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Link: Too lazy to hyperlink??? WTH!!! -3.
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"internet casino"- 3.33
"how to make an app"- 2.00
"raspberry ketones"- 1.33
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Okay, that's it for this one. Keep those scam posts coming, and see if you can break 3.67!