|Sure, why not?|
Favorite Makeup Brands:
Me: Please. I have a natural beauty.
Scrappy: If it can't be taken care of with a tongue, who needs it?
How many times a week do you shower?
Me: Why, do I offend? Every night almost without fail.
Scrappy: Hmm, per week? Around 0.19...
Favorite TV show:
Me: This is a wide ranging topic, but to contain it in the here and now, Doctor Who, NCIS, Deadliest Catch.
Scrappy: Scrappy TV, IOW looking out the bedroom window....
Me: Here's the first one I kinda matched Holli on- 7 1/2 or 8, just in mens.
Scrappy: I don't have shoes, but I am told that scientists think my pads smell like Fritos...
How tall are you?
Me: 5-5 and a smidge
Scrappy: 13 inches at the shoulder, 17 at top of the head.
Sandals or sneakers?
Me: I don't believe I've wore sandals since the onset of puberty, somewhere in the last century...
Scrappy: I don't suppose I can do the Fritos story again, right?
Do you go to the gym?
Me: I prefer to lurch towards my coronary with work and short walks.
Scrappy: Sure, at the YDCA, lol!
Describe your dream date:
Me; Sorry, too old to be romantic- drinks, maybe a burger, at the local sports pub.
Scrappy: Sniffing butts at the Bark Park
How much money do you have in your wallet at this moment?
Me: Why, are you behind me with a knife? $9 American.
Scrappy: Sorry. No pants, no wallet.
What color socks are you wearing?
Me: Invisible at the moment
Scrappy: Well, my foot fur is all-four white...
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Me: Three to some extent or another
Scrappy: Dad's butt or chair arm.
Do you have a job? What do you do?
Me: I machine-cut fabric for boat covers
Scrappy: I make sure those around me appreciate life.
How many friends do you have?
Me: Depends on the definition and who I've pissed off lately
Scrappy: What? Aren't we ALL friends?
Whats the worst thing you have ever done?
Me: Drove home the night I heard Pearl Jam do Last Kiss the first time (#NoMoreDrunkDriving)
Scrappy: Being a dog, I imagine pooping the floor rises towards the top, but once I had a #1 accident in Dad's bed...
Whats your favorite candle scent?
Me: Prolly patchouli
Scrappy: Do they come in dog butt?
3 favorite boy names:
Me: Stephen, Randy, and my own, I suppose...
Scrappy: Well, since dogs know each other by sniffing...
3 favorite girl names:
Me: Sarah, Rachel, Shenandoah
Me: In as much as I have a favorite, John Wayne
Scrappy: Brian (Family Guy)
Me: Prolly Sandra Bullock
Me: A Time To Kill or Pulp Fiction, or American Graffitti... or...
Scrappy: You wouldn't know it... it won an award at Canine Film Festival...