I was looking around at some blog ideas, which I was dry of tonight, and remembered a scam e-mail I was sitting on. It wasn't anything new; but it was so well-written and professionally done, far far beyond the typical missive from Nigeria, I was going to give John Azikiwe, Esq., kudos for a good job- until I learned that Azikiwe, Esq., was not from Nigeria at all, but Togliatti, Russia. Pretty bad when a Nigerian scam isn't even really Nigerian anymore.
I also saw, in casing out the stats page of this blog, that somehow it was reached by someone searching, "çok eski ihtiyar grandpa blog pornosu"- which apparently is Turkish for, "Very old old grandpa porn blog." Perhaps it was yesterday's video of the elderly couple from the UK and their nude trespasser that lined that one up, I don't know.
Finally, I saw that I was just 678 pageviews away from 100,000! Am I excited?
Well, am I?
Anyway, let's adorn the end of this with some pictures starring- Scrappy!
|I am Lord Beasley... and that is NOT a pussycat swallowtail!|
|A refreshing wade at the Spot.|
|Who let that idiot in there?|