So before I go to the pictures of
Yes, Joe put a big ol' target on the back of a real American hero. Apparently he sleeps during security briefings as well as Presidential speeches. It's not bad enough that Obama is making all but the die hard libs and the hand-out class miss the good ol' days with GW, but Biden is trying to see how many laps he can run around Dan Quayle's rep. Oh, go ahead, Red, say it!
Thanks to special correspondent Red Foreman for that. Next on the list are the wonderful supporters of Hizzoner Tom Henry, who effortlessly (much as he does everything else) won the Dem nomination for mayor. Tom Henry, who shuns honest debate and runs from criticism, whose idea of transparency is glimpsing his nose in front of his face in a well-lit room, who thinks so much of the excellent young talent in his city that he farms every question out to consultants in Indy and Chicago, whose idea of job creation is new posts at fly-by-night city contractors for his brother, and whose idea of a "green" city is to remove all those nasty trees on Calhoun so the new sidewalks stay nice. With all those qualities, it's no wonder all you dems out there chose him over any of the other guys, whose only chance against him would've been if their name was Noah (i.e. their families were the only voters).
THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH: NO QUESTIONS, PLEASE!!
Okay, no let's finish off by this world shaking announcement. I have right here on my blog, the picture that the President wouldn't release- proof positive of Osama bin-Laden's demise. The President may be afraid to show you this graphic photo, but your humble author is not. However, since it is a graphic photo, I will have to ask you to scroll down to look at it, if you dare.
Are you SUUUUURE you wanna look?
Okay, here it is...
I warned you...