MWN :Mixed up headlines

So let me lead off with something just slightly against post rules... I can't help thinking FoxNews put these two picture headlines together this way on purpose:

And with that, let me see what I can mix up for more laughs.  Rules:  Front page of news site for both headline and picture what doesn't go there:


1- Fox News

The picture:

The headline:

High schooler arrested after alleged freakout over pro-Trump cap


...or...

1,500-year-old mask of Maya ruler found


Yet another accolade for the former POTUS: 1,500 year old teenager...



2- BBC

The picture:

The headline:

Aretha Franklin's Casket Arrives In Style



"Um, Harriet, don't they usually fire a salute UP, not at the casket?"




3- CNN

The picture:

The headline:

K-pop group BTS breaks Taylor Swift's record



BTS standing for "Bomb 'em, Trump 'em, Slip 'em the Prez..."


4- Moscow Times 1

The picture:

The headline:

Small Breasts Are a 'Physical Defect,' Russian Anti-Monopoly Watchdog Says

And boy, wouldn't I like to be them right now... NOT!





5- Moscow Times 2

I know it's backwards but- The headline:

No, the U.S. Can't Bring Russia to Its Knees 

But wait, the picture...

"Is not the US, idiot, I lost contact..."

6- Deutsche Welle

The picture:

The headline:

A Predictable Disaster


"Madame Merkel, my faith doesn't allow you to... OOOH..."





And finally, let me end it like I began it, with a "somebody put this together on purpose, from the Japan News 'advertise with us' section:

And the only thing I can add to that is...