"I Don't Know", starring Barrack Obama

 

(Imagine this to a soft piano tune, like something FDR  Fred Astaire would soft-shoe to...)

 

 

I don't know why Merkel's pissed off

prob'ly someone on her party line just clicked off

I'm just that guy who wants to spread world peace

Not like Bill Clinton

("Say, how old is your niece?")

It's a troubling question,

So I'll have to say, "I don't know"

(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)

 

Fast and Furious, did Holder mess that up? Er,

I mean, that's something else I never heard of

I been busy up on Capitol Hill

Makin' sure Harry don't have debate on that bill

It's a troubling question,

So I'll have to say, "I don't know"

(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)

 

 

I didn't know, about no Ben Ghazi

An Ambassador?, Hmm, you really got me

Selling guns to al-Qaeda?  Well, I'll be hung,

I guess Hillary was in the girls room tryin' to look young

It's a troubling question,

So I'll have to say, "I don't know"

(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)

 

Trouble gettin' your health insurance?

(Michelle, it's gettin' hot in here-  turn down the furnace)

I shoulda asked Al Gore, he made the internet, I hear-a

But he's busy counting all his money from al-Jazeera

It's a troubling question,

So I'll have to say, "I don't know"

(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)

 

 

(Instrumental interlude, as our hero dances around the facts wearing his Nobel medal and his dunce cap)

 

 

This ol' White House is gettin' kinda natty

Guess I'll shuffle off to good ol' Cincinnati

The IRS there got in some trouble, I saw

I heard about it on Rush Limbaugh

It's a troubling question,

So I'll have to say, "I don't know"

(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)