Sunday, October 10, 2010
Chris' FCS page #4
The top three hold the same this week. Delaware (their #2) retains #1 with a 26-7 pasting of Maine; James Madison (their #6) stays at 2 with a narrow 17-13 win over Towson; and Montana St. (their #10) holds onto 3rd with another shootout win, 44-31 over Portland St. The next 4 spots are climbers. Liberty (26) goes up to 4 with a 44-20 romp on Charleston Southern; North Dakota St. (17) moves up to 5 with a 34-29 win vs tough Youngstown St.; Appalachian St. (their #1) moves into 6th after a desperate 34-31 battle with hard luck Elon; and Wofford(25), who moved into my countdown with an upset of #16 last week, climbs 6 spots to 7 with a 33-31 classic win over last weeks' #5 Georgia Southern (13), who then drops to 11th.
Jacksonville St. (3) and UMass (8) hold their spots at 8 and 9 on my chart; William and Mary (5) move into the top ten at 10 after a 26-7 rout of URI. Western Illinois (15), who vaulted to 4th last week with a win over then #2 N. Dakota St., plummet to 12th after losing to previously winless South Dakota St., prompting them to abandon their invasion of the Dakotas; South Carolina St.(12), who were a victim of the numbers game last week, move back up to 16th with a 34-13 win over Norfolk St. Stephen F. Austin (their #4) slips a pair with a last minute 32-27 win over McNeese St.; and Villanova (7), taking a week off after their beatdown by William and Mary last week, hold at 15th.
Four of my last 5 teams rank no higher than 31st on the coaches poll. Coming in at 16th is undefeated Bethune-Cookman (42), fresh off a rout of winless Delaware St.; Montana (12) whops hapless Idaho St. 30-7 to climb to 17th; the Dayton Flyers (45) enter at 18th after a narrow 21-20 win over doormat San Diego; Jacksonville (31) slips to 19th after a 39-34 slugfest with Drake; and Robert Morris (43) catches hold of the last spot on the way down after edging Monmouth 17-16. South Dakota (3-3, last week's 11th) and Texas State (3-2, 20th) drop out after sustaining losses to teams they should've beat this week.
Scanning the schedule next week, it looks like the Armageddon matchup will be #16 Bethune-Cookman and #13 South Carolina State. Since this game would be #42 vs #12 on the coaches poll, I guess it will tell us how good I really am.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Step into my time machine week twenty-four
10 debuts in the hot hundred this week in 1975, and I knew 4 of them-plus I'm going to mention one more. Coming in at 100 were the Statler Brothers with I'll Go To My Grave Loving You. At 94- this one was not one I knew, but I did listen to it- the follow up to Pilot's hit Magic, called Just A Smile. Having already burned their big UK hit (that flopped here) January, I thought it might be worth a listen, and it was. Way up at 76, James Taylor comes in with soft pop hit Mexico; at 74, Calypso (actually the b-side of a certain John Denver song we'll be seeing higher up) enters the chart. And WAAY up at 46, Elton John rockets in (he is a rocket man, y'know) with Island Girl. The big dropper this week is the Isleys' Fight the Power, falling 20 to 53; and guess what? We get to see a big jumper before we get to the top 40 this week! Nights On Broadway by the Bee Gees shoots up 27 to #56 this week.
How about we start the specials with my personal tops of the seventies countdown. We're at #35, which is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun. This ultimate tear jerker was originally called Le Moribund when recorded in Europe by Belgian artist Jacques Brel, and was actually about a guy killing himself because of a cheating wife and a backstabbing best friend. Jacks took up the English version of the song after the Beach Boys abandoned their attempts to record it (and I have heard the Boys singing both versions- the original words are just creepy. "Now that the spring is in the air/ with your lovers everywhere/ Just be careful, I'll be there"). #34 is another visit to Carole King's Tapestry album, this time the top 10 hit So Far Away. 33 is another non-released track, and maybe one of the most emotionally charged songs of all time, Fleetwood Mac's The Chain from the album Rumours. 32 is Bread's great ballad If- a song that hit #1 in the UK in March of our beloved 1975 as done by, of all people, Telly Savales! And finally at 31, a song that's 36 and on its way out of this weeks' countdown- Barry Manilow's Could It Be Magic.
Coming into airplay alley this week are 5 tunes, 2 of which I didn't recognize when I played them. Not one of those is Linda Ronstadt at 39, up from 53 with Heat Wave. Up from 50 to 38 is one of those two, George Harrison's You. The other is the Ohio Players' Sweet Sticky Thing at 37, up 8. Moving a fast 14 to 34 are the Captain and Tenille with The Way That I Want To Touch You; and climbing 9 to 32 is the CCR-less John Fogarty with Rockin' All Over The World. We do have an Almost but not quite this time; Michael Martin Murphy peaks at 24 with Carolina In The Pines. Murphy, who started his career in a folk band with Mike Nesmith of the Monkees ( and in fact wrote on of my favorite Monkees songs, Why Do You Keep Me Hanging 'Round) re-released this song on the country charts in 1981, and it peaked at #9 there.
As long as we're in the middle of the chart, here's a curiosity I just noticed. KC and the Sunshine Band had recently dropped out of the top ten with former top dog Get Down Tonight, landing at 21. Since then , it repeated at 21, slipped one to 22, and this week climbs back up 2 to #20! Talk about stubborn!
Only one into the top ten this week, only one out- Feelings, having peaked at 10 last week, drops to 14 this week.
Number ones of other years this week Begins in 1997, where the Billboard #1 this week was the Princess Diana remake of Elton John's Candle In The Wind, which was beginning a 14-week run that would not end until January 10th of the next year and leave it one of the best selling singles of all time. 1987 saw Whitesnake at #1 with Here I Go Again; 1977 was the beginning of Debby Boone's 8-week rampage across the radio with the severely overplayed You Light Up My Life. At 1967 we find The Letter by the Box Tops, and this neat story:
The track was recorded at American Sound Studio in Memphis in a session produced by Dan Penn. Previously a musician and engineer at FAME Studios, Penn had been hired as production assistant to American Sound's owner Chips Moman, who Penn felt was shutting him out as a collaborator. Penn recalls: "Finally, I just told [Moman]...'Look, we can't produce together...I think I can produce records [alone]...But I do need somebody to cut. Give me the worst one you got'." Moman suggested Penn record a local five man outfit who had been pitched to him by disc jockey Ray Banks (Penn - "Chips was just graspin'. He'd never heard [the group]") and also passed on to Penn a demo tape of songs cut by his friend Wayne Carson Thompson which included "The Letter". Thompson's father dabbled in songwriting and would suggest ideas to his son, who had written "The Letter" after his father had suggested: "Give me a ticket for an aeroplane" as a potential opening line for a song. Penn met with some of the members of the group - who were eventually dubbed the Box Tops - "and told them to pick anything they wanted from this tape [by Thompson], but make sure that we do 'The Letter'" which Penn considered the one outstanding song.
The session for "The Letter" began at 10 o'clock on a Saturday morning and took over thirty takes wrapping at either three or five o'clock that afternoon. Penn met Box Tops' vocalist Alex Chilton for the first time at the session: "I coached him a little...told him to say 'aer-o-plane", told him to get a little gruff, and I didn't have to say anything else to him". (Composer Thompson, who says he played guitar at the session, was thrown by Chilton's vocal, having imagined the song being sung in a higher key.) Penn - "[Chilton] picked it up exactly as I had in mind, maybe even better. I hadn't even paid any attention to how good he sang because I was busy trying to put the band together...I had a bunch of greenhorns who'd never cut a record, including me...I borrowed everything form Wayne Thompson's original demo - drums, bass, guitar. I added an organ with an 'I'm a Believer' lick." Penn added the sound of an airplane take-off to the track by recording off of a special effects record played in an office adjacent to the recording studio. When the track was previewed for Chips Moman he suggested the take-off sounds be excised, to which Penn responded: "Give me that razor blade right there...[and] I'll cut this damn tape up! The airplane stays on it, or we don't have a record."
Finally in 1957, we find Johnny Mathis with the classic Chances are. I got looking at his discography, and was surprised- for as popular as he was and is, he's had only 6 top tens, and his only other #1 was Too Much Too Little Too Late with Denise Williams some 20 years later.
I'm going to split the top ten in two - 5 now, 5 after the next installment of the top albums of the seventies. Coming in at 10, up one, are Sweet with Ballroom Blitz. Run Joey Run, last week's top dog, runs down to #9 this trip. Caught in its wake if David Bowie's Fame, dropping from 3 to 8. Orleans moves up 1 to 7 with Dance With Me; Helen Reddy does likewise to 6 with Ain't No Way To Treat A lady.
Our album countdown takes us to October 24th 1970 and Santana's Abraxas. Their second lp, it then dropped for 4 weeks before returning on Thanksgiving week and closing out the year. This album included Black Magic Woman (a #4 hit that was actually a cover of a Peter Green Fleetwood Mac song) and Oye Como Va (a #13 hit, who's opening lines roughly translate to Check it out, my rhythm; originally done by mambo star Tito Puente in 1963). Interrupting it's reign was Led Zeppelin (once again) with Led Zeppelin III. This lp included Immigrant Song (#16, and the genesis of their "hammer of the gods" nickname), along with Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp and a song I recently heard on my pandora station, Gallows Pole. The new year, 1971, began with George Harrison at #! for all of January and half of February with his 3-disc debut album, All Things Must Pass. This album had a who's who of guest artists on it, including Ringo Starr; John Lennon (according to some); Badfinger; Eric Clapton with Derek and the Dominos; Billy Preston; Gary Wright; Maurice Gibb, on keyboard on one song; Bob Dylan wrote one song for the album, and Harrison also covered Dylan's If Not For You; and finally, on the bongos on one of the songs, a young Phil Collins, prior to his joining Genesis. It also had 2 singles: the number ones My Sweet Lord and What Is Life.
Top 5: The Eagles fly up 4 to #5 with Lyin' Eyes; The Spinners edge up 1 to #4 with Games People Play. Neil Sedaka blasts up 3 to #3 with Bad Blood; Dickie Goodman laughs his way
to number 2, up 2, with Mr. Jaws; and that means the new top dog this week in 1975 is....John Denver, higher as promised, with I'm Sorry.
That's it for another journey. Keep on Humming!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
My dad's favorite saying...

inals are set to name BYU grad Max (hello, is there anybody here... anybody?) Hall as the new standard bearer.4 weeks preseason, 4 weeks season; 8 weeks has got to be the shortest time in history for any football team at any level to have two qbs stink their way out of jobs.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010
NHFFL week 4
This week was an inter-division games. The Purple showdown for first had the KCAs topping the SVA 30-23, with Michael Bush finally scoring his first TD and Phillip Rivers being, well, Phillip Rivers. The lower-case game had the Beagles beating the punchless Rangers 23-9 behind two Maurice Jones-Drew scores. In the Gold Division, the B2s were within Monday Night of upsetting the unbeaten Elks, despite their only points coming from their kicker and Defense. But the Elks had Steven Gostkowski on Monday, and pulled out a 30-25 win that kept them spotless at 4-0. The T-Cubs kept pace on Rashard Mendenhall's 2 scores, beating the Clock BBQs 34-21, and moving to 3-1. In the Scarlet Division, Buzz kept up his awesome domination of the league with a 56-28 romp over the Rhinos. Which is close to their year's average (50.7-24.7). Not only are they outscoring the league by 13 points, but have given up 11 fewer points than anyone else. The poor Rhinos get to enjoy life in second place to that juggernaut. League's leading scorer Payton (the Cape) Manning had two TD passes, L.T. scored twice, and T.O. chipped in a 78-yard catch for Buzz. Finally, the Ducks scored the most points in a single game this season, and the Angels become the first team in league history to trigger the bonus (in my ratings point system, if the worst team's rating is below zero, everyone gets adjusted up so that the low man has 0), as the Ducks rout the Angels 71-15. ( Keep in mind, the Angels had the 4-0 preseason.) The Ducks had 3 guys score for the first time, every active RB and WR (they had one guy hurt) scored, and Chris Johnson chipped in 2 TDs. The Angels had NO QB this week, but if they had the points from every starting QB in our league this week, they'd have still got beat by 8 points.
Next week's feature game is Buzz (4-0) vs T-Cubs (3-1), while the Elks try to stay unbeaten against the seemingly hapless Angels. The owner's race belongs to the girls: Laurie and Shenan are both 7-5; KC is 6-6; while I muddle along at 4-8.
| PURPLE | W | L | PF | PA | RP |
| KCAs | 3 | .1 | 190 | 145 | 346 |
| SVA | 2 | 2 | 137 | 119 | 264 |
| Beagles | 2 | 2 | 99 | 132 | 166 |
| Rangers | 1 | 3 | 85 | 146 | 119 |
| GOLD | |||||
| Elks | 4 | 0 | 168 | 126 | 356 |
| T-Cubs | 3 | 1 | 147 | 110 | 326 |
| Clock BBQs | 1 | 3 | 123 | 143 | 172 |
| B2s | 0 | 4 | 140 | 192 | 142 |
| SCARLET | |||||
| Buzz | 4 | 0 | 203 | 99 | 484 |
| Rhinos | 2 | 2 | 149 | 157 | 219 |
| Ducks | 1 | 3 | 170 | 156 | 240 |
| Angels | 1 | 3 | 123 | 229 | 0 |
Sunday, October 3, 2010
A typical walk part 7
About 20 yds from the bridge in the woods, we saw our old friend , the tan-colored fox. He got disturbed by a heads-down jogger who never saw him, and ran across the trail just to the south of the bridge. We took the trail along the ravine and came out the hidden entrance. I decided to cross California Rd. and see how construction was going. The building is enclosed now, with windows and all, but no siding up yet. Since it is enclosed, ordinance apparently requires a NO SMOKING sign posted by the door. I found that a little amusing, but you know how those construction boys can be!

Anyway, and the reason for the map, is that we went straight over to the river from there. The dam must be raised, because the river is way low, and mud flats abound. (On the map, we're at that little tongue of gray at the north of the now-non-existent ball diamond.) You see that chunk of tree-covered land in the middle of the river? this is an island-type deal covered with some kind of brush about 6 feet high. A big blue heron was jigging for food right between this and us, totally oblivious to my watching and Scrappy's splashing. Just then, I saw a head poke out from the far bank, then another. Three deer crossed from the IPFW campus bank to the island. They had to get about belly deep for two or three steps in the middle, then came up the other side. I told Scrappy to look, and he actually saw them as they disappeared into the tall brush.
Now Scrappy, fancying himself the great deer hunter, immediately decided he had to go after them; but as soon (and it was quick) that he discovered the closest path from him to them involved water, he was happy to listen to me and begin working our way back up along the bank. The map shows an also non-existent turnaround just north of us; this is all grass now, with trees shielding the river shore and turning where the creek enters the river. At this corner we discovered a little spot where used concrete slabs had been dumped to shore up the bank, and if you go in and sit there, you have a really good view of the island. Scrappy by this time had figured out that the deer had crossed the island and was ready to move on. Someday, I'll have to go on my own so that I have the time to stop and enjoy all the neat little secluded views we've tumbled onto.
About where you see that bright light-green dot on the map is the back entrance to the trails that start at "Tina's Landing". You go in there, and the creek bank is just a few steps in. Scrappy quickly deduced with some heavy air-sniffing that the deer had come across just on the other bank here. He valiantly tried to cross over, but butt-deep water was enough for him, and after continuing to sniff a bit longer, we went on down the trail. Coming out, we entered the Plex and Scrappy crossed their trail again, just south of the IPFW soccer field which you see in the upper right of the map. Of course, with him, crossing the trail means that he smells it, crosses it, realizes he went too far, and spends as much time as I allow heavily sniffing in increasingly frantic circles trying to figure out where the scent went. By this, I deduced that the deer had kept moving, heading on to the woods where we had started. Unlike Scrappy, though, I don't believe in chasing them just to be an annoyance, so I led us on home.
To me, this is the best way to worship God- to walk through His world and realize how much He loves us in the wonderful nature He gave us. Thank You.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Chris' FCS page #3
A matchup of #1 vs #3 saw Delaware beat James Madison 13-10; thus, Delaware rises into my top spot, with JMU sliding 1 down to the 2nd spot. What happened to the old #2? They got beat by the old #7. Western Illinois toppled North Dakota St. 28-16
; Western moves into the 4 slot, while ND ST falls to 7. Montana State moves into #3, up 1, after a 64-61 OT win over Sacremento St.- a game they led 37-10 at the half, and trailed 45-44 after three quarters. Georgia Southern had the week off and stayed at #5.Liberty moves up 2 to #6 after an impressive 52-14 win over Savannah St.; while Jacksonville St. posted a less than impressive 40-34 win over Murray St.- a 16 point lead whittled to 6 in the last 4 minutes and change- and drops to 8th. UMass holds the #9 slot after their 27-14 win over Towson. Appalachian St. moves into the top ten at 10 despite being idle this week. South Dakota beat rival North Dakota 27-17 to climb a spot to 11; Stephen F. Austin does likewise to 12th despite a week off.
Wofford comes in at 13th after routing former #16 Furman 38-17; William and Mary move up 4 to 14th with a 31-24 win over the Official #2 (my # 10) Villanova. 'Nova drops then to 15th; the climb of Wofford and W&M pushes South Carolina St. down one to 16th despite a 19-0 win over Florida A&M. Jacksonville U. holds at 17th after a 35-28 win over San Diego. Robert Morris climbs one to 19th on a 35-14 rout of St. Francis PA; Montana moves back up one to 19th with a 30-7 romp on Northern Colorado; and the top 20 gets rounded out by idle newcomer Texas St.
And there you have it. Remember here at TAW, we give it to ya straight, because no one else does it right!
Friday, October 1, 2010
Step into my time machine week twenty-three
11 songs hit the hot 100 this week in 1975, including one by the interestingly named band the Road Apples. Me being me, I had to look into this group, who debuted at 94 with (a song that I didn't know but wasn't too bad) Let's Live Together. It seems that they were a Massachusetts band whose claim to fame was that they went on a cultural trip to Venezuela in 1976 for the group Partners of the Americas, a Kennedy-era social outreach that is still active today. The Apples played in drug paradises Medellin and Cartagena on their trip- and I hope I didn't use that word too loosely.
Anyway, the songs we might actually recall that debuted that week were 3: Silver Convention's Fly Robin Fly at 88; the Bay City Rollers' Saturday Night at 85; and a song we'll see high on my personal countdown of seventies hits, the Bee Gees with Nights On Broadway at 84.
Since I brought it up, let's do the next 5 on my top 100 of the seventies list. We start at 40 this week, with Albert Hammond's It Never Rains In Southern California; at 39 is England Dan and John Ford Coley's version of Love Is The Answer, a song I also love in its original version by Todd Rundgren and Utopia. SOS by ABBA is at 38; at thirty seven is the song that Billboard says was the first #1 one of the decade (though Cashbox switches it), Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by BJ Thomas from the Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid soundtrack. As I said, Cashbox flips weeks with Billboard here; they have this song the last week of the old decade and Someday We'll Be Together by the Supremes starting off the new. Personally, I think Billboard's way is much more appropriate symbolically. Finally at 36, we have Ringo Starr, backed by Badfinger, with It Don't Come Easy, one of my all time favorite guitar breaks.
The big dropper this week is one we mentioned not long ago, Gary Tom's Empire with 7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (Blow Your Whistle) which whistles down 29 to number 64. Our big jumper, continuing a growing trend, we'll meet in the top 40. Before we get there, I'll mention that we don't have an Almost but not quite salute this week- nobody fit the requirements very well. Anyhow, six songs blast their way onto airplay alley; the slowest of them jumped 8 notches to get there! At 39, up 9, is, ironically enough, SOS by ABBA. The slowpoke, This Will Be by Natalie Cole, moves from 46 to 38. At 37, up 15, are the Outlaws with There Goes Another Love Song; the Boss, Bruce Springsteen, comes in at 36, up 17, with Born To Run. A sweet little song that I had forgotten till I played it this morning, Olivia Newton-John's Something Better To Do, climbs 9 to 35; and our big jumper is our highest debut, leaping from 60 to 31- Low Rider by War.
Now let's cruise the tops of other years. This week in 1996 the top dog was Donna Lewis with I will Always Love You Forever. At this point the original Cashbox survey had three weeks of life left to it. In 1986, Huey Lewis and the News were on top with Stuck With You; in 1976, Cashbox had Boz Skaggs at #1 with Lowdown ( a song Billboard peaked at 3); in 1966, the Association was the top dog with Cherish. Doesn't the ending of that song just pull your heart along? And at number one this week in 1956 was week eight of all Elvis all the time, with seven more to go- Don't Be Cruel in the 4th week of a six week run, preceded by Hound Dog and followed by Love Me Tender. In fact, this same week, Hound Dog had just slipped to 5 after spending the last 3 weeks either at 2 or 3; I Want You, I Need You, I Love You had just dropped out of the top 40 to 43 in its 21st week on the (top 50) chart; and the King's cover of Blue Moon sat at 48 in its second week. And the next week, I Want You, etc., would drop out and be replaced by Love Me Tender at 40 and I Don"t Care If The Sun Don't Shine at 50.
Three songs go into the top ten this week, three drop out. The droppers are Wasted Days And Wasted Nights, falling from 6 to 20; Rhinestone Cowboy, from 5 to 18; and At Seventeen, from 4 to 15.
I'm going to detour here (no, not you, Chris!) and look at the recent nominees to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. Those who know me know that I will never truly recognize the RARHOF until they pull their heads out and admit Kiss and the Guess Who. So you might gather this is going to be a critique.
Bon Jovi- I didn't think the Hall was for people with good hair. That's a no.
Alice Cooper- ummm... I could live with this.
Tom Waits- ?
Donovan- he'd be in mine... I'll let them decide.
Neil Diamond- what? Why isn't he already there??
LL Cool J, Beastie Boys, Chic- puh-leaase....
J. Geils Band- good group, not good enough for me.
Donna Summer- hmmmm...
Dr. John- a nod to the hippie set. No.
Joe Tex- I wouldn't, but that's just me.
Laura Nyro- I was going to say no, until I realized her songwriting credits, including; Wedding Bell Blues and Stoned Soul Picnic for the 5D, And When I Die for Blood Sweat and Tears, Eli's Coming for 3DN, and Stony End for Barbara Streisand. A definite maybe.
Darlene Love- she was the actual singer on He's A Rebel, which last week's nutjob Phil Spector then credited to the Crystals (who had nothing to do with it), along with a lot of other stuff. Maybe a sympathy vote.
Chuck Willis- a bluesman, out of my genre.
Since I've wasted this much time, let's look at our next three number one albums of the 70's. We're up to mid July, 1970, where we have the live triple album Woodstock: Music From The Original Soundtrack And More- yes, mostly recordings from the concert. Among the tunes on this album were: Canned Heat's Going Up The Country, Sha Na Na (!) doing At The Hop; Crosby Stills Nash And Young's Wooden Ships and Suite:Judy Blue Eyes, Joe Cocker killing With A Little Help From My Friends; Jimi Hendrix's famous rendition of the Star Spangled Banner; and of course, Country Joe and the infamous Fish Cheer. Woodstock held forth for 4 weeks, finally yielding the top to Blood Sweat And Tears 3. This album spent two weeks at the top based on the anticipation of another great effort- an anticipation that was by and large let down by an album with too many covers and only two singles- Hi De Ho (which I was surprised to learn was a Gerry Coffin -Carole King composition) (#14) and Lucretia McEvil (#29). They were also bummed by the fact that they accepted a call from President Nixon (who wasn't considered terribly hip in the wake of Kent State) to go on a goodwill tour of eastern Europe about this time. It still managed to cling to the top for two weeks until being supplanted by Credence Clearwater Revival's Cosmo's Factory.
The name of the album comes from the warehouse in Berkeley where the band rehearsed. Bandleader John Fogerty was so insistent on practicing (nearly every day) that drummer Doug "Cosmo" Clifford began referring to the place as "the factory". (thanks Wiki.)
This album contained three double-sided singles: Who'll Stop The Rain/Travellin' Band and Looking Out My Back Door/Long As I Can See The Light, which both peaked at 2 (CCR holds the record for hitting #2 the most times without ever hitting number one) and Run Through The Jungle/ Up Around The Bend which hit #4. Cosmo's Factory had a nine -week run that ended the third week of October 1970.
Okay, now the Main Event. Coming in at 10, up 2 spots, is at long last Morris Albert with Feelings. (this was it's 17th week on the charts; oddly enough, Sweet's Ballroom Blitz was right behind them at 11 in its 16th week.) Roaring up from 22 to 9 are the Eagles with Lyin' Eyes (which would become their only top 10 country hit, peaking at 8); Orleans moves up 1 to 8 with Dance With Me. Also squeezing up one is Helen Reddy's Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady. Neil Sedaka blasts his way up 5 to #6 with Bad Blood, and the Spinners duplicate the move to #5 with Games People Play. Dickie Goodman swims up 3 to #4 with novelty hit Mr. Jaws. David Bowie learns fame is fleeting, slipping to 3 with last week's top dog, Fame. John Denver apologizes his way up one more notch to number Two with I'm Sorry. Which Means that
our new number one (despite it's only peaking at #4 on Billboard) is, drum roll please... Run Joey Run , by David Geddes.
Before we go, here's that somewhat silly story from Fox News:
In a ploy to rid Guam of its population of invasive brown tree snakes, the U.S. Department of Agriculture is bombing the island with drugged frozen mice, military news outlet Stars and Stripes reported.
Using Naval Base Guam as a starting point, scientists drop mice packed with acetaminophen from helicopters into the jungle canopy.
The drug -- commonly found in Tylenol -- provided a regulatory advantage because it had already undergone extensive testing, Dan Vice, assistant state director of USDA Wildlife Services in Hawaii, Guam and the Pacific Islands, told Stars and Stripes.
Guam’s snake problem began in the 1980s, when the creatures arrived on the island accidentally in military cargo. The mildly venomous snakes can grow up to 10 feet long and, according to the Department of Land and Natural Resources for the State of Hawaii, are the leading cause of endangerment for some of Guam’s native animals.
“The discovery that snakes will die when they eat acetaminophen was a huge step forward,” Anne Brooke, conservation resources program manager for Naval Facilities Command Marianas told Stars and Stripes. “The problem was how you get the snakes to eat it.”
The solution was to drop the mice into the snakes’ natural habitat, the branches of trees in the jungles of Guam. By outfitting the mice with cardboard wings and green party streams, the bait could float down to the jungle and catch on the branches. The result is a hanging, deadly snack for the snakes.
Researchers began testing the system at the beginning of September, dropping 200 mice into 20 acres around the base, Stars and Stripes reported.
The effectiveness of the drop will offer insights into how well it might work elsewhere on the island -- and whether it might be a key to solving a longtime ecological problem, Vice said.
Wouldn't you like to be an unsuspecting native, standing there in the swamps of Guam, when suddenly a mouse trailing green streamers comes flying towards you on little cardboard wings, konking you in the head and giving you a concussion because he's frozen? Oh, well, if you had a headache when you came to, at least you could eat the mouse and get rid of it.