How to succeed on X

 So tonight I was looking at an X-post that gave you what to ask grok to learn how to increase your feedback.  I will try to use these things in telling you what I learned.  

1- Humor is good, but you need more personal stories, to hit'em in the feels...

(on the bright side, I had to learn how to stick a gif on a post to do this...)

2- I need to do more threads, less one shots.  But... but that's what my blog is for, isn't it?

3- I need more posts with pics or memes (see the method to the above madness now?).

4- I need to up my weekend activity, and post more about trending stuff.  Hey, listen, I'm 63 years old, for me Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons are trending.

"Pretty spry for 90, guy!"

5- Everybody scrolls by, nods, leaves.  After 2 hours, the algo buries them.  I guess I need a billboard to get attention or something...

6- The groups I frequent don't have a high growth "signal".  Maybe I should bill myself as "Hakeen Jeffries's white half-brother."  

"Don't I have enough problems with the mariachi thing, ese?"

7- Posts need 10%+ non-follower interaction through trends (which we just discussed) and hashtags.  I just want to say, a month or two back, there was a X-driven "stop hashtags" deal going on.  Now I need them.  So...

#########################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################!

But hidden beneath all the other suggestions, is the main two things: 1) Spend 7 hours each day posting stuff, and 2), another 8 thinking about what to post.  Oh, and another 3 hunting down pictures, memes, and gifs to go with them so I can turn one short, sweet, rational thought into a thread.  

I dinna think itsa gonna happen, paisano...