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Monday, October 28, 2013

"I Don't Know", starring Barrack Obama

 
(Imagine this to a soft piano tune, like something FDR  Fred Astaire would soft-shoe to...)
 
 
I don't know why Merkel's pissed off
prob'ly someone on her party line just clicked off
I'm just that guy who wants to spread world peace
Not like Bill Clinton
("Say, how old is your niece?")
It's a troubling question,
So I'll have to say, "I don't know"
(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)
 
Fast and Furious, did Holder mess that up? Er,
I mean, that's something else I never heard of
I been busy up on Capitol Hill
Makin' sure Harry don't have debate on that bill
It's a troubling question,
So I'll have to say, "I don't know"
(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)
 
 
I didn't know, about no Ben Ghazi
An Ambassador?, Hmm, you really got me
Selling guns to al-Qaeda?  Well, I'll be hung,
I guess Hillary was in the girls room tryin' to look young
It's a troubling question,
So I'll have to say, "I don't know"
(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)
 
Trouble gettin' your health insurance?
(Michelle, it's gettin' hot in here-  turn down the furnace)
I shoulda asked Al Gore, he made the internet, I hear-a
But he's busy counting all his money from al-Jazeera
It's a troubling question,
So I'll have to say, "I don't know"
(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)
 
 
(Instrumental interlude, as our hero dances around the facts wearing his Nobel medal and his dunce cap)
 
 
This ol' White House is gettin' kinda natty
Guess I'll shuffle off to good ol' Cincinnati
The IRS there got in some trouble, I saw
I heard about it on Rush Limbaugh
It's a troubling question,
So I'll have to say, "I don't know"
(He didn't know, he didn't know, he didn't know...)
 
 


16 comments:

  1. You are now responsible for a brand new ear worm in my very own head.

    Thanks so much. If we ever meet, you owe me one good quality whiskey.

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  2. hahahaha....that's pretty damned good!

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    1. I thought so. I told myself that as it took shape in my mind and an evil grin began to curl my lips...

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  3. So....he's either a liar.
    Or incompetent.
    Or both.
    I'll settle for both.

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    1. No- the people who voted for him settled for both. We got stuck with both.

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  4. Rather clever! I'll bet you could get a recording contract, if a big ole drone don't get you first. Ha, ha, ha!

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    1. And here I thought that buzzing was just a bug in my ears...

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  5. You know, for a guy who's supposed to be "the messiah", he sure don't know much.

    I guess, like it was with Bill Clinton, Obama doesn't know nuttin' about it until he reads it in the morning newspaper.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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    1. Only Bill got it from the letters section in Penthouse.

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  6. I saw a Rush Limbaugh post last night on facebook that said something along the lines of: "Does he even know he is president? Has someone at least told him that?" It made me laugh out loud literally!

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    1. Actually, this was started from that very seed as I listened to Rush yesterday. You should have heard him blow his top over the abject stupidity of the people in charge right now- the people who think they are "the Wizards of Smart". You woulda loved that segment!

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  7. Chris:
    Leave it to YOU to cover this...I'm sure glad someone did.
    And you did it in SUCH a wonderfully melodic manner.

    I can picture a trio of "do-wop" girls in the b/g lightly singing the "he didn't knows"....LOL.

    Never seen such a "smart" guy that didn't know JACK...(among a myriad of other things...just like his staff).

    WTH are they teaching at HAA-VAHD these days?
    (beside liberalism and obfuscation)

    Excellent post.

    Stay safe (and tuneful) up there, you crooner you.

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    1. Well, let's see... as I recall was it not Haa-vahd that made several students who cheated on exams go out and work a real, non-family job for 8 months before they could come back and finish their "education"?

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  8. I think we've found the single off your first album!

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  9. A puppet knows nothing and only does the bidding of the one pulling the strings. It's all a big show.

    We've got someone who's fainted over here. Give her some room. Anyone got a water bottle.

    The lines are getting old now.

    Lee
    A Faraway View

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