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I've already clued in Bobby G. on Saturday night, so I'll let the rest of you in on all the fun. The idea was to go to Cinema Grill (for those who don't have one, dinner and a movie in one shot) to watch The Avengers. Let me skip to the disasters, then I'll move on to the good things sprinkled within.
THE MOVIE: Here's the situation: Iron Man is stuck inside the rotors of the Helicarrier (which he is trying to restart). He's waiting on Captain America to throw a certain switch so he can get out without becoming the Human Steel-Wool Pad. Cap is dangling from a cable about twenty feet from the switch an 30,000 feet above the ground, with somebody shooting at him, and his shield back in his footlocker. Thor, after just having gotten bounced about by the Hulk, has just escaped Loki's death trap, and is currently picking dirt clods out from between his teeth. The Hulk, for his part, took a u-turn at a fighter jet and is on his way to joining Thor in dirtclod-picking. The expendable heroic S.H.I.E.L.D. agent is explaining to Loki with his dying breaths that he'll never win. And the Black Widow has just B!tc#-slapped a mind-controlled Hawkeye into dreamland (and all of this is happening more or less simultaneously. Just then, half the theatre's speaker system blows and takes the AC with it.
THE TEMPER TANTRUM: I yell at Laurie and KC as they try to stop me from storming away long enough to get our refund.
THE CAR: Is dead. A little clicking, some pre-psychotic flashes from the dashboard, and that's it. Repeated attempts to start only makes the car refuse toi give the key back.
THE NEW BATTERY: $119.
SOCKETS: Have to fall under the exact geographical center of the car.
But now, the good things:
THE RESTROOM TRIP: Which I took as the manager came down and announced that the speakers were blown, that he was "concerned" that this might happen "because this was a loud movie". That comment would have pushed the tantrum to a whole new level of embarrassing, I guarantee it. But, thankfully, I was upstairs having a urinary.
THE MOVIE: What we saw of it might have been the best movie I ever saw. Seeings as I have been reading the Avengers since I was six years old, I might not be an unbiased judge. But it's blown away Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2 its first weekend, so I don't think I'm alone.
THE MEAL: Was very good. And I don't think many people paid for it- I know we didn't. And I don't think anyone else did either, but again, I was having that urinary at the time.
CORONA: Was a pretty decent beer.
LAURIE'S SISTER AND BROTHER-IN-LAW: Came to the rescue. Tried unsuccessfully to jump it. There were no previous signs the battery was bad, and I was afraid it might be the computer brain. But...
LAURIE'S NEPHEW ANDY: Lives less than a mile from the theatre, so we called him. He is a car expert, and you can find his shop on Facebook at The Swap Shop. He hooked a tester to the battery and proclaimed he was "98% sure" it was indeed just the battery. Very nice of the damned thing to die so close to him.
THE SUPERMOON: We had a great view as it rose over McDonalds.
BROTHER-IN-LAW: Came back and picked me up after a day of fishing Sunday to get the battery tested (D.O.A.) and help me install the new one.
FISHERMEN: Carry mini-fish nets to retrieve wayward sockets.
And now, the net results:
One new battery, during good weather and near home.
A free meal, and three free passes to The Avengers when we decide to try again.
Laurie and sister bonded over I-Pad games.
Saw half of a good movie.
Know what to order for drinks next time.
Realizing, as Laurie pointed out, "The biggest disaster wasn't anything that happened, but our response to it."
So, The Avengers, Laurie's family, and Andy for coming out on his night off, get an A+.
Cinema Grill gets an A for the grill part, and an F on the Cinema part, though they have the chance to raise their grade with extra credit.
Car, especially the battery, F.
Chris, D+ (I'm pleading extenuating circumstances to raise my grade.)
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Valley of the dolls
A few things on the agenda tonight. First off, I was informed through the Pat Miller show of a website, AttackWatch.com, which collects alleged smears against the administration of Prez Obama so that they can "send you information" to fight said smears. Now, you KNOW that this falls into the category "things you should never let Chris find out about". Needless to say, I decided to join in order to stamp out the horrible disrespect that POTUS gets around here. My first report to them went like this:
"My dog called President Obama a dick. I scolded him but he said he heard it from a raccoon he treed a couple of days ago. I cannot confirm that raccoons are against the President,however he is solidly supported by the neighborhood squirrels."
They even give you a button with which to send attachments. Therefore I sent them a picture of Scrappy.
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Next, The Great Postcard Campaign rolls on, and I got my card from "Average Girl" Tracy. She said she looked for a card with a picture of bottle caps, but had to settle for a mural of the Native People of Chemainus, with whom I am unfamiliar and will have to look up. It is a very cool mural, though, and will go well with the Southwestern landscape our fearless leader sent last month.
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Now, on to the thing I wanted to bloviate about. Did you, when you were real little, have certain topics come up among the adults around you, that colored your future perception of them? I'm talking about things that made the "unapproved " or "nasty" list. Things that gave you the creeps at a mention- like "cancer" or "poison". Or rock bands that you weren't to listen to- like Black Sabbath, the Stones, or even (to a certain extent) Steppenwolf (doubtless due to the chorus of The Pusher on their first lp.) Obviously these are the things on my list, things that still give me that vague sense of unease to this days (although it's hard to be intimidated by Sabbath now that every marching band in America play Iron Man or Paranoid).
One of those things on my list is a movie called Valley Of The Dolls. You old timers (no hands, you know who you are) remember this flick. It was the cutting edge of what was permissible back then, an R flick that my mom wouldn't let my sister go see. Most of the hullaballoo was it's treatment of drug abuse, specifically "dolls" (barbituates, probably shortened from Barbie Dolls), along with the teenyest bit of nudity and sex. By today's standards, it probably would be hard pressed to be called "quaint". But for a preschooler who heard snatches of conversation, it contained within its forbidden boundaries a near-apocalyptic world of the illicit that was sure to corrupt anyone who watched.
It was only a few years ago I found the Dionne Warwick single of the theme song and burned it.
Gotta get off, gonna get
Have to get off from this ride
Gotta get hold, gonna get
Need to get hold of my pride
When did I get, where did I
How was I caught in this game
When will I know, where will I
How will I think of my name
When did I stop feeling sure, feeling safe
And start wondering why, wondering why
Is this a dream, am I here, where are you
What's in back of the sky, why do we cry
I looked up the plot on Wiki, and learned that it was the story of three women climbing the ladder to fame, or riding along, only to be brought down by the pressures, the temptations, and, oh yes, the dolls.
Yesterday, home with a messed up back, I got to watch the movie for the first time. A quick set-up here: early last week, I had been musing to myself that, in a sort-of-bucket list way, I needed to see this film, once and for all. And yesterday, I found it on the on-demand free movies- three days before it ended its run. I knew I couldn't pass up those kind of omens.
What I saw was a fascinating movie, for all it lacked. It focused on Ann (Barbara Perkins), a young small-town-going -to-the-big-city-heroine; Neely (Patty Duke), a trying-to-be- rising star; and Jennifer (Sharon Tate), a dancer hitched by love to a singer named Tony who didn't know he was about to be felled by Huntington's Chorea. Ann seemed to stumble into good fortune and her share of love and fame; Neely started out a sympathetic figure but slowly the true Neely came out- having worked hard for her fame, she was willing to take what she wanted and steamroll anyone who stood in her way, including her new husband Mel (Martin Milner, 1- Adam-12!). Jennifer had fame forced on her when, to keep her husband in the asylum he had to be put in, she became a French art-film actress (and you know what that means). You could tell there were things in the book that didn't make the cut; for example, you never do see how Jennifer actually meets up with the others, and other than Neely, you never see how it is that they all ended up using dolls. For me, the movie had three great moments. The first is when everyone first meets Tony and Jennifer, during his stage show at this club where he sings a haunting song called Live With Me to Jennifer. The second comes when Neely is coming out of that same sanitarium Tony was in (trying to dry out) and tells the story of singing that song at a "dance night" and having Tony, in wheelchair, recover just long enough to do a duet with her; and third, when Jennifer's suicide (OD on dolls after topping off a hateful mother and a vegetative husband with breast cancer) and Neely's stealing of her man (who was also Neely's agent for her "comeback") drove Ann to attempt suicide by dolls and drowning. She realizes, once in the water, she hasn't taken enough dolls to accomplish her plan. She comes back to her room, weighs her choices, and throws the pills against the wall and goes home.
The movie ends with her guy coming back to small town USA to finally propose to her (now that he was done with Neely treating him like crap). But Ann tells him no, and walks off down a winter trail, breathing deep the clean air of freedom for the first time since she left home.
Gotta get off, gonna get
Off of this merry-go-round
Gotta get off, gonna get
Need to get on where I'm bound
When did I get, where did I
Why am I lost as a lamb
When will I know, where will I
How will I learn who I am?
So it wasn't all it was billed as, and it was more in some respects. But the thing here, for me, is that this feels like some kind of full-circle to me; like by watching this movie I have started the countdown on some mysterious clock set long ago. It makes me sad and apprehensive in ways I cannot hope to explain. You would think I'd have a happy, pulled the fangs out of the dragon's mouth feeling. And in a way I do. But in another way I feel like .... God, how to put it... like I've put myself onto the road to some darker fate. If you'll endulge me my love of Norse mythology, it feels like someone just put the sprig of mistletoe into the hands of blind Hodur.
And there is the whole Sharon Tate thing here, too. Here's that song, with a tribute montage to her.
"My dog called President Obama a dick. I scolded him but he said he heard it from a raccoon he treed a couple of days ago. I cannot confirm that raccoons are against the President,however he is solidly supported by the neighborhood squirrels."
They even give you a button with which to send attachments. Therefore I sent them a picture of Scrappy.
____________________________________________________
Next, The Great Postcard Campaign rolls on, and I got my card from "Average Girl" Tracy. She said she looked for a card with a picture of bottle caps, but had to settle for a mural of the Native People of Chemainus, with whom I am unfamiliar and will have to look up. It is a very cool mural, though, and will go well with the Southwestern landscape our fearless leader sent last month.
______________________________________________________________
Now, on to the thing I wanted to bloviate about. Did you, when you were real little, have certain topics come up among the adults around you, that colored your future perception of them? I'm talking about things that made the "unapproved " or "nasty" list. Things that gave you the creeps at a mention- like "cancer" or "poison". Or rock bands that you weren't to listen to- like Black Sabbath, the Stones, or even (to a certain extent) Steppenwolf (doubtless due to the chorus of The Pusher on their first lp.) Obviously these are the things on my list, things that still give me that vague sense of unease to this days (although it's hard to be intimidated by Sabbath now that every marching band in America play Iron Man or Paranoid).
One of those things on my list is a movie called Valley Of The Dolls. You old timers (no hands, you know who you are) remember this flick. It was the cutting edge of what was permissible back then, an R flick that my mom wouldn't let my sister go see. Most of the hullaballoo was it's treatment of drug abuse, specifically "dolls" (barbituates, probably shortened from Barbie Dolls), along with the teenyest bit of nudity and sex. By today's standards, it probably would be hard pressed to be called "quaint". But for a preschooler who heard snatches of conversation, it contained within its forbidden boundaries a near-apocalyptic world of the illicit that was sure to corrupt anyone who watched.
It was only a few years ago I found the Dionne Warwick single of the theme song and burned it.
Gotta get off, gonna get
Have to get off from this ride
Gotta get hold, gonna get
Need to get hold of my pride
When did I get, where did I
How was I caught in this game
When will I know, where will I
How will I think of my name
When did I stop feeling sure, feeling safe
And start wondering why, wondering why
Is this a dream, am I here, where are you
What's in back of the sky, why do we cry
I looked up the plot on Wiki, and learned that it was the story of three women climbing the ladder to fame, or riding along, only to be brought down by the pressures, the temptations, and, oh yes, the dolls.
Yesterday, home with a messed up back, I got to watch the movie for the first time. A quick set-up here: early last week, I had been musing to myself that, in a sort-of-bucket list way, I needed to see this film, once and for all. And yesterday, I found it on the on-demand free movies- three days before it ended its run. I knew I couldn't pass up those kind of omens.
What I saw was a fascinating movie, for all it lacked. It focused on Ann (Barbara Perkins), a young small-town-going -to-the-big-city-heroine; Neely (Patty Duke), a trying-to-be- rising star; and Jennifer (Sharon Tate), a dancer hitched by love to a singer named Tony who didn't know he was about to be felled by Huntington's Chorea. Ann seemed to stumble into good fortune and her share of love and fame; Neely started out a sympathetic figure but slowly the true Neely came out- having worked hard for her fame, she was willing to take what she wanted and steamroll anyone who stood in her way, including her new husband Mel (Martin Milner, 1- Adam-12!). Jennifer had fame forced on her when, to keep her husband in the asylum he had to be put in, she became a French art-film actress (and you know what that means). You could tell there were things in the book that didn't make the cut; for example, you never do see how Jennifer actually meets up with the others, and other than Neely, you never see how it is that they all ended up using dolls. For me, the movie had three great moments. The first is when everyone first meets Tony and Jennifer, during his stage show at this club where he sings a haunting song called Live With Me to Jennifer. The second comes when Neely is coming out of that same sanitarium Tony was in (trying to dry out) and tells the story of singing that song at a "dance night" and having Tony, in wheelchair, recover just long enough to do a duet with her; and third, when Jennifer's suicide (OD on dolls after topping off a hateful mother and a vegetative husband with breast cancer) and Neely's stealing of her man (who was also Neely's agent for her "comeback") drove Ann to attempt suicide by dolls and drowning. She realizes, once in the water, she hasn't taken enough dolls to accomplish her plan. She comes back to her room, weighs her choices, and throws the pills against the wall and goes home.
The movie ends with her guy coming back to small town USA to finally propose to her (now that he was done with Neely treating him like crap). But Ann tells him no, and walks off down a winter trail, breathing deep the clean air of freedom for the first time since she left home.
Gotta get off, gonna get
Off of this merry-go-round
Gotta get off, gonna get
Need to get on where I'm bound
When did I get, where did I
Why am I lost as a lamb
When will I know, where will I
How will I learn who I am?
So it wasn't all it was billed as, and it was more in some respects. But the thing here, for me, is that this feels like some kind of full-circle to me; like by watching this movie I have started the countdown on some mysterious clock set long ago. It makes me sad and apprehensive in ways I cannot hope to explain. You would think I'd have a happy, pulled the fangs out of the dragon's mouth feeling. And in a way I do. But in another way I feel like .... God, how to put it... like I've put myself onto the road to some darker fate. If you'll endulge me my love of Norse mythology, it feels like someone just put the sprig of mistletoe into the hands of blind Hodur.
And there is the whole Sharon Tate thing here, too. Here's that song, with a tribute montage to her.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Thor
1. Deserves an Oscar for casting, especially on Fandral, Heimdall, and Loki.
2. JMS' new takes on Loki and Jane Foster were fantastic, original, and surprising. Especially Loki, because you never quite grok his motivations or if he's on the side of the angels- particularly if you know him from the comic books.
3. Costuming also deserves an award. Especially Thor, Heimdall, and Loki.
4. Most times when the movie departs from the story you know it detracts from it for me. Not this time. Not knowing the backstory doesn't hurt; knowing it, it becomes even more exciting for the differences.
5. FX where wild without being distracting. Altogether, a well done job.
Hard to say anything else without ruining it for those who haven't seen it; well worth the price of admission.
BTW, I looked at the movie experts reviews, and what I said on Time Machine this week still holds. What a pack of jerks. You should climb out of your faux-ivory towers and experience the world for a while, because your judgements from on high S-U-C-K!!! Especially Roger Ebert and Linda Cook. I question whether they actually watched the movie or just spun a wheel with "Good review" and "bad review" on alternate pie slices.
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