wine into old wineskins.  I was telling myself that I wasn't 'allowed to ' think about losing Scrappy anymore, because it wouldn't be fair to Misty.  But what wasn't fair to Misty was using her as an excuse to suppress honest grief.

A lot of you already got that.  I get it now.  And thanks be to a merciful God who gives us the ability to keep the old wine, and put the new wine in new skins.


Friday, March 6, 2020

Time Machine co-ordinates VICXXXIV6143662



Today we come in on March 6, 1962- T-minus-71 days until I make my squawling entrance into the world, and the midst of the Great Ash Wednesday Nor'easter of 1962.  This was an AWESOIME storm- the tenth most powerful in the USA in the 20th century- and rather than tell you about it, let me give you a few hunks of the story via The Weather Channel:

Nearly all of Sea Isle City, New Jersey's, 1,200 residents were forced to evacuate their homes, many of which became submerged in up to 5 feet of water. Many Cape May, New Jersey, residents had to leave after they lost electricity, water, heat and sewage facilities during the storm. Atlantic City, New Jersey, was inundated with 25-foot waves and wind gusts as high as 58 mph...


In the Atlantic Ocean, the nor'easter split a 500-foot Liberian tanker in two, and it took three Navy destroyers to rescue the 27 men left stranded in the stern. A cruise ship sent a lifeboat for the remaining three men in the bow. Unfortunately, 15 men out of Point Pleasant, New Jersey, were lost at sea on fishing trawlers...

The American Red Cross credited the death toll at 40 people along the East Coast, 10 of them in New Jersey alone.



Winchester, Virginia, picked up 23 inches of snow from this event, the heaviest single snowfall on record in that city, at the time. As much as 42 inches of snow were measured in the adjacent Blue Ridge Mountains of western Virginia.


Snow was reported as far south as Alabama, and temperatures in the 30s plunged into portions of Florida.

In the meantime, it was 38 and breezy here in Fort Wayne.  We had about 4/10ths of an inch of snow over the period.




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And welcome to another Time Machine, in this episode we have a totally out of place Guess Who appearance, three new M10 debuts, and a Twist contest, no foolin'!  So get yer dancin' shoes on, and prepare to swing it!



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Our first debut is a real honor, because this artist has actually been IN my home!  He's the hubby of a longtime bloggy friend who fulfilled a lifelong dream and got a record contract for an ep called Stranded in Transit.  It's described as 'instrumental alternative soul', and while I never got a chance to chart one of the ep songs, he just released a new single whose title stems from an encounter while stepping out for a smoke with a neighborhood critter- A Song For An Opossum.  He goes by the handle of Speaking In Squares, and he debuts at #10...





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Randy:  So I'm a bit confused why we're here... something about 1962?

Burton:  Yeah, this was Chad's band back then...

Yeah, I know, let me try to sum things up.  Last week, Percy Faith tried to insinuate that I had something against Canadian acts- and as my son can tell you, that was a crock.  He tried to support his case by the fact you've never got voted in as POTM, which is not under my control.  So I told him I was gonna have you on THIS week, and I brought you here from 1967 because you were closer to the lineup I grew up with and loved.  And despite the fact we shorted Chubby Checker to bring you here, we have more than a few things to make up for his absence in this segment.  Does that help?

Jim:  Well, kinda... but why are we here?

Let me guess- Nardole forgot the briefing...

Gary: Is that the bald guy, the stuffed shirt, or the weird dude in the tux?

The bald guy.  The weird dude is Wayne Newton.

J:  Crazy.

So once again, I go to a site that has radio station charts from throughout history, pick the current week in a certain year, count up the #1 'votes' like an election, and have last week's winner- whom you all are standing in for- read off the top 3 or four songs for everyone who cares to to guess the winner from.

J: Can I just guess?  I don't wanna read 'em off...

R:  Jimmy, just settle.  So what's this list?

They're some items you can let the folks know about before you get to the finalists.

B:  Okay, I think this'll work out...

G:  Sounds like a good lyric, man...

B:  Okay, I'll write it down here in a bit.  Anyway, one of the votes went to Ketty Lester and Love Letters, which was the big mover, from #81 all the way to 40.

G:  Who was Ketty Lester?

B:  Some American Woman.  Hmmm... anyway, the UK #1 song this week was also in the countdown- Elvis Presley with Can't Help Falling In Love.  It was # 33 and going down in the USA.  What was it in Canada, dude?

No idea, Google says there wasn't a Canadian Chart until 1964...

J:  Oh, yeah...

G:  Like you knew that!  Hey, what's the deal with this one at #135?

That was a real poser!  Some classical-style composer named Elliot Evans got a vote for something called the X-15 Concerto.  The flip side was the same thing arranged by Neal Hefti, best known by us neanderthals as the man who wrote the Batman TV show theme...



R:  So we had 40 votes for 15 songs all together, and it looks like three of them make the final!  Who wants to go first?

J: I don't wanna do one.  I just wanna guess.

B:  We know, Jim.  Here, the first finalist is Bruce Channel's Hey Baby, at # 2 in the USA...

G:  The second one is Shelly Fabres and Johnny Angel at... hey, is this right?

Yep, she became the lowest charting finalist in Panel history, debuting just this week at #97....

R:  Okay, and the last finalist is the number one, Gene Chandler and Duke Of Earl.  Okay Jim, what do you wanna guess? 

J:  I wanna guess His Girl by the Guess Who!

That's a great song, but you won't be doing it clear back in '62.

J:  But we just did it last week at a show!

R:  Don't worry 'bout it, boss.  We'll explain it to him...

Thanks, Randy, thanks everyone, it's been fun!

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So here we go with a LIVE 6D!  Those of us that listened to classic rock back in the day (the day in question being the mid-1980's) remember the late Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble, and in '85 he hit #17 on the mainstream rock charts with Look At Little Sister, an old blues tune first done by Hank Ballard and the Midnighters on their lp Mr Rhythm and Blues in 1960.  Now another Hank Ballard tune plays heavily into today's post, as his band had a bit of a minor hit with a song that caught Dick Clark's ear.  Dick wanted to have them do it on Bandstand, but they weren't available.  So, kingmaker that he was, he found someone else locally who had a similar style to perform it, and the rest is history.  In fact it is our 6D song sitting at #3 without a Panel vote- our good buddy Chubby and The Twist!

"What else you got for me, man?"

I'm so glad you asked, because this week in 1962- just after you hit #1 with The Twist for the SECOND time in 68 weeks- there were NINE songs that had something to do with the twist on the hot 100- 2 more in the bubbling under, including David Seville and Alvin's Twist!  One of those songs, I left out (accidentally, but it works) because the 'twist' part was a subtitle (Billy Joe and the Checkmates with Percolator [Twist] ), but the other 8 Laurie and I listened to in a somewhat warped version of


and we ranked them according to what we thought of them.  So I'll quickly average the scores out and show you how we voted them...

With 2 of a possible score of 16, the Marvelettes with Twistin' Postman at #34 this week.  We both found it incredibly annoying and put it last.

Scoring 5 points was Joey Dee and the Starlighters with Hey Let's Twist at #41.  I put it next to last- I thought it a flat version of their OTHER hit; but Laurie didn't mind it and put it her #6.

With 6 points was an instrumental by King Curtis and his Noble Knights called Soul Twistin' at #72.  I thought it was pretty funky (#5), but Laurie continued her campaign to wipe out instrumentals and put it at #7. (Just kidding, dear...)

With 8 points was the duet of Chubby and Dee Dee Sharp, Slow Twistin' at #71.  I've always found it a bit too slow for my tastes (#6), but again Laurie saved their day (#4).

With 10 points, we begin the serious contenders with Gary US Bonds and Dear Lady Twist at #11.  I'm big on GUSB, so I had it at my #3, while Laurie debated long and hard on the top ones, putting it at #5.

11 points means 3rd place for Joe Dee and the boys' OTHER hit, the Peppermint Twist at #8 on Cashbox this week.  I think the difference for me is that I keep hearing the former #1 M10 cover of this by Sweet, and it weakened it for me (#4), while Laurie had it edging out GUSB for her #3.

And the top two we both agreed on- Chubby at the top with The Twist, and Sam Cooke next with his #21 this week, Twistin' The Night Away.  Congrats, Chubby, winnah and still Champeen!


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Gee whiz, and I have two debuts yet to play- and now I gotta do 'em back to back!  The first at #9 I actually got from last week's Thumbs segment!  I believe my comment was, "Wow...just wow!"  From 1963, here are the Duprees...





And, at #7, their second M10 hit- and first since 4 years and one month ago- from the new lp Always Tomorrow, this is Best Coast...





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The remaining M10:

Agnes Obel moves up 2 with Camera's Rolling...
White Reaper, with a song that has been on my top tens shuffle since Christmas, holds at 8 with Might Be Right...
Fertile Crescent gets rudely shoved back one spot with Onion Garden...
Zooming up 4 spots with a cover from the Beatles' White Album, Brooke Annibale is at #4 with I Will...
Ozzie and Elton slip out of the top to #3 with Ordinary Man...
Anna Burch to #2 with Party's Over....

And a song that is going to lead into a Sunday Message post this week, a song I learned last night that many, many people have had the same reaction that I had (namely, crying)...



...Real Estate and Paper Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And the Panel picks?

If you chose the Duke, you got 15%...

If you took Bruce Channel, you got 20%...

But your winner- from #97 this week, with a whopping 25%...



...Shelly Fabres and Johnny Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And you better darn well believe SHE'S gonna be on the show!  Be here then for 1963!