Herman Cain Scandal Breaking News

With all the unsubstantiated rumours, innuendos, and obvious attempts by the DNC and Rick Perry to besmirch Herman Cain, I feel I can no longer be silent on the subject.

 20 years ago, I was a woman.  I know, hard to believe, but it's just as true as all the other accusations on the news.  The night I met Herman Cain, he patted me on the butt.  Then he gave me a piece of advice:  "With a butt like that, you should become a man." 

I took that advice and never looked back.  Thank you, Mr. Cain- your grope of my ass changed my life.