Well, I have made a commitment to myself to not be baited into going off on the really idiotic way both sides of the political fence are acting. I would like to believe those who say they want to work together- and hope they want to do it in a more constructive spirit than Obama did with John McCain in 2009. Therefore, I will declare a complete political truce for now... as long as the world doesn't continue to tempt me...
Therefore, I am going to be a good boy, and share with you the best in sarcastic entertainment, music I like, and pictures of my corner of the universe as I always do. And the rant that certain quarters- mainly media driven- are building up in me, I will forgo in the interests of showing that we CAN have fun in this world. Starting with-
|"Grandpa, I just tooted on you."|
That's okay, I'm more worried about your dad getting a picture of my bald spot. I'm starting to look like Brother Dominic."
Our headline here was found on Russian news site RT.Com, the story from South Africa...
‘Rare medical emergency’: Man accidentally ‘strangles’ his penis with wedding ring
The part that cracked me up INSIDE the story was this- “The patient reported that he had applied the ring four hours previously for erotic reasons, on the recommendation of friends.” Thus showing not only that he had very stupid friends, but that four hour Viagra rule comes in pretty handy here, too.
|"Grandpa, I'm too young to know who Brother Dominic is."|
"Your DAD is too young to know who Brother Dominic is."
"Why, I outta..."
|"Man, demoted to second string. This sucks!"|
This stop we thank the Japan Times for a story out of Myanmar:
Myanmar says 34 people killed after they attacked troops
And just what kind of people attack the Army? Why, unarmed ones...
...but villagers belonging to the Muslim Rohingya minority say the victims were unarmed civilians.
Maybe they're upset that Trump won, too....
|Oh, yeah, um, oops?|
From Chinese news outlet Xinhua:
Space Journal: Entry 7 -- Chinese farmers in space
Milking meteors? No, actually, they're testing plant growth on the Chinese space station Tiangong-2. But I saw the headlines, and the first thing I thought was...
|But it wasn't meant to be...|
|A frosty start...|
|IDK what the green thingy on my neck is. But it wasn't a hickey from an Orion chick...|
|Scrappy finds a side trail...|
|Bit of a dropoff there, Boofus...|
|And the new signage is in.|