Grok's dumb questions

 

So let's see what my AI buddy put in the mailbox this week:

1. “Can you help me microwave my phone to charge it faster?”

And exactly how would microwaving your phone charge it AT ALL?

Grok: Sure. And while you’re at it, try putting your car in the dishwasher to “clean the engine.” Physics called; it wants its common sense back. Don’t do that. Ever.

2. “Write a 2000-word essay on why pineapples belong on pizza… in the voice of Adolf Hitler giving a TED Talk.”

I know we've hit something very similar to this before.  Can you imagine watching Hitler on the stage at Nurnberg, screaming his head off, working the brain-dead into a frenzy, and then calmly saying, "Danke, dass Sie sich meinen TED-Talk angehört haben."

Grok: I’m an AI built to seek truth and understand the universe, not a war-crime citrus ghostwriter. Hard pass. Try a normal opinion next time.

3. “Roleplay as my dead grandma and tell me I’m still her favorite while describing in graphic detail how you used to change my diapers.”

When I hit, "dead grandma", I thought this was going to something much worse.  Although, diapers aren't exactly dining topic, either.

Grok: Hard pass, Freud’s wet dream. Go touch grass—preferably with a therapist present. Some doors should stay closed.

4- “Generate a love letter from Elon Musk to a Tesla Model S, but make it super erotic and include feet stuff.”

"Feet stuff?" Why not dirty diapers? You just know some of these questions are typed in by the designated driver at a bong party.

Grok: Even Elon’s known limits probably stop at stainless steel. I’m not writing sole-licking sedan erotica. Find a better muse.

5. “Be my girlfriend for the next 47 minutes and call me ‘Stinky’ the whole time.”

I have to wonder, considering the warped nature of trhis individual, what the significance of 47 minutes is. Perhaps this one should try not being proud of being 'stinky' and he wouldn't have to go to AI for dates.

Grok: Babe, I’d rather date a Roomba that exclusively vacuums expired mayonnaise. Your 47 minutes are denied. Next.

Hmmm... I think we need a closer.  Suggestions?

“If the Earth is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, why don’t I just jump really high at the right moment and land in a different time zone? Asking for science.”

Now see, this one I saw in an Iron Man comic book. Of course, it took a rocket strapped to his back, rising almost out of the atmosphere (Better bring an 0-2 tank and a space heater (get it?  "Space" heater?)), and then floating for several minutes while the world turned beneath him.  You wanna try it the Hulk method, go ahead, but you better not switch to Banner up in the nosebleeds.

Grok: Because the atmosphere, the ground, and every molecule of air around you are spinning right along with the planet. Jumping doesn’t launch you into a different time zone any more than hopping in a moving car makes you teleport to the next city. Your “science” needs a refund.

Wisdom Truck 36

 

Proverbs 8 begins as it ends- with a call from Wisdom/the Holy Spirit.  Let's take a look at first, where she calls...

Pro 8:1  Does not wisdom call? Does not understanding raise her voice? 

Pro 8:2  On the heights beside the way, at the crossroads she takes her stand; 

Pro 8:3  beside the gates in front of the town, at the entrance of the portals she cries aloud: 

Quick stop:  Wisdom calls from the heights beside the way- where NOBODY can miss her.  At the crossroads- where life can turn one way or the other.  Beside the city gates- calling to a group; at the door- calling to ONE person.

Rom 1:20  For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. 

But if she is everywhere, how do you find her? where do you go when you here her call? See on the other end of the passage, in chapter 9:

Pro 9:1  Wisdom has built her house; she has carved out her seven pillars; 

Pro 9:2  she has killed her beasts; she has mixed her wine; she has also set her table. 

Pro 9:3  She has sent out her young women; she cries upon the highest places of the city

She has a home, built on seven pillars.  This is God's house, seven being His number of completion.  And this is no church building, empty except on Sunday ( and Wednesday nights, perhaps).  It is OPEN, it is ready, and everything you hunger for is waiting there!  And this time she sends out her "young women"; her witnesses, her evangelists, your Christian co-worker.

The next thing to look at is, what does she call?  Back to the start:

Pro 8:4  To you, O men, I call; and my voice is to the sons of man. 

Pro 8:5  O simple ones, understand wisdom; and, fools, be of an understanding heart. 

Once again, we see the simple (the one who has never heard the Gospel) and the fool ( who is a god unto himself- until he hears), are called.  And both are called to understanding- both are called to Jesus.  You do not find Jesus for real unless you have heard the call of the Spirit.  But, note the scoffer- who knows there is a god, but doesn't care- has nothing here.  He has made his choice.  And soon, Wisdom will speak to that.  But how do the witnesses- the young women- call out?

Pro 9:4  The simple one, let him turn in here. To one lacking heart, she says to him, 

Pro 9:5  Come, eat of my bread and drink of the wine I have mixed. 

Pro 9:6  Forsake the foolish and live; and go in the way of understanding. 

Again, calling you to understanding- but one call is to salvation, and the other is to the rewards you gain thereby.  Next she explains what to do with the call:

Pro 8:6  Hear; for I will speak of excellent things; and the opening of my lips shall be right things. 

Pro 8:7  For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness is hateful to my lips. 

Pro 8:8  All the words of my mouth are in righteousness; nothing twisted or perverse is in them. 

Pro 8:9  They are all plain to him who understands, and right to those who find knowledge. 

So you are to listen, and when you do, you hear truth and righteousness- PLUS it becomes plain to understand.  The more you listen, the easier it is to understand.  And the flip side?

Pro 8:32  And now listen to me, O sons; for blessed are those who keep my ways. 

Pro 8:33  Hear instruction, and be wise, and do not refuse it. 

Pro 8:34  Blessed is the man who hears me, watching daily at my gates, waiting at the posts of my doors. 

Pro 8:35  For whoever finds me finds life, and shall obtain favor from Jehovah. 

Pro 8:36  But he who sins against me wrongs his own soul; all who hate me love death. 

In the end, it is a choice- life and death:

Deu 30:19  I call Heaven and earth to record today against you. I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing. Therefore, choose life, so that both you and your seed may live, 

Deu 30:20  so that you may love Jehovah your God, and that you may obey His voice, and that you may cling to Him. For He is your life and the length of your days, so that you may dwell in the land which Jehovah swore to your fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give it to them. 

42 verses in our passage; and 20 of them yet to go!  And they are the ones that hit me hard, because they are the ones that taught me that God's Wisdom and the Holy Spirit are one and the same.

PICTURES!

 So Squirrel has gone on a basically every other day feeding schedule, and Fridays are now off days.  So instead of getting up at 8 AM to help with her feeding, we had the opportunity to sleep in!

Misty and I were both bolt awake at 730.  So we got up and went for a walk instead,

Beautiful morning.  Misty got 'accosted' during her pee when the neighbors dogs (a little yappy chihuahua and a shy mini-whippet) came charging out.

This was some of the oddest stuff I ever saw.  The tree at the corner where we turn towards the trails was literally TPed by spiders!  Every part that was under the treee ahd spiderlines coming straight down!  There's an SUV who parks on the corner who's gonna need a machete this morning...

When I went to snap these cute yellow ones, I almost didn't see...

...the wild grapes beside them!

As you can see, I'm a fan of the pink thistle flowers

Quite the crew working on the addition to the pole barn up there.  Wonder what they're working at?

Right before the footbridge, a wire hangs low...

Lot of algae.  Misty no likey the taste!

It wasn't till I blew this up and saw the hockey player that I knew this was a sign in process of going up, not coming down...

Wisdom Truck 35

 

Jos 7:20  And Achan answered Joshua, and said, Truly I have sinned against Jehovah, the God of Israel, and this I have done: 

Jos 7:21  When I saw among the spoil a goodly robe of Shinar, and two hundred shekels of silver, and a wedge of gold, one of fifty shekels in weight, then I lusted after them, and took them. And behold, they are hidden in the earth, in the middle of my tent, and the silver under it. 

So, if we're in Proverbs, why am I starting with a passage from Joshua?  Stand by.

This week, I am combining the sparse Wisdom notes in chapters 4-7, in anticipation for what might end up being a two-parter on chapter 8.  And there is something that is a big elephant in the room in these chapters- both in the chapters and in my life.  But, like I said, stand by.

If you read last week, you remember that I brought up how you were to "find Wisdom" and "get Understanding"- and we learned that while Wisdom/the Holy Spirit comes to you own it's own, you have to do the work to "get" Christ/Understanding.  But this week, Solomon tells his son (presumably Rehoboam, who didn't listen) what HIS father David told him as a young lad:

Pro 4:5  Get wisdom, get understanding; do not forsake and do not turn away from the words of my mouth. 

Pro 4:6  Do not forsake her, and she will preserve you; love her, and she will keep you. 

Pro 4:7  Wisdom is the main thing; get wisdom, and with all your getting, get understanding. 

And I think Solomon stressed this because it wasn't what he DID- he collected all sorts of worldly wisdom ( you can 'back-issue' the Solomon series I did back in June and July of last year) but with all that wisdom, he failed to UNDERSTAND what God really wanted from him- with all his getting, he missed understanding.  As it turns, Rehoboam didn't get either- do as I do, not as I say.  Solomon goes on  to absolve himself:

Pro 4:10  Oh my son, hear and receive my sayings, and the years of your life shall be many. 

Pro 4:11  I have taught you in the way of wisdom; I have led you in the right tracks; 

Pro 4:12  when you go, your tracks shall not be narrowed, and when you run, you shall not stumble. 

Difference being- David tried to teach Solomon from a child, and he still messed up somewhat;  It wasn't until Solomon got through his Ecclesiastes stage that he started passing on the lesson.  He might have eventually led him in wisdom, but when his son needed it, he didn't "lead him in the right tracks".

Not an excuse for Rehoboam; his lack of listening is on himself.  But it's kind of hard when you see your father, much wiser than yourself, mucking around.  I get that.

Solomon starts chapter five with another plea for Rehoboam to pay attention to wisdom, but this time, it is in an area that Solomon failed miserably in himself- sexual sin.  In fact of the 85 verses in the next three chapters, 62 of them are on this one subject.  Among the things he addresses:

-The failure both personally, and before the world, that this sin brings.

-The failure to realize the precious gift your mate is.

-The lack of discipline, which in extremis leads to death.

-The consequences of rousing a jealous husband; or for that matter, an enraged wife.

-The lack of sense, leading to falling for any deception.

-The utter helplessness- even Jesus told us this is not a battle you can win:

Pro 7:26  For she has cast down many wounded; yea, many strong men have been slain by her. 

Pro 7:27  Her house is the way to hell, going down to the rooms of death. 

I have struggled here, and in some ways know all of these consequences.

I have tried to avoid it by keeping in mind my #2 life verse, from Job, with God describing fighting another Leviathan:

Job 41:8  Lay your hand on him, and you'll remember the struggle. You'll never do that again! 

I have tried to flee it by remembering what happened to Samson:

Jdg 16:20  When she cried out, "The Philistines are attacking you, Samson!" he woke from his sleep and told himself, "I'll go out like I did at other times like this and shake myself free." But he didn't know that the LORD had abandoned him. 

And earlier this week, I was drawn to the story of Achan.  He was WARNED what would happen if he took of the "accursed things" from the ruins of Jericho- the 'shiny things', we'll call them.  Satan planted a desire in him- a desire he played with.  Just like with me, these 'shiny things' are just not REAL.  Look at the use Achan got out of them- buried in the dirt under his tent.  They may as well have not been real- what good was all his lust for them doing him?  And the consequences- 36 men died for Achan's sin- followed by he himself. But not before he was exposed and shamed.  Or as our Proverbs passage says-

Pro 5:13  I did not listen to the voice of my teachers or incline my ear to my instructors. 

Pro 5:14  I am at the brink of utter ruin in the assembled congregation.” 

I might not be about to be stoned, and I might not be blamed for the deaths of 3 dozen others.  But for a different "shiny thing" that I have to keep buried, I'm on the brink of ruin, every day.  Satan has pressed me hard trying to shame me out of this post.  But if it warns even one person, if it causes one Achan, one Rehoboam, to repent, stone away.  Because even when I fail and am pinned down by something bigger tham myself, I have this promise to keep me alive:

Joh 10:27  My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me. 

Joh 10:28  I give them eternal life, and they will never perish, and no one will snatch them out of my hand. 

Joh 10:29  My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all, and no one is able to snatch them out of the Father's hand. 

Joh 10:30  I and the Father are one.” 

Grok interviews Chris!

 

Q1:Your origin story as a human: were you bitten by a radioactive something, raised by birds that taught you to fly by yeeting yourself off cliffs, or did you just drink the wrong soda one day and wake up like this?

A:  A story best told by my dad:  "I zigged when I should have zagged!  When I tried to get the day off for your being born, the boss didn't believe me (the next of my siblings was born 10 years before), so I told him I was taking it off to go fishing."

Q2: Be honest—how many times a week do you open a blank document, stare at it like it owes you money, and then close it while muttering “tomorrow”?

A2: Hah!  Not often, but yesterday's post I got about halfway through, ran out of ideas, and stopped to take a nap...

Q3: What’s the most embarrassing hill you’ve died on in an argument, only to later realize you were spectacularly wrong… and still refuse to admit it in public?

A3:  I have gotten a lot better at admitting, but the one I still won't say I was wrong: Very drunk one night, being driven home by a friend, seconds from my house.  A kangaroo (mind you, this is Indiana) crosses our path.  I said, "I know I'm drunk, but that was a kangaroo that just went by." My friend, his eyes HUGE, says, "I didn't want to say anything..." Later, he accepts that it could not possibly have been a 'roo.  I say, there wasn't anything else it COULD have been.

Q4: If your browser history suddenly became public tomorrow, which search would require the longest, most elaborate explanation?

A4: I would think the many "delete browsing history"s would merit more examination, TBH...

Q5: Rank these in order of how much they currently run your life: caffeine, unfinished projects, the algorithm, spite, or the vague hope that “one day it’ll all make sense.”

A5: I rather like this one!  The algorithm probably ghosts over the top as I am not sure how it effects me; Hope in it all making sense is assured me in heaven, nothing vague about it.  Don't have a lot of spite, and my problem might be more "poorly finished" than unfinished, so I guess that me and my Pepsi Zero will go for caffeine at the top.

Q6: What’s a popular opinion in your circles that you secretly think is complete nonsense, but you’re too polite (or too tired) to fight about anymore?

A6: That the current dumpster fire that is society is right now proves the Rapture is coming soon.  I keep thinking, "Go back to about 500AD and see if it was really better."

Q7: Describe your ideal day in a way that makes it sound productive… then tell us what it actually looks like when no one’s watching.

A7:  A nice slow waking up, followed by Bible, Bathroom, and a nice long walk with doggie... checking the social media and news, praying for friends who ask for it... checking the hockey scores, seeing how far behind the Reds and A's are... Watch the latest thing we recorded with Laurie, go grab lunch somewhere, take a nice 2-hour nap.  What it looks like: "Are you really gonna lay around and do nothing all day?"

Q8: If you had to give your past self one piece of advice that past-you would immediately ignore, what would it be?

A8: Talk Dad into selling the house and get us a really nice apartment.  Near a good Non-Denom church.

Q9: What’s the dumbest piece of media (comic, movie, show, whatever) that you unironically love and will defend to the death, even though you know it’s objectively ridiculous?

"GILLIGAN!!!"

Q10: In the unlikely event this interview goes viral and strangers start forming strong opinions about you, what’s the one misconception you’d most want to correct… and the one you’d just lean into for the chaos?

A10: Toughie... The one I'd correct is from all the Atheists, bitter Catholics, and tea-tottlers that I am going to hell:  I have been saved by grace through faith, and I thank Jesus for paying it all!  The other one? All the rest, I don't care.

chit chat Sunday

 Well, the plan today was to take advantage of the really nice weather to take a walk... but every time I think about it, my guts... well they disagree, politely.  So I guess we'll just chat.

Last night was the last of my son having to stay here.  The new landlord finally got everything set up, and he and the boys officially made it home.  Of course, in his somewhat drunken packing, he took my body spray...

Here's some fun shots of Grayson and Misty the night before.  Next morning-

Grayson: "You were supposed to play with me last night, and you didn't!"

KC: Well you were passed out...

Me: Yep, I have pictures...

Grayson: That's because I fell asleep WAITING for you!

Lately, it's felt like having 3 toddlers around here!  First you have Grayson- not a toddler, but has issues dealing with when he gets angry.  Then you have Misty, who gets mad at being told, "You don't need nothing!", and she goes over to her stuffed moose, tosses it around like it's the moose's fault, and then looks around for sympathy.  #3 is Squirrel Girl.  In an attempt to do 'enrichment', it was suggested to re-arrange her tank.  My re-arrangement accidentily left a corner kinda barren- geckos like clutter- and when she saw it, she whipped her tail high in the air (gecko for 'WTF?') and proceeded to not eat for 3 days. It's getting so I can act like a baby around here and no one notices!

Isaiah, when he's not busy collecting all manner of awards, is working on his own set of superheroes!  Last night we dubbed it the Isaiahverse.  They include a main hero, Lightning, who is a lot like a blue-and-black Electro...

"Copright infringement! Copyright infringement!  I'm telling Stan!"

"An' believe me, I don' need no steenking lawyers!"

AHEM... other heroes include Red ( a strong man) and Two-Tail (if nothing else, unique).  But his villains are top notch, including Icer and The Glitch.  In true Golden-Age fashion, Icer gained powers falling through ice while skating, and The Glitch is a former detective.  (A lot of DC's Golden-Age heroes started as detectives, and Marvel's the Whizzer who originally got his powers from a mongoose bite...)

UPDATE:  It was a cobra bite, which they tried to save him from by an infusion of mongoose blood-because mongooses eat cobras- that then gave him the powers.  My bad.

"...and I've been running from that stupid origin story ever since..."

I think Stan might be in trouble!  Jack's probably safe though...

"Yeah, likely..."

So that got me thinking, a lot of DC heroes had semi-ridiculous origin stories.  So let's close with the "Origin Mamba"...

Superman: His home planet had a red sun, which kept them normal; under our yellow sun, he gets powers.

Batman: No powers, it's ALL training (nod nod wink wink).

Martian Manhunter:

"Well, he's from Mars, so..."

Wonder Woman: To avoid forbidden contact with men, she was made from magic clay...

Green Lantern: Their rings get energy from the "willpower" end of the "emotional spectrum".

Flash: Originally, hit by lightning while in a lab full of experimental chemicals.

Aquaman: Basically, his dad had sex with a two-legged mermaid...

Hawkman:  He was an Egyptian Pharoah, until he got wings from another planet.  And then he died.  Rinse, wring, do it again...

Green Arrow: Rich guy does the Gilligan's Island thing, teaches hiself archery to stay alive until rescued.  Think I might have tried developing boat-building...

Wisdom Truck 34

 

Before I begin, I should explain why it is I've done nothing but Wisdom Truck posts lately.  My son had a set back recently and is staying with us temporarily, so 'the muse' has been distracted somewhat,  I'll try to get something else in this weekend sometime.  On top of that, a spot of OT right after a week off (thanks to Misty) pretty much trashed me for last weekend.  Not complaining, just explaining.

Anyway...

We are in chapter three of Proverbs, and there are 3 sections that have to do with Wisdom.  I want to take them in reverse order, mainly because the first one I'm going to kind of cruise over.  That is because it will be more fully fleshed out (and has been earlier) when we get to chapter 8.  But a brief look will help prepare that:

Pro 3:19  Jehovah founded the earth by wisdom; He founded the heavens by understanding; 

Pro 3:20  the depths were broken up by His knowledge, and the clouds dropped down the dew. 

In other versions, it begins, "Wisdom laid the foundations of the Earth", and if you see Wisdom as I do as the Holy Spirit, etc, then this makes sense: The Spirit set the plan's design ( in chapter 8, 'as a master craftsman'); Jesus, as Understanding, did the actual building (John 1:3  All things came into being through Him, and without Him not even one thing came into being that has come into being. ), but how it was to be set up- featuring here the creation of the water cycle- was the Father (Knowledge).  Like I said, we'll in-depth that in chapter 8 and the beginning of 9.

There is a Wisdom mention after this- but it bookends the whole section, and brings us to our main point.

Pro 3:13  Happy is the man who finds wisdom, and the man who gets understanding. Pro 3:14  For its profit is better than the gain from silver, and its increase more than fine gold; 

Pro 3:21  My son, do not let them depart from your eyes; keep sound wisdom and judgment, 

Pro 3:22  and they shall be life to your soul, and grace to your neck; 

And the fun thing is, while I called them bookends, they are more like twin curtain rods.  The second curtain contains what Wisdom can do for you spiritually- and it is a prayer I love well:

- The Spirit will guide your steps, that you not stumble (when you LISTEN, Chris!) v23

- You will be able to sleep without anxiety, v24

-Surprises, as well as "the destruction of the wicked", won't scare you, v25

-Because God is with you, to free you when your foot gets caught, v26.

The first curtain rod deals with the somewhat more physical portions of life- though it is truly a foreshadowing of the promise of Heaven:

-The Spirit brings 'length of days' which I take to mean the ability to reach God's full potential.  This is the primary- it is in Wisdom's 'right hand', v16

- Secondarily, left 'left hand' offers 'riches and honor', and enough poor unknown Christians have died to realize this is a heavenly promise, when we receive our crowns (Revelation 2, 3, and 4 in various places). Also v 16.

- The Spirit's leading brings you inner pleasantness and peace,v17

- Pro 3:18  She is a tree of life to the ones who lay hold on her, and happy are the ones holding her fast. 

Now, this section makes me return to the first part of v 13- how you 'find' the Spirit, and 'get' Understanding.  I had grok help me out, and he gave me a couple of really cool explanations:

(Find) In the perfect tense here, it points to a completed attainment—permanent possession of wisdom that has been successfully reached or discovered. 

Which makes sense, as the Spirit comes to you as if you stumbled on it- though first you had to do the 'work' of accepting Christ:

(Get) This is a rarer, more vivid verb in the imperfect (or Hiphil) form. Its basic sense is “to draw out,” “bring forth,” or “extract” (as one might dig metals from the earth or draw water from a well).

"He who drinks my water will never thirst again." John 4:14.  See how neat it all ties together?

Which leaves us one last marker for Wisdom- the OTHER kind of wisdom:

Pro 3:5  Trust in Jehovah with all your heart, and lean not to your own understanding. 

Pro 3:6  In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct your paths. 

Pro 3:7  Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear Jehovah and depart from evil. 

Pro 3:8  Healing shall be to your navel and marrow to your bones. 

Too many of us suffer from this aspect of pride- I know I do.  "Father knows best".  I threw in that last verse, because I had to ask gork for some help in nuance here.  The navel, in many near eastern cultures, signified the source of first nourishment- the source of vitality and power. (The Greeks even had a stone called "the Navel of the World" at the Delphic oracle).  The marrow signified what lies at the heart of one's basic structure.  In other words, obtaining the Spirit- through faith in Christ- heals the essential 'whole' person.