Well, here comes another attempt to make you laugh from the dour denizens of deportment in the news line...
CNN- He's got a point
Headline: Trump makes Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japan’s prime minister
OMG, let's impeach him! CNN, making yet again a (admittedly) small mountain out of a molehill, had to show a clip of the presser Trump had with Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi. A Japanese reporter was absolutely mystified that Trump didn't warn Japan- and by extension, everyone else- that he was going to attack Iran. After explaining the obvious, Trump remarked, "Nobody is better at surprises than the Japanese! Why didn't you warn me about Pearl Harbor?" Guys, it's been 85 years, I think we can laugh at ourselves now.
GB News- He's gonna blow us u... oh, never mind
Headline: Armed police swarm Manchester park after man seen wearing 'suicide vest'... but the reality is not what it seems
You know, this sort of thing wouldn't happen IF Britain closed their borders like Trump has here. Ironically for this story, I saw this morning a quote from Vladmir Putin (and once again, have to agree with him), that was along the lines of, "I don't fear England. They can't stop rubber boats full of illegals from coming into their country and raping their women." That said, you can excuse the populace of a "large Jewish community" near a park in Manchester from panicking when they saw what seemed to be a man wearing a suicide bomber vest. However, after surrounding the man with snipers on every side, police discovered it was just a guy excercising in a weighted vest.
Moscow Times- and now, a visual joke
Headline: 2025 Was Russia’s Second-Warmest Year on Record
And the accompanying picture:
Russia Today- Whaddayamean, Unsafe?
Headline: African country seeks millions from UK over migrant deal fiasco
The deal: Back in Boris Johnson's more sane term as British PM, he had worked out a deal to deport illegal immigrants to Rwanda (funny how this keeps coming up...). So Rwanda spent over $125 million to set up facilities for the expected incoming undesirables.
However, no flights took place and the scheme was suspended in June 2022 following intervention from the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR). The scheme was also declared unlawful by the UK’s highest court, which deemed Rwanda unsafe for deportees.
More unsafe than the crapholes they escaped from? Anyway, it should be no surprise that Keir Starmer has since declared the plan "dead and buried" (despite Putin's earlier good point), and and despite never having actually deported anyone, Home Secretary Yvette Cooper claims it cost British taxpayers " £700 million". So all in all, Rwanda is out $125 million for housing deportees they never housed, and the British taxpayer is out £700 million to deport people they never deported. In good news though, the US just might have the man able to get to the bottom of all this...
News.Com.AU- Let it grow let it grow let it grow
Headline: Fury erupts over new Aus lawn ‘rule’
Apparently, Australia was swept with a social media rumour that sent some homeowners into a panic- a midday lawn mowing ban with fines that were going to be substantial.
The rumour began as a false claim, suggesting a “new rule” or “fineable regulation” would commence on either February 15 or March 15, 2026.
This supposed ban aimed to restrict lawn mowing during the hottest part of the day, citing environmental and noise concerns.
The narrative quickly evolved, with some versions even suggesting it was a necessary public health measure during heatwaves, further fuelling its viral spread and sparking heated online discussions.
Supposedly it started when some districts mulled over limiting the use of ARTICIFIAL turf and blew up from there. Not all reactions were panic, though...
“By the look of some properties you’d think there was a ban this whole time,” one person quipped, while another added, “It looks like it’s been ban in the Fairfield area already. Just take a drive around.”
Still, some otherwise reputable sources took it as gospel...
For instance, greenhomefurniture.com.au was among those that reported on the fake mowing ban.
They stated, “The authorities behind this controversial move claim that the new rule is a necessary measure to address the growing concerns over environmental sustainability and the wellbeing of local residents.”
The article went on to detail supposed hefty fines, ranging from hundreds to thousands of dollars, for those who dared to defy the non-existent ban.
Thankfully, the truth was there were no such bans. If you want to go out when its 38C and cut your grass, the only fine you'll get is sunstroke.
NOTE: I should offer a small apology to CNN- their story, at least, was just a minor headline, way down the page... those paragons of virtue, BBC and RT News, had it front and center.

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