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Sunday, December 24, 2023

Christmas 2023

 If you've seen the FB version, this will be the same thing essentially.  If not, climb aboard!


KC checking his bets- in shock he lost the Dallas game (they scored 2 goals in the last 13 seconds....)

Pre-gift playtime

My grandkids

Someone cracking up after a fart


"Monsher Trucks!"

Just told Jessica, "Ah, I should have snapped this a couple of seconds ago when you were picking your nose..."



"A sweatshirt!"

"Feel how soft this is!"

Laurie:  Did you know this was going to be this soft?
Me:  No, they didn't have a 'click to feel' button on Amazon....
The group: Aaron, Jessica, Misty, Laurie, Lilly, Grayson, Isaiah, Kc

Painted for me by the boys

From Laurie


Boxing bots- the Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 21st century

The Devo Bot- it doesn't sing Whip It, though

Isaiah got a keyboard

The artwork that Laurie and Rachel made for the kids

Kc's favorite sports things

For Jessica, the elephant fan, an elephant each for her, Kc, and the kids

Young Stevie Winwood

Bumper cars- this won't end well

Pizza arrives- Laurie invited the dasher in, thinking it was Shenan and Lloyd

No, this is Shenan and Lloyd

Misty's 2nd gift



Misty's top gift

Bumper wars begin


At least Lloyd takes a good picture

Isaiah Bond, 007


Friday, December 22, 2023

M10- the clean up

 



Good Lord, just look at this Tardis!!! I can't, and won't, begin to describe how bad this is-as I tried to type this, my keyboard froze in shock!  I will say... I see the remains of the case of IPAs Dent May sent me all around... Wayne Newton's tux is lying in the corner- and it looks torn.... a pair of Elvis-size boxers with little hearts saying, "Don't Be Cruel" in 3 languages is dangling from the ceiling fan... and what looks like a Donald Duck cap with an obscene message to me is on the video console.


Good grief!  Right when all you want to do is give the top ten...


Let me put up the first one while I clear some space... and see if I can find my apparently disrobed colleagues.  debuting at 10, more from Juliana Hatfield...



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#9 was Frankie Cosmos and Abigail, slipping 3 spots.

Colbie Caillat moved up one with Meant For Me at #8... oh, yuck!  This is beginning to look like the great Beatles food poisoning incident!  I may have to call Nardole... and the fire department!  Hey, there's Elvis....  Thankfully with pants on...  but I hardly expected him to be in THAT....


Makes you wonder what exactly the effects of too much 90-Minute IPA are... Anyhow...

Saint Asonia moves up one to #7 with Wolf...

And number six is a bit of a story.  Playing music the other night, I played Spotify's most played Built To Spill song.  Little did I know it was from 1999... is considered their biggest hit... and I would love it!  Coming in at #6....


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Going back to 1970, the Cashbox #1 was My Sweet Lord by George Harrison- it was considered one entry with the flip, Isn't It A Pity, on Billboard and in Australia where it also hit the top.  In Canada, like CB, it was split, and Isn't It A Pity was this week's #1, with My Sweet Lord just along for the ride.  Isn't It A Pity peaked at #46 on CB.  In Australia, it was Miguel Rios's A Song Of Joy at the top- a song that got to 9 on CB at hit the top in Canada in the summer.  Meanwhile, since I really didn't plan on doing a Song I Wouldn't Turn Off this week, let me just say that the song I want played at my wake- the Guess Who's Share The Land, peaked at 5 last week and fell to #11... in Canada it got to the runner up spot, but once again, Australia was a bit testy at #63.  So, just so you can see what you missed...



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Cafune moves up to #5 with Shadowboxing... Lilly And Madeline slip one to #4 with Windowless Bedroom... and last wee....oh my... I just found Wayne.... if you know that old Dr Demento thing with the Scotsman who passed out in the alley that ends, "I don' know where ye been, lad, but ye musta won first place!"... well, at least he's got a smile on his face... Let me get a sheet or something, while I try to continue.  Last week's #1, Alvvays and Tile By Tile, sits at 3 this time.  Juliana Hatfield's other ELO cover on the chart this week, Showdown, moves 3 to #2... and the new #1.....


...Real Estate and Water Underground!  Excuse me now, while I get some water above ground and hose Wayne off....

Thursday, December 21, 2023

M10 Show- the 100th anniversary Christmas Party!

 


(Applause ripples across the room, as a familiar face takes the stage....)



Wayne Newton:  Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Christmas party 2023!  Without further ado, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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(Wild applause at TP&THB finish and elvis comes out...)



E:  Thanks, Tom, I really appreciate you comin' out like this!

T:  Well, you 'n' me got one big thing in common now- nothin' better to do!

E:  I know yer right there!

W: Say, Tom, since you're now a member of the Musical Tardis 'dead guests club', let me ask you- do you have any advice for the viewers?

T:  I sure do- do NOT forget the reason for the season.  You may think that new Chevy Tahoe is the best Christmas gift you'll ever get- but you're wrong.

E:  Amen ta that, Tommy.  Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Petty! (Applause)  Nice ta have ya back on the show, Wayne...

W: You MEAN that? you really mean...

E:  Now don' get all gushy, I got another guest to innerduce!  Folks, this gent I had ta do a LOT of talkin' to ta get him to come- specifically, "No Donald Duck suit this time!"  Well Chris ain't here tonight, so's I c'n guarantee it!  Here's the legendary Elton John!





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W:  Wow, great performance, Sir Elton!

EJ:  Speaking for those of us who still walk the earth, glad I could be here!

W: Say, what WAS the deal with the Donald Duck suit?

EP:  See, Elton?  Now ya know why we usually tie him up about now!  

EJ:  That was actually an outfit I performed in in 1980 in Central Park, New York.  I actually cracked up trying to sing Your Song- something about that bit, 'It's a little bit funny' in a duck suit...

W: You sang a song for me? Wow, and I wasn't even there to hear it...

EJ:  Are you sure? There were 400,000 people milling about that day...

EP:  Don' humor the idjit!  That was the name of the song, it wasn't a song FOR YOU....

Sorry, I'll go hide now...

EP : Later, we got a show ta do!  Thanks again for coming on.  Everyone, Sir Elton John!!!!!

(Wild applause...)

Friends, this is our third Christmas bash, an' I tried my best ta make each one a little special.  It's about family, an' friends, but most of all, it's about a little baby that was more'n just a baby- an he did more than just be born, he died so's we could make it ta rock'n'roll heaven.  So now, I'm a-gonna give ya a little of both ta close out the show... Never before on our stage, here is Anthony Osche with Cyrielle Duval....


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EP:  So you two are actually a band, too?

AC:  Yeah, we are called Black Hellebore... 

W: Sounds scary!

CD:  It's actually another name for the Christmas Rose, really...

AC:  Our new CD, Disorder, is out right now- except it's kind of, well, on backorder right now.  But if you go on our site, you can order it, with the band's signatures, for ten Euros...

W:  I have a question- did she win the Beauty Contest this year?

EP:  You knucklehead, like I'd let you within ten miles of a beauty contest, after what you did on the last one!  Not that you couldn't, ma'am...

CD:  Aw, how sweet!

EP:  Well, that's it fer the show, hope y'all enjoyed! Fer all the guests, Wayne, Chris, an' myself, Merry and blessed Christmas!

W:  Hey, Anthony just invited us to an 'after party".  Wanna go?  

EP:  With you... an' Tom Petty?  Ooh, this ain't gonna be good....

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Wednesday Bible Study: Reconstructing Nehemiah part VI

 


Last time, we went through three chapters worth of attacks on Nehemiah and his efforts to rebuild the wall of Jerusalem.  This week, I want to take a deeper dive into the responses Nehemiah modeled for us in these situations. 

The first few attacks, as you recall, were of an insulting, verbal nature.  Guess what? We'll never shut our detractors up.  They fall into the range of things we can't control.  They are building their own judgment against themselves, as Pro 19:29  Condemnation is ready for scoffers, and beating for the backs of fools. Nehemiah's one response to them was prayer.  It was a prayer that God would hear what they are saying, that they would receive the judgment they are building.  What we have to remember, though, is that Jesus taught us to pray a different way-

Mat 5:43  "You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 

Mat 5:44  But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 

Mat 5:45  so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. 


The next attack made was the threat of violence, coupled with the difficulty of the work.  Again, Nehemiah prayed (4:9), but added to it actions:
-He gathered them into families (clans), and armed them (4:13).
-He encouraged the leaders in the Lord and the Necessity of the work (4:14)
-He developed a plan for sharing the work (vv15-18).

So let's look at these in application to our battles.  Do you have a group of prayer warriors to help you?  Family who will be there?  Don't allow yourself to be overwhelmed alone.  As a Martin and a man, this is the area I struggle the most in here.

Remind yourself of when God has been there for you.  I have a verse I always go to...

1Sa 7:12  Then Samuel took a stone and set it up between Mizpah and Shen and called its name Ebenezer; for he said, "Till now the LORD has helped us." 

And I imagine the row of stone markers behind me, for every time He has been there for me, and I think about putting the next stone up every time He helps again.  Then, you think about WHY God gave you faith and WHO you are responsible for passing it on to.  Remember that the battle is high stakes, heaven and hell, and a loss is for eternity.

Finally, a plan.  If you know a temptation is coming, what do you do?  Wait for it to swamp you?  God has promised...

1Co 10:13  No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it. 

But, you need a plan to avoid those temptations, a plan to seize upon those escape hatches.  As the next verse says...

1Co 10:14  Therefore, my beloved, flee from idolatry. 


If you are in a place where a tsunami threatens, you don't wait till the water is chest high to run; you need to go when the alarm sounds.  Again, this is my struggle.  Not that I don't have a plan, but I have trained myself to ignore it.  This where I need to loop back- get some help, get some Scripture, and remember the stakes.  Now, THAT sounds like a plan!

One more thing during this attack- there's no room for letting down...

Neh 4:21  So we labored at the work, and half of them held the spears from the break of dawn until the stars came out. 
Neh 4:22  I also said to the people at that time, "Let every man and his servant pass the night within Jerusalem, that they may be a guard for us by night and may labor by day." 
Neh 4:23  So neither I nor my brothers nor my servants nor the men of the guard who followed me, none of us took off our clothes; each kept his weapon at his right hand. 


24/7/365 is a grind and God knows it.  He also has a plan for it...

Isa 40:28  Have you not known? Have you not heard? The LORD is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not faint or grow weary; his understanding is unsearchable. 
Isa 40:29  He gives power to the faint, and to him who has no might he increases strength. 
Isa 40:30  Even youths shall faint and be weary, and young men shall fall exhausted; 
Isa 40:31  but they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint. 


This is not a passive phrase- the root is 'to bind together'.  You have to entwine yourself with God on an intimate basis.  Moving on...

The next problem Nehemiah had to face was internal- the usurers- in our look last week, those who wanted to do things as 'the rest of the world does'.  Does our weakness merge into 'what the rest of the world does'?  It's not an excuse that will fly with God:

Neh 5:7  I took counsel with myself, and I brought charges against the nobles and the officials. I said to them, "You are exacting interest, each from his brother." And I held a great assembly against them 
Neh 5:8  and said to them, "We, as far as we are able, have bought back our Jewish brothers who have been sold to the nations, but you even sell your brothers that they may be sold to us!" They were silent and could not find a word to say. 

Again, Nehemiah gave them a plan here.
- He set them a positive example (5:10)
-He demanded breaking the ties (5:11-12)
-He gave it to God to judge (5:13)

Seek out people who DON'T do things the way of the world.  ISOLATE what is evil and cut the ties. GO to God and have Him examine you.  I don't know about you, but I am learning even as I type, Praise God!  I wish I could duct-tape a copy of this to my face right now.

At this point, Nehemiah had the wall built, but the story wasn't over.  But I feel this post is; and we will pick up the rest of Nehemiah's response next time, God willing.

Sunday, December 17, 2023

Pictures: Win some, lose some

 By that, I mean that a) we got cut to 8-hours days this week, so we got nice walks in Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday, but b) Friday and Saturday the whole house was sick, and Sunday rained, so no shots from those days.  Still a bit scattered from OTC meds, but here's what I found on the camera.


Off we go



It was pretty windy, except here on the back side



Safer to just huddle


Looking at a parked car doing nothing


Stony Run on it's way to the river



Looked like an angry eyeball in the water by Misty...

Dad" "Can you find the hidden trail from the back?"  Misty: "Screw that, I'm heading for the main trail."


Next up Wednesday:


Welcome to, "Misty Chooses The Way"

One side, Groundhog Road, and a doggie; the other, the usual path.  Split the diff, up the hill.

And down the trail

Daddy finds more golf balls

Follow the trail, or past the Swamp?  Annnnnnd... the Swamp


But just grazing the landing- no water!

...and under the bridge...

...in search of that elusive spot where I can get to the water

Left at the pile of beer bottles...

...and here we are!


Good enough, let's go

What's up this way?

Along the fence at Coliseum Blvd

"NO!  We are NOT crossing that road!"

"Fine, let's turn around..."

Checking for varmints

Up towards Alumni Center

"Oh, but we must cut across the grass...

...and the parking lot!"


We saw a lady walking a cat- until the cat saw us

Misty was interested, but not obnoxious

Then it was a little doggie, who again got picked up



Believe it or not, the ONE time she walked the length of the bridge without hopping off

Choosing the way through the addition

One of the cross streets getting torn up

Leaving us with Thursday- a day I spent praying, "Don't let me get sick until 2:30"....


Away we go!

Mr Squirrel up the tree

Robins all over in the grass

Doggies all over, too

Never did find out what was with these trucks, we went the other way


Ducks skirting the ice



Misty was either watching them, or the ice.

plenty of deer tracks


View while Daddy takes a break

"Heck with the Swamp and the Landing.  Let's go this way!"



The one white tree in the ravine stands out...

Misty keeps looking this way... ah, that same little doggie.  We'll go the other way

Could this be the reason for the trucks- fresh gravel?  If so, they really cheaped out on it...

Yup.  And they're long gone.