Saturday KC took me to an Indians game.
Rather than snooze the non-sporties out there with a lot of detail, I'll give you these bon-mots: After taking the first wrong turn, the Garman decided to give us pictures the rest of the way; Made town at @1:45 for a 3 PM game; 1/2 hr looking for parking, 1/2 hr finding the stadium after we parked, and 20 minutes in the Rally Burger line (five of those under an exhaust vent that made it feel like we were in a clothes dryer), and we made our seats right at the ceremonial first pitch. A questionable call by the home team's manager cost us three runs thanks to a rookie pitcher who had no business making his debut in a pressure situation made it a 6-2 loss. And in trying to hit a decent convenience store on the way out, Garman (who insisted that our best bet was a Marathon that was tore down at the foot of a bridge that was closed) had us make several loops around what I called "the rectum of Cleveland".
|The upscale outer rim of the rectum.|
Finally hitting a station, I used the facilities only to start having a little bladder pain that about five miles out turned into a full-scale left side kidney pain that made me wonder if I was going to blow up before we hit Toledo. Five minutes after finally told KC what was happening, it went away... until we got home 3 hours later and I had to pee again. Three hours later, THAT attack went completely away and I fell asleep.
Shortly after lunch Sunday, it returned with a vengeance. It stayed more or less active until 10:30 last night- when it went away again. 15 minutes before time to get up for work it hit again for about an hour. It's been pretty quiet since, but it's even now getting close to time for some more ibuprofen.
So here, let me give you some more pics to look at while I go decide whether to die or not.
|Hey, get off my rock!|
|A fun way to kill the shift for Ft Wayne's Finest- three city's, a sheriff, and one plain clotheser. They were there when I came through at 3... all but one still there but just leaving when we came back through just after 4.|