What's your take?

I have three stories this morning for you to weigh in on.  The first will only be news if you don't generally read the comment sections, because I actually mentioned it on a comment.  The star troll of our post yesterday returned to the blog and turned down my kind invitation thusly:

CW, I've had my fun stirring the pot here, but truthfully, the religious right bores me. I have no interest in reading your nonsense. Do you also believe in the Easter Bunny?
Thus confirming he is a troll ("had my fun stirring the pot"), re-running the same old lines, and adding the last comment so that we know that he is a troll working for Atheists For Obama.  I did send him a reply:

That's okay, my arguments are too intelligent for you. As for what bores you, thank you for establishing yourself as a troublemaking troll. Too afraid to self-identify, too afraid to come over to my place and have me put a mirror to your face. Feel free to crawl back under your rock, I know your kind, and I know you'll stick your head out again sooner or later where people with real ideas and a sense of morality will play whack-a-troll with you once again. Too bad you won't come over, though, I am sure my readers would have found you just as "entertaining" as this group has.

And thus, our opportunity to play whack-a-troll ends.  Oh, well.  Next story is one for the ladies, involving the definition of a "slut" as modified by a certain gay activist.  You may read the article here if you like, but let me just show you the gist of it:

"A lot of people define slut as someone who has too much sex or too many partners, but according to who?" (Francisco Ramirez asks as he makes a dramatic face. "The slut fairy?"

Ramirez shared the "positive" side to being called a slut. "But did you know that some people use slut in a positive way? They use it to define a woman who is confident in her sexuality and being the sexual being that she is," he said. "I personally think there's a little bit of slut in all of us. So embrace it!"

So, ladies, you tell me.  Valid definition?  Is there a  little bit of slut in you?  Or just another whack job with the courage to put his name and face to his stupidity (which puts him at least a half-step up the evolutionary rung from our troll friend)?


Next story is an "I told them so."  Way back here and here I warned Barackobama.com through their attackwatch division that animals were out to get him.  Now, it has come to pass:

Texas couple snaps photo of deer destroying Obama front yard sign

By Joshua Rhett Miller

Published September 21, 2012

FoxNews.com

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  The offending deer, caught on camera by Tom Priem's wife seconds after destroying the Obama campaign sign. (Courtesy: Tom and Beth Priem)

Rudolph the red-state reindeer?
A Texas couple determined to find out who had been damaging a sign in their front yard proclaiming their support for President Obama's re-election bid caught the offender on Wednesday. Tom Priem, a software support engineer in Austin, told FoxNews.com he and his wife, who live on a block where political signs dot front yards, were fed up with seeing only their Obama sign repeatedly defaced.
“The sign had holes poked in it like somebody had stuck a knife through it,” Priem said Friday. “At first I thought it was somebody who didn’t like Obama.”

“We were making fun of it, saying the deer must be a Republican."

- Tom Priem, Austin resident

Priem said he even called a city hotline to document the incident in case a more insidious offender was to blame. He couldn’t believe his eyes when his wife showed him the surveillance photo she snapped seconds after the campaign sign was destroyed - by a buck.
The varmint's vandalism began about 10 days ago and it’s unclear what the animal has against the sign.
“People across the street have signs and their signs have not been attacked,” he said. “It’s just a weird thing. Maybe they don’t like something in the front yard where they graze.”
Priem’s wife, Beth, captured the deer on camera early Wednesday, just seconds after the Obama sign fell from its antlers. The commotion sent the family’s Yorkshire terrier, Charlie, into a frenzy.
“Charlie chased him until the deer jumped the fence and got away,” Priem said. “I’m just glad it wasn’t a human, either a silly kid or a strange adult.”
The Priems will now bring the sign closer to their home in hopes that the proximity keeps the non-diplomatic deer away.
“It’s just a weird thing,” Tom Priem said. “We were making fun of it, saying the deer must be a Republican.”

First the raccoons, now deer?  Where will it end?  Will the President be ambushed with his family at the Washington Zoo?  Oh, the humanity!

"Don't worry, Mr. President!  We're still with you!"