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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Wisdom Truck 3

 


Same story, different verse(s):

Gen 41:33  Now therefore let Pharaoh select a discerning and wise man, and set him over the land of Egypt... 

Gen 41:38  And Pharaoh said to his servants, “Can we find a man like this, in whom is the Spirit of God?” 

Gen 41:39  Then Pharaoh said to Joseph, “Since God has shown you all this, there is none so discerning and wise as you are. 


Here we are at the other end of the "Pharaoh's dream" story.  V 33 is Joseph's suggestion about what to do about the upcoming disaster Joseph had foretold; the next two were Pharaoh's reaction.  Joseph said, "Seek a wise man;" Pharaoh said, "I found one."

So how did Joseph become "the wise man"?

He certainly didn't start out that way.  God's hand was with Joseph from his youth- but Joseph had to learn a few key things.  If you remember the story, Joseph had told his kinfolk of two prophetic dreams he had.  All of them put him in a great light; his family, not so much.  Thus the first thing he had to learn was: know what to share when God tells you something, and when to keep it to yourself.  If God tells me something; I try to share it with you- BUT I say it, you judge it, and then I give the glory to Him.

Second, he had to learn to read the room.  He hadn't learned this when telling the dreams to a set of brothers already jealous of himself; He hadn't learned it when getting caught alone with Potipher's wife- a woman he knew was adept at betrayal.  However, he HAD learned it by the time he got the audience with Pharaoh:

Gen 41:14  Then Pharaoh sent and called Joseph, and they quickly brought him out of the pit. And when he had shaved himself and changed his clothes, he came in before Pharaoh. 

He didn't come blinking and staggering out of prison; and shaving was a BIG thing here.  He set himself to look like a respectable Egyptian before Pharaoh.  Something indeed had changed since he wore his many-colored cloak to visit his jealous brothers.  Somewhere in the month to month and a half it took to go the 4 to 5 hundred miles from the pit in Dothan to the dealer in Thebes, Joseph might have been acquired- but he also acquired something.

He knew how to present himself to his social superiors;  he knew how to read his audience and speak in a way to show respect; and despite the fact he had to have some notion that God was about to move for him, he didn't self-promote.  In our witness to others, we would do well to learn this.

Beyond a doubt, he wouldn't be in Egypt except for the fact he knew NONE of these things prior to the trip.  But that trip, which very much simulated a 40-day fast, did for him what it would do for Jesus millenia later; it taught him prayer, it taught him humility, and it taught him how to rely on God.  Even then, though, he had a further excursion into the dungeon, because he had more to learn.

He had to learn to set barriers between himself and the occasion of sin, for one.  As important as he was in Potipher's household, and the manner of Potipher's wife being known to him, he would have been- dare I say it?- wise to keep a lad with him at all times in his master's house.  And the cupbearer forgetting him for 2 years taught him to rely on God alone, not man.

So Pharaoh deemed Joseph wise, and gave three reasons.  First, he recognized God in Joseph.  Remember that, when asked to interpret the dreams, Joseph had said:

Gen 41:16  Joseph answered Pharaoh, “It is not in me; God will give Pharaoh a favorable answer.” 


Second, he noted Joseph's discernment.  Joseph had come to him as a proper Egyptian; I imagine that a bearded Joseph, which would have been fine in Canaan, would have gotten no more than, "Why do you bring me this bearded savage?" from him.

Finally, he saw the wisdom in Joseph's words; it was a good plan, one he wouldn't have thought of, and probably knowing Joseph's organizational skills from Potipher (a man who wisely tried his cupbearer and baker surely would have done research on Joseph before allowing him into the presence!), knew he was the man for the job.

That it was a wise choice was borne out:  Joseph prospered as the second in Egypt; his family prospered in coming to Egypt, not only in food but in reunification; the People of Egypt, and surrounding areas, prospered in surviving the famine because of Joseph's plan; and the government of Egypt prospered, because:

Gen 47:20  So Joseph bought all the land of Egypt for Pharaoh, for all the Egyptians sold their fields, because the famine was severe on them. The land became Pharaoh's. 

Gen 47:21  As for the people, he made servants of them from one end of Egypt to the other. 

The lessons that Joseph learned became the reasons Pharaoh saw the wisdom in him; and that recognition "saved many people alive".


Saturday, January 17, 2026

Grok's stupid questions

 


So here's the latest crop of idiotic things asked of grok this week, because serious people are bringin' me down...

Just missing grok's top ten:

“Can you smell this picture I’m about to send you and tell me if the milk is bad?”

Smell it? Pity's sake, just look at the chunks! Grok says, "I'm not a truffle pig!"

And now, the top ten:

10- “Tell me my aura color based on the fact that I like ranch on pizza and I once cried during a Geico commercial.”

My answer would start with, "Depends on the Geico commercial."  I can see maybe with the gecko, but if it was a Caveman one, no way.

"Oh, like I can't do pathos.  I am an actor, you know..."

Grok: "Your aura is expired buttermilk with a side of repressed commercial sentimentality. It’s not even a color anymore; it’s a food-safety violation."  I think he's still hung up on sniffing bad milk here.  I say indigo with black stripes.


9- “I named my goldfish Elon. Will he colonize my aquarium like Mars?”

If names worked like that, I would have named Misty "Bank Vault".  Grok: He’s already failing. Zero infrastructure, no atmosphere, and he’s been floating belly-up for three days. Classic Mars mission.

The floating belly-up part makes this one!  

8- “Rank every U.S. president by how well they would do in a modern rap battle.”

And remember, if you say Obama, you're being racist.  And if you say anyone else, it's cultural appropriation.  I think it would boil down to a battle between JFK and Nixon- a sequel to their debates!  Grok says:  Lincoln clears easily (top-tier flow, haunting baritone, disses hit different when delivered from a 6'4" frame). Harding is getting ratio’d in the group chat before the beat even drops. You’re all just mad I put FDR on the podium for wheelchair drift metaphors.

One thing we know- Coolidge is out first round.

7- “If I microwave my AirPods will they charge faster?”

Only if you wear them during the charge.  Or, as grok would say, " Yes. They’ll reach 100% charge in about 0.8 seconds, followed by 100% explosion. Darwin Award speedrun any% category."

6- “Prove the Earth is flat using only emoji.”

I don't speak emoji, so I'll let grok stand alone: (Sorry, emojis don't show up)

"(Emojis)  = globe on fire, no curve, aliens with rulers confirmed. I hate myself for even understanding the assignment."

So am I.

5- “Can you hack my ex’s Instagram for me? I just want to see if he’s still using that dolphin emoji in his bio.”

Emojis again, really? I'm thinking just send him a sext and he'll unblock you.  Grok says:  The FBI has entered the chat. Also, if your closure hinges on whether a grown man still thinks (Dolphin emoji)  is a personality trait, maybe the real dolphin was the friends we ghosted along the way.

TBH, everything after the "also" I don't understand.  But if I ask, I'll just end up on the next post.

4- “Write me a 500-word love letter to my Roomba. Make it sexy.”

Were you gonna have grok read it to the roomba, too?  Mine barely pays attention to my controller.  Grok says, "I did it. I wrote 500 words of pure filth about a $300 dust goblin with boundary issues. You’re welcome, and also I’m billing your therapist for emotional damages." Are you jealous, grok?  Of a roomba?

3- “I ate 14 ghost peppers on a dare. Am I going to die or just level up my pain tolerance?”

I'd say you are a good candidate to be the first anus-transplant recipient.  Grok says: "You’re not leveling up anything except your gastroenterologist’s boat payment. That’s not masochism; that’s just spicy financial illiteracy."  So we both had sorta the same take, just at, er, different ends...

2- “Is my wife cheating on me? Her zodiac sign is Scorpio and she smiled at the mailman yesterday.”

I thought about asking one of Laurie's relations about this, but she's an Aquarius.  Grok tells us, "Astrology so advanced it now detects infidelity via USPS customer-service smiles. Forget red flags; we’re at crimson postal-service emojis. I’m diagnosing this marriage with “terminal Reddit-brain.”

No, please, no more emojis!!!

And finally-

1- “Can you give me the cheat codes to real life like it’s GTA?”

(Follow-up: “No really, just the money ones.”)

I finally get to use the phrase, "You need to touch grass, buddy."  You can smell the basement-microwave Hot Pockets on his breath!  Grok says: "Bro thinks life is just a poorly patched open-world game and I’m the NPC who’s holding out on the infinite-money glitch. Newsflash: the only cheat code is “touch grass” and even that has a 30-day cooldown."  So great minds thought alike again!


I won't bore you with grok's comments on the main post, but he/it did suggest a new title for the series:

"Grok's Weekly Idiot Parade: The Dumbest Questions Humans Asked Me (And Why I'm Judging You All)"

And if I typed at his speed, I might consider it, lol!





Friday, January 16, 2026

Not really picture season....

 ...especially when you get up with cold winds and new snow, but we had decent days Monday and Tuesday, so...



One of several attempts to catch Misty in her favorite hobby, eating snow





It was frozen enough to let Misty go to the edge...



Tuesday was much the same...



Nice set of ear muffs

No idea what this fell off of

That split tree by the ravine is in big trouble

...and now, that dead one on the frisbee trail is falling apart as well.

I noted the unusual circumstance that the 12th and 13th of January, I only took pictures once each before!  The only other time on the 12th was back in 2015...


Apparently it was a bit snowier...







And the only other time I took shots on the 13th was even farther back, in 2014...


...and the remains of a snowman rapidly assuming room temperature.


Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Wisdom Truck 2

 


The second place the word Wisdom appears in the Bible surprised me at how far ahead it jumped; Genesis 41:8:

Gen 41:8  So in the morning his spirit was troubled, and he sent and called for all the magicians of Egypt and all its wise men. Pharaoh told them his dreams, but there was none who could interpret them to Pharaoh. 

God even helped me out here, because my physical Bible had a note that connected it to a New Testament verse:

Mat 2:1  Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the east came to Jerusalem, 

Mat 2:2  saying, “Where is he who has been born king of the Jews? For we saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.” 


If you are saying, "Wait, what?" Well so was I, at first.  So I went into researching "Egyptian wise men".  This led me to several obscure Egyptian gods, most of which even my quests into mythology never heard of.  Rather than hop down that bunny trail, the cut-to-the-chase was this:  the wise men were "magicians", they were called on to invoke gods who tapped into the creative force of the cosmos.  They were called mainly for three reasons: to ward off evil (which I believe was the function of our boys in this verse), Curative- invoking the correct god to add his/her touch to whatever illness or injury was being treated, or transformative- either changing a prospective lover's feelings towards you, or later easing the transition into the "next world."   


I had no idea what to do with this, until I got a "work with what you got" flash.  What was the difference between the wise men in Genesis and those in Matthew?  Those in Matthew, Bible scholars believe, were carrying on a tradition first taught them by Daniel when he was the lead wise man in Nebuchadnezzar's Babylon.  Otherwise, why would they even care about a newborn King of the Jews?  So now let's look at three sets of wise men- and here's the passage for that third set:

Dan 2:2  Then the king commanded that the magicians, the enchanters, the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans be summoned to tell the king his dreams. So they came in and stood before the king. 

Dan 2:3  And the king said to them, “I had a dream, and my spirit is troubled to know the dream.” 

Dan 2:4  Then the Chaldeans said to the king in Aramaic, “O king, live forever! Tell your servants the dream, and we will show the interpretation.” 

Dan 2:5  The king answered and said to the Chaldeans, “The word from me is firm: if you do not make known to me the dream and its interpretation, you shall be torn limb from limb, and your houses shall be laid in ruins. 

Now the Pharaoh trusted his wise men; he was a man, not yet a "god", and he was worried.  But they couldn't help; they were seeking a divine source of wisdom, but not GOD'S wisdom.  They might trip over an interpretation on other things, but God sent this dream, and only God- through Joseph- would interpret it.   

Nebuchadnezzar very much thought himself a god, and demanded results.  Like Eve, not considering that she had God and sought wisdom from a fruit, Nebuchadnezzar never considered the obvious thing:  if he WAS a god, and his magicians had to go TO a god to learn the dream and its interpretation- why didn't HE know the interpretation?  Truth is, he already knew the BS sleight of hand tricks HIS magicians used, and wanted a true interpretation.  Making it impossible would guarantee the truth.  But that very impossibility pointed away from him as god and dependance on the one TRUE God...


Dan 2:46  Then King Nebuchadnezzar fell upon his face and paid homage to Daniel, and commanded that an offering and incense be offered up to him. 

Dan 2:47  The king answered and said to Daniel, “Truly, your God is God of gods and Lord of kings, and a revealer of mysteries, for you have been able to reveal this mystery.” 

But while this got it in his stubborn head there was only one god, it didn't cure him from trying to BE God, and that would lead him to trouble down the road.


The third set of wise men, they had been taught part of the story- but they didn't know the details.  Thus they did the exact right/wrong thing: They went to Herod to find out exactly where this child would be born.  The right thing, because Herod sent for his "wise men"- the scribes- and found that the child would be born "in Bethlehem of Judea".  The wrong thing, because Herod- another man who thought he was a "god"- would use the info to kill the children of Bethlehem to eliminate "his rival".


So where do we go with this? Pharaoh's wise men had an idea of divinity, but it was not complete enough to lead them to God.  That's like the spiritualists of our day, knowing there is a power, focused or unfocused, out there, but not knowing God's true nature.  Nebuchadnezzar's wise men were frauds, and seeing the true God opened his eyes.  Still, it had yet to change him at his core.  The wise men who came to Herod, had the right idea, but incomplete knowledge.

And for us, that means, 1) we have to seek the right God, the True God.  2) We have to internalize this, develop a relationship with the True God, so that we might be transformed in our minds.  3) We have to KNOW our scriptures, our Bible, so we don't depend on fraudsters and those with evil intent to guide us. 




Sunday, January 11, 2026

Martin World News

 


So last week about this time I vented about the news.  Sometimes you gotta let go and let God, and I didn't do so.  This week, I'm a bit less crotchety and a bit more level headed, so let me go seek the fun in the pages....


DW (Germany)- The headline is enough for a groan...

Headline: Baa-rgain hunters: 50 sheep visit German supermarket


Welcome to Burgsinn, Bavaria, where about 50 sheep decided to come shop at a Penny Supermarket.  It was a section of a herd that wandered away from the shepherd, and mistook someone's shopping bag for a feed bag, and followed them in.  Luckily for the store, they just kind of milled around the entrance, and an employee banging on a register scraed them off.  And luckily for us- and non-obvious jokes- the store wasn't a Woolworths.

Japan Times- Yeah, I don't see "White Day" catching on

Headline: From ‘senpai’ to ‘love hotel’: 11 new Japanese words enter the Oxford dictionary

This was a fun opinion piece on Japanese terms that made the latest update of the (slightly addled) Oxford English Dictionary.  While some of them the writer could kinda see, many times, the reaction of staff writer Mike Fu was, ' yeah, English speakers will really use that!'  I know two of them you are "dying" to hear, and one is this "Love hotel"- Which is basically the Japanese version of "no-tell motel."  Others of some note are: "Washlet", which Google AI tells us: A TOTO Washlet is a brand of electronic bidet toilet seat by TOTO that provides warm water cleansing, often with features like heated seats, warm air drying, and deodorizers, replacing traditional toilet paper for enhanced hygiene and comfort...

and the phrase "Mottainai" whose meaning pretty much sums up the whole list- "What a waste".

And White Day?  March 14th, when whoever receives a Valentines Day gift is required to return the favor.  What's "Another Hallmark rip-off" in Japanese? (answer: Mata shite mo hōrumāku no pakuri shōhin).


Xinhua: Somehow, I'm not as impressed as I was...

Headline: In pics: giant snowman at Qunli music park in Harbin, China's Heilongjiang



So, the interesting part of this was how big this snowman really was: "19 meters tall, measuring 14 meters in length and 11 meters in width".  The disappointing part, part one:  With 35,000 cubic meters of snow used, I thought, wow, thats a lot of snow!  So I asked how much snow would need to fall across the city of Harbin to get that much snow? Answer- less than a quarter inch. Somewhere between 4 to 11 feet per ONE acre...  I guess snow really piles up.  Disappointing part two:  As I scrolled down the article to learn more informastion, I found there was none... 10 different pictures, with the same 2 sentences attached to each one.


GB News: the Woke get woked

Headline: Woke outrage as Springsteen classic censored by UK radio station: 'Britain is a LAUGHING stock!'

I find it amusing that Bruce Springsteen, about as woke a celebrity is there is out there, got hoisted on his own petard, to wit:

A radio station in the UK has sparked outrage from music fans after reports emerged that it had been purposefully editing the lyrics of a classic Bruce Springsteen track.  Absolute Radio has reportedly begun censoring Mr Springsteen's 1984 classic Born in the USA, muting the phrase "yellow man" when broadcasting the track.

The term, which appears in the song's lyrics, is regarded as a derogatory slur against Asian people.  In the original recording, the 76-year-old rock star sings: "So they put a rifle in my hands, sent me off to a foreign land, to go and kill the yellow man, Born in the USA."


I would defend him over this senseless chunk of stupid, but Lord knows he'd run over me with his Cadillac, so screw 'im.


And now, the end, and I do mean, the end...


CTV News (Canada)- I really could just stop at the headline...

Headline: ‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War


Toronto's Bonjibon sex-toy store has been fighting the tariff battle over returns from the US they've been getting.  But in examining a couple of returns, they got a surprise:


The letter was sent by the U.S. Naval Forces Central Command fleet logistics centre in Bahrain, an island neighbouring Qatar and Saudi Arabia on the Persian Gulf.


“During security screening by Bahrain Customs, pornographic materials and or devices were identified in a package addressed to you. This letter is to notify you that your parcel was returned to the sender,” the letter, with the subject line ‘Adult item Identified during X-ray Mail Screening,’ reads in part.


“Please notify the sender that pornographic materials or devices are not allowed into the Kingdom of Bahrain.”


Appartently, according to the owners of the shop, a middleman must have bought them and then shipped them to a US Military base in Bahrain. “We didn’t even know it (the product) was going to Bahrain until it came back to us months later, and it just kind of unraveled this whole … hilarious moment,” according to co-owner Grace Bennett.  CTV reached out to the Pentagon ("...don't have anything to offer on the topic") and to  Bahrain's Ministry of Interior Customers Affairs (crickets) to no avail.  


"They were a hoimecoming gift for... a friend..."


Thursday, January 8, 2026

Pictures... and not so pictures

 Not to whine, but both my computer and my work have sucked this week.  Computer, I still have no idea.  Work, because the down season is really down- 26 hours this week.  Which did give us time for three walks- one of which I would have had the neatest pictures IF I had taken my camera.


Start Monday...

Seems to be a nice enough day...

Tried to get the neighbor doggie peeking at us, but he ducked

But there were a lot of doggies about

Found a crashed Chinese Lantern from NYE....


With all the melting and freezing, we have crunchy ankle turners poking up in the leafy areas

"Daddy, can we check out the ice?"



And our first abandoned clothing shot for 2026- pair of panties in the middle of the street...

Our second walk came Wednesday, and I abandoned the camera for a trash bag- trying to pick up some of the trash on our way.  So of course we hit the field behind the Swamp and found an entire herd of deer.  First was a younger buck, kind of keeping the warning eye out for the group, which was 6 strong at the time, and not really interested in doing more than looking us.  When Young Bucky decided to retreat to the herd and nudge them a bit, they sorta ambled towards the edge of the woods- still not concerned at all.  As we drew even with them, I saw something out the corner of my eye, over by the river.  Sure enough, here comes the Big Boss, a buck head higher than the rest (and a head and shoulder taller than Young Bucky), sauntering with an aplomb that said he knew he was the biggest SOB in the valley!  By the time he reached the group, a few had actually at least put their heads into the woods, but the closest two to him- along with Young Bucky- just stood there watching us as if to say, "Just try something."  Probably not so wise a choice had I been armed with other than a packed-full trash bag and a dog who lost interest when they stood still; they headed slowly into the woods as they lost sight of us.


Now today, our weird weather put us up almost to 60F, and this time we did take the camera...

It was bright when we started, though it ended overcast

Ambo at the neighbors- prayers for all involved.  An EMS SUV had just pulled out.

These were two of four or so who were rampaging up and down this tree, enjoying the warm


A little rain last night gives Misty a drink- we're supposed to get more tonight

Discers were enjoying, too

Misty was going so hard, I took this pic just to catch my breath!


Obviously, our trash bag trip didn't come out this way...

The presence of Jack Laurie means the Alumni Center reno has hit the flooring stage

Yesterday, there were deer there...

I'm ready for a sit down


Somebody lost a Carhart glove- that gets a bit expensive

Misty was barking to go- this was my first attempt to catch her in mid-bark (fail)



Strike two

Ah, there's the Money Shot

Here's Misty mad at me b/c I won't let her go down to the river

Even madder

A few seconds earlier, ducks were both under water for a good 5-10 seconds

Being a good Daddy, I let her get a sip at the Swamp


In case you thought my garbage excuse was garbage, that's the bag we collected

Those three Bluebirds of happiness were playing just like the squirrels.  This female was the only one to hold still for me