Wednesday, July 15, 2020
Wednesday Bible Study: The end of all things- Job
This week we tackle Job 42, and I see three points- one rather lengthy and seemingly off subject- that I wanted to work out here. First thing was, I felt a need to work out what time period we were looking at. Not especially important, and it should be noted that what I came up with is little more than guesses, but you can learn while you look.
My first thought was, you can get a pretty good estimate in this particular era of Bible history by looking at the ages of the people mentioned. For example, take Shem, son of Noah. He was born 98 years before the flood (Gen 11:10), and lived to the age of 600- 45 years longer than his 7th-great grandson Abraham, as the ages of succeeding generations dropped pretty consistently after the flood. In fact, Shem's son Arphaxad outlived both his great and great-great grandsons! So how old was Job? Well we can kinda guess he was what we would call late middle age (Job 15:10 kind of indicates that), so let's say he was 50. Add on the 140 God adds to his life in our chapter, and he lived to 190 (Note: I'm gonna challenge that in a bit). Abraham lived to 175, Isaac to 180. So maybe there? Let me go on here.
The fellows that came to comfort him. Now nowhere does it say this for sure, but Eliphaz the Temanite appears to be the same Eliphaz who was the firstborn of Esau. Esau was 40 when he married, so if we assume he got right to building a family, that would give us a definite date for Eliphaz's birth. Let's set us a 'zero' at the flood, Esau would have been born in our 'speculative year' 542. That would put Eliphaz's birth around 582- and Abraham died 15 years earlier. Bildad the Shuuhite is a bit trickier. The one Shuuach this seems to point to was Abraham's last child with the wife he had after Sarah died. That death would be in our year 529, so let's say Shuuah, the sixth child with this new wife was born 535-540. That would put what seems to be 'prime birthing age' among the patriarchs for a first kid around 580- same time we're guessing off Eliphaz. The wrinkle here is that while this would require Abraham to name Shuuah's city after his son (or Shuuah to name it after himself); one reason we can suspect we have the right Eliphaz is that he had a son named Teman- and we can assume Eliphaz named his city after his son. Zophar is absolutely no help here. But if we wanna say for conjecture, that Eliphaz and Job are roughly the same age, and Job was 50 when the curse fell upon him, that would put us at about 630 years after the flood- or 40 years before Jacob joined Joseph and the boys in Egypt. By Genesis 47, we know Jacob was 130 at that time, and lived to 147. Joseph, the last one we have a grip on the age of, though, only made it to 110. So ages might not quite match up. However, I have an explanation for that up my sleeve as well, which I'll get to later on.
The one that throws a bit of a monkey wrench into my theory is the latecomer " Elihu the son of Barachel the Buzite, of the kindred of Ram". Now Abraham's brother Nahor (actually Nahor Jr, as their grandfather was also Nahor) had what apparently were twins to start out- Huz (which means consultation) and Buz (which means contempt; makes me think this is a way of saying, 'one was expected, two were not'). So this Buz would be a nephew of Abraham down that line. But... and this is a big one... Ram lived MUCH later on. In fact, he was a great grandson of Judah through Pharez. But notice, unlike all the others, it says 'of the the kindred of Ram'. Which means, I would believe, that the crossing of his line with that of Ram happened later. So why even mention it? Because Ram was 7th before King David in the messianic line. Get it? The one speaker that spoke God's own mind was rewarded with a connection to the Messiah!
And Job? All we know about Job is he's from the land of Uz, and Uz was the youngest son of Shem. And the story goes full circle.
So now, let me move on to the second point, now that you're thoroughly baffled. I bring to you, verse 7 of our chapter:
Job 42:7 After the LORD had spoken these words to Job, the LORD said to Eliphaz the Temanite: "My anger burns against you and against your two friends, for you have not spoken of me what is right, as my servant Job has.
"As Job has"? Are you now thinking, "Wait, I thought he was in trouble here?" And he was- but not for anything he said in the debates. Saying, "I wish I could hash this out with you, God" is no sin- but like Job, you better be prepared for the answer. While Larry, Moe, and...er, Eliphaz and the others were busy saying, "You must be lying, you have to have sinned, or else this wouldn't have happened", Job was telling them over and over: 1- I am innocent; 2- God does what He wants. Even the righteous may suffer, while the mighty take comfort in this world, even leading one to ask "What value is there in prayer?"( Chapter 21) But Job also figured out something his buddies did not- and it comes up in 2 different spots:
Job 16:19 Even now, behold, my witness is in heaven, and he who testifies for me is on high.
Job 19:25 For I know that my Redeemer lives, and at the last he will stand upon the earth.
Job 19:26 And after my skin has been thus destroyed, yet in my flesh I shall see God,
Job 19:27 whom I shall see for myself, and my eyes shall behold, and not another. My heart faints within me!
So Job was a prophet, and in his way he knew Jesus! I should also point out that according to KJV's concordance, the word used here for "witness" is the only time it's used in the Bible...
Third thing needs a bit of text here....
Job 42:8 Now therefore take seven bulls and seven rams and go to my servant Job and offer up a burnt offering for yourselves. And my servant Job shall pray for you, for I will accept his prayer not to deal with you according to your folly. For you have not spoken of me what is right, as my servant Job has."
Job 42:9 So Eliphaz the Temanite and Bildad the Shuhite and Zophar the Naamathite went and did what the LORD had told them, and the LORD accepted Job's prayer.
Job 42:10 And the LORD restored the fortunes of Job, when he had prayed for his friends. And the LORD gave Job twice as much as he had before.
Now here's where you get the key to the whole book- Job was healed AFTER he prayed for his friends. You see, always before, Job had remembered the 'triangle of faith'- God first, others second, you last. But in the pain of the sickness, and the strain of the debates, Job let them get flipped. Suddenly HE was the most important thing. Now that God restored Job, Job had to restore the triangle of faith- meaning before he got his reward, he had to do for others. If anything else you forget about this lesson, remember this part- God will reward you when you put Him first, others second, yourself last.
And now, before we lose it, the answer to getting my years right is in that last quote. See, God gave Job TWICE what he had before. Before, he would have had only (only, he says) another 70 years of life- but God doubled that! 70 years would have put him at 120- a lot closer to contemporary Joseph. Therefore my guess of 40 years before Jacob goes to Egypt is still good! So this all times out to be happening, VERRRRRY roughly, about the time Joseph was being sold to the Ishmaelites.
Friday, July 10, 2020
Time Machine co-ordinates VICLI63271057
Well, I was trying to come up with a neat special for this week's adventure, and when I got here to July 10th, 1957, it was staring right at me:
Our big buddy's first starring role in a movie- Loving You- released last night! It spawned a member of this week's Panel- and my idea for a special this week! Stay tuned for- the top ten Elvis movies!
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The top SEVEN M10 spots remain the same as last week! Meaning the cover of Didn't Want To Have To Do It is #1 for a second week. The remaining three spots, however, are all new blood- starting with more new stuff from the Jayhawks! at #10...
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And now- Gogi Grant! Nice to finally meet you!
No, you're good, we're hovering off the coast of 1957 right now. So Wayward Wind is kind of thought as a one hit wonder, but it's actually your second hit...
Yes, I did Suddenly There's A Valley a couple years back, but everyone seems to forget it.
I just listened to it. Pretty tune, certainly misses a bit of the oompf that WW had.
Really? I thought it was a better vocal performance.
Maybe, but WW was a better song.
Well, more up-tempo, anyway.
It was voted #27 on the best western songs of all time...
Wow! What was #1?
Ghost Riders, actually. I'd have liked to have heard you do that!
You know, since you have a time machine, you could probably commission all sorts of songs like that...
True, but being an imaginary time machine, it would have to be imaginary songs.
Oh, so then I'm not really here... you just think I am?
Not even I, ma'am. Though I would enjoy...
So, you're kind of a pervert... or a charlatan...
Yeesh, those are my choices? No, I'm just trying to bring some joy and memories into a world where everyone wants to focus on hate and selfish interest. Perhaps we best get to the music...
Yes. I'm so sorry, I guess I'm having a hard time figuring this out, being imaginary and all. Well, according to your notes, we have 12 songs from 25 stations, and with one exception, only two songs got more than one vote, and they had quite the battle! So why don't we give you the song with 2 votes, as well as the big two, so you all have a little more to guess at?
That sounds great to me, Ms Grant.
You can call me Gogi... for now! So anyway, you may pick from:
Elvis's Teddy Bear, which was in the movie Loving You, and was at #4 on Cashbox.
The Everly Brothers with Bye Bye Love at #2.
And Tommy Dorsey's Orchestra with So Rare at #3.
Wait, #1 didn't make it?
Nope, Pat Boone's Love Letters only got 1 vote. In fact, outside the finalists, the top 10 got 3 votes total. So those are your choices... but now, let's move on to...
Elvis: My movies?
No, the #9 song on the M10, and debut #2. This is newcomer to the M10 Hazel English...
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Now, let's look at this list! I used 6 different sites (including IMDB and Ranker), a 10-9-8 scoring scale as per usual, and this list actually captured 23 out of 31 Elvis credits! But the top ten...
10 (three way tie)- Kid Gallahad (1962), Roustabout (1964), and Spinout (1966), all with 8 pts.
9- Follow That Dream (1962) and Anne Helm, 10 pts.
8- Loving You (1957) with Delores Hart, 13 pts.
7- GI Blues (1960) with Juliet Prowse, 14 pts.
6- Love Me Tender (1956) with Debra Paget, 26 pts.
5- Flaming Star (1960) with Barbara Eden, 29 pts... say, King, I'm getting an idea...
What's that, boss?
How about we do an Elvis movie beauty pageant next week! Take the girls in these ten movies, and have a mini Beauty Pageant a la the big one at the end of the year?
Say, not bad... but who'll judge 'em? I don' wanna honk any of 'em off...
How about I pick 4 finalists and have Misty do the treat thing like Scrappy used to? Kind of the warm-up for this Christmas?
Sounds good, that way we don' have ta let Wayne Newton pick 'em...
WN: Why can't I do it?
EP: Cause Bellbottom still ain't settled with the girl you picked at the Christmas Party last year!
Okay, so it sounds like a date. Be here next week for the Elvis Movie Beauty Contest! In the meantime, back to our list...
4- Blue Hawaii (1961) with Joan Blackman, 36 pts.
3- King Creole (1958) with Carolyn Jones, 43 pts.
2- Jailhouse Rock (1957) with Judy Tyler, 44 pts.
And number one, from 1964, with 52 pts...
...Viva Las Vegas with Ann-Margaret!!!! Boy I can't wait to do that Beauty Contest!
An' just think, boss! After next week, they'll all be eligible for the big Beauty Contest!
Good thinking, bud! There'll be something extra in your check this week!
C'mon, man! Not another autographed picture....
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Third debut at #8- the riotous return to the M10 of Dent May....
Before I get to the 6D, here's the stat pack...
Teddy Bear claimed the big mover spot, going 29 to 4 in one leap.
Canada rejoins our English speaker's #1s this week, with Teddy Bear also holding the top spot there.
In the UK, it was Lonnie Donnegan, Puttin' On The Style.
And Australia still doing the all-versions list just like Cashbox, had the combined efforts of Perry Como or the Four Lads doing Round And Round. And in a moment you'll see why I did this before moving to the 6D.
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So one of my all-time favorite Don McLean compositions is the ballad And I Love You So. He never released it himself; it became a hit when in 1973, Perry Como (see, there's connection #1) took it to #29. That ropes us back to the Australian #1, Round And Round (which was not only connection #2, but Perry's last #1 in the States). Now, the Four Lads (who had the lesser of the twinned hits of the song) did a favorite of mine, Moments To Remember. That song was written by Robert Allen and Al Stillman, who also got credits on Johnny Mathis's two sided It's Not For Me To Say/ Warm And Tender, which was this week's #5 and got one Panel vote (connection #3). This was arranged by the legend of Easy Listening, Ray Conniff. And Ray was involved in a bit of a dust up when the version of Singing The Blues he arranged for Guy Mitchell clobbered Marty Robbin's version on the chart (Connection #4). So Marty demanded Conniff arrange his follow up, and it became the song at #6 that didn't get any Panel love- A White Sport Coat (And A Pink Carnation)!
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Now, since you already know about this week's M10, we can go right to the final. Miss Gogi, would you do the honors?
Sure, but can I ask- does this mean I'll be in your Beauty Contest?
And have been in previous contests...
But I never won...
Well the final is always a random thing...
And I suppose you don't ask for... favors... in order to win...
Elvis: Wayne did!
Wayne: I DID NOT! You can't prove it!
Wayne, by the way, has vacation scheduled that week. And no, other than the treats that help the doggie du jour to pick, which I supply...
Wayne: Are you calling me a dog?
Elvis: You asked that last year, ha ha!
Could we possibly let Gogi tell us the voting results, GENtlemen- using the term loosely?
GG: Thank you! So here goes...
So Rare got just 8% and came in third...
Elvis, you got 24% for second...
EP: CRAP!
Steady, buddy! That might be the highest #2 poll in history- not that I'm gonna bother to check on it...
GG: And at #1, with 32%....
...the Everly Brothers with Bye Bye Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EP: Oh, great, not those two nitwits again!
C'mon, bud, we always have what could loosely be called fun with Don and Phil! So between the Smothers... er, the Everly Brothers, and the Movie Beauty Contest, you won't want to miss next TM!
Wednesday, July 8, 2020
Wednesday Bible Study: The end of all things- Jeremiah
The end of Jeremiah, chapter 52, is actually a replay of the story of the Fall of Judah- a story thought so important by God that it is in the Bible 4 times- near the conclusions of both 2 Kings and 2 Chronicles, and in Jeremiah 39. I want to go through the history of it, then tackle the lessons.
So the last good King in Judah, Josiah, had been slain in a battle he was warned not to fight, and now God was ready to begin the punishment of Judah for the sins of the reign of his father Manasseh. His son Jehoiakim was now king, and he was a ruthless, perverted ruler in every possible way- so much so that God spent most of chapter 22 cursing him. For me, the line that stands out for our purpose is...
Jer 22:29 O earth, earth, earth! Hear the Word of Jehovah!
Jer 22:30 So says Jehovah, Write this man down as childless, a man who will not be blessed in his days. For no man of his seed shall be blessed, sitting on the throne of David and ruling any more in Judah.
Note the phrase, "Write this man (Jehoiakim) down as childless, for indeed in Matthew's genealogy he was...
Mat 1:10 And Hezekiah fathered Manasseh, and Manasseh fathered Amon, and Amon fathered Josiah.
Mat 1:11 And Josiah fathered Jehoiachin and his brothers, at the time they were carried away to Babylon.
Matthew skips both Jehoiakim, the father of Jehoiachim, also known as Jeconiah, and the man that followed Jeconiah and leads off our chapter, Zedekiah. Jeconiah was either 8 or 18, depending on the chapter/version you read- I'm going to go with 18, since it DOES say he did evil in the sight of the Lord. He was put in place when evil Jehoiakim rebelled against Nebuchadnezzar and suffered a pretty grisly death. But when Nebby got home, someone mentioned to him it might not be a wise idea to put the rebel's son on the throne. So 3 months into his 'reign', Jeconiah became a guest of the Babylonian penal system, and Jehoiakim's brother (and Jeconiah's uncle) Shallum was elevated to the kingship as Zedekiah.
Zedekiah likewise was a duplicitous schemer, and Nebby had to move against him as well. Much of the chapters in the 30's of this book involve Jeremiah trying to talk him out of this and him not listening, for reasons we'll hit in a bit. Despite trying to run as the city of Jerusalem fell, Zedekiah was caught, his sons and buddies executed in front of him, and then he was blinded so his last sight was their deaths. Then he too became a ward of the Babylon correctional department.
And that was the last man to actually sit a throne in Judah. But blessings would eventually return to the line through the children of Jeconiah- notably Zerubbabel. Funny I should mantion them, but I'll get to that at the end.
The chapter goes on to describe the dismantling of Jerusalem, takes a survey of the exiled population, and finishes on a curious historical note- the lifting of Jeconiah from prison to the table of Nebby's successor, Evel-Merodach. How this came about is theorized thus: When Nebuchadnezzar became the 'beast-man' in Daniel, Evel-Merodach his son became regent. The priests didn't get along with the kings of the day- even in Nebby's reign, though he was too powerful to manipulate, they had prominence, and in Chapter 39 we see that one of the leaders of Babylon that came into fallen Jerusalem after the victory was Nergal-sharezer, chief of the 'soothsayers' or magicians. They put up with E-M even less, and talked Nebby into briefly putting him into prison. There, E-M met Jeconiah, who like his great great grandfather Manasseh had come back to Yahweh in a Babyloniah cell. They became friends, and the Jews say that within 2 days of Nebby's death, new King Evel-Merodach raised his friend Jeconiah into his court. Not that it did either of them much good, as after a 2 year reign, he was overthrown. Nergal-sharezer, better known as Neriglissar- a man who had "made peace" with the kingly line by marrying E-M's young daughter- assassinated him and became king for a 4 year turn before he in turn was put out and the Nabonidus/Belshazzar team of later Daniel came in.
So what helpful, other than fun history, did we learn here?
1- This evil didn't come to Judah just because all these evil kings were evil. In Jeremiah 14, the prophet pleads to an unlistening God to relent, but...
Jer 14:9 Why should You be as a man stunned, as one mighty, yet who cannot save? Yet You, O Jehovah, are in our midst, and we are called by Your name. Do not leave us!
Jer 14:10 So says Jehovah to this people; So they have loved to wander; they have not restrained their feet; therefore Jehovah does not accept them. He will now remember their iniquity and visit their sins.
Jer 14:11 Then Jehovah said to me, Do not pray for this people for good.
Jer 14:12 When they fast, I will not hear their cry; and when they offer burnt offering and a grain offering, I will not accept them. But I will consume them by the sword, and by the famine, and by the plague.
And as you read on, you discover that, although in some places it might seem like the people are being punished for bad kings, it is the opposite- the bad kings and their stupid decisions are part of God's punishment on the people. In the end as they say, you get the leaders you deserve. Food for thought these days.
Jer 52:3 For it was because of the anger of Jehovah in Jerusalem and Judah (until He had cast them out from His presence) that Zedekiah rebelled against the king of Babylon. (MKJV)
2- The description of the destruction of the Temple caught my eye:
Jer 52:17 And the pillars of bronze that were in the house of the LORD, and the stands and the bronze sea that were in the house of the LORD, the Chaldeans broke in pieces, and carried all the bronze to Babylon.
Why bronze? The Temple had been denuded of Gold when Jehoiakim and Jeconiah were removed, and the grandeur was reduced to bronze (which Jeremiah describes after v 17). In a way, this symbolizes the falseness of Zedekiah's kingship- a real king has gold, a 'play-king' has bronze. So either Zedekiah was too proud to realize he was a play king, or like an OT Pinocchio, he wanted to be a real king. So he plotted with Egypt- who wasn't all that far off from being destroyed by Babylon itself- and even his play kingdom was lost to him. The price of pride once again.
3- The number of the exiles:
Jer 52:28 This is the number of the people whom Nebuchadnezzar carried away captive: in the seventh year, 3,023 Judeans;
Jer 52:29 in the eighteenth year of Nebuchadnezzar he carried away captive from Jerusalem 832 persons;
Jer 52:30 in the twenty-third year of Nebuchadnezzar, Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard carried away captive of the Judeans 745 persons; all the persons were 4,600.
This is important, because even then the Jews were zealous at keeping their tribal lineages kept track of. Important to us, because it points out the continuity of the genealogies that point to Jesus.
And speaking of...
4- The Signet Ring.
First, let me backtrack to a part of that curse on Jehoiakim's line from chapter 14:
Jer 22:24 "As I live, declares the LORD, though Coniah the son of Jehoiakim, king of Judah, were the signet ring on my right hand, yet I would tear you off
Jer 22:25 and give you into the hand of those who seek your life, into the hand of those of whom you are afraid, even into the hand of Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon and into the hand of the Chaldeans.
But now, look again at Matthew's Genealogy...
Mat 1:12 And after the deportation to Babylon: Jechoniah was the father of Shealtiel, and Shealtiel the father of Zerubbabel...
And then, recall our study of the end of Haggai? The last verse...
Hag 2:23 On that day, declares the LORD of hosts, I will take you, O Zerubbabel my servant, the son of Shealtiel, declares the LORD, and make you like a signet ring, for I have chosen you, declares the LORD of hosts."
And with that, although the curse on the kingship yet remains, the curse on the line is lifted, and God's plan for salvation moves on.
Tuesday, July 7, 2020
Martin world -NO- news
So for the last few weeks, I've been wanting to do a Martin World News post, to cheer people (and myself) up from the unremitting nastiness that life on SM has become... and found nothing. Nada. Even usually reliable (for laughs) CNN has fallen short of worthwhile material. Tonight, after being discouraged once again, I figured out why.
It's COVID-19's fault. Seriously. Let me explain why.
First, look at the change in the lifestyles of the reporters and editors who usually muck things up and send them into mu bailliwick. Once upon a time, when gaffes were plentiful, These media gems worked feverishly (pardon the unintended pun) to get their stories out in time so they could publish and make the scene at their favorite watering hole. The odd looking picture, the not well thought-out headline, the rhetorical question turned into disaster, found their way in as a result of said haste. Now, they have nowhere to go but- uggh!- home. Which means they have the extra time to reflect, consider, and even proofread. That seals up one end of Stupid River.
The other gets choked off because, well, stupid people who would normally be out there doing stupid (yet not malicious) things are now stuck at home for the most part. At home, they still do their stupid things, but away from the public eye, and so the only way I get to hear about them is on the police blotter or fire reports. Now, stupidity isn't that easy to thwart, and my guess is that many of the Children of Bozo have channeled their usually benign idiocy into more malignant forms- such as the protests and destruction of innocent statuary. Cloaked on all sides by the un-funny stupidity of the herd, the entertainingly stupid simply don't stand out and thus fade into the background of those busily trying to find harmless historical figures to abuse. In the meantime, of course, leaving namesake figures like Elihu Yale ( a man fired from a colonial -no, not COLONIAL!- post in India for self-enrichment; returned to England to make a fortune off the diamond business -look up 18th century diamond mining to see how THAT worked- and then got his name on a university thanks to giving a grant at the request of Cotton Mather, well-known witch roaster) quite alone.
Of course, though, the main reason COVID-19 is the killer of MWN lately, is that Xi Jinping is tired of me using the "Winnie the Pooh" picture, and is willing to destroy us all to stop me...
Saturday, July 4, 2020
Independence pics
So we started the morning of the fourth with a planet hunt...
Anyway, here's some stills...
We then moved on to MUCH later, and the doggie park...
Anyway, here's some stills...
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| Mars |
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| Jupiter |
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| Saturn (very faint... step it up, ring guy!) |
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| Venus |
We then moved on to MUCH later, and the doggie park...
| Bird getting a dust bath |
| It's HOT! |
| Coming into the back yard |
| Just in time to celebrate- our slime mold returns! |
Friday, July 3, 2020
Time Machine co-ordinates VICL6317356
On 28.August.1955, Sunday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Sunday morning, you might be born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as Caffeine changes the speed of male sperms.
Ugh. On the other hand, if your particular sperm had been born today, you'd be due May 9th of next year. Or something like that.
Anyway, welcome to a near- 4th of July Time Machine! Here at the lovely Dominion of Misty, it is hot and dry, and with the proclivity of neighboring additions and fireworks, this may well be the last TM before we are rendered homeless from a wildfire (unless it rains between now and then, which would seem to be an event on the Noah or Elijah scale of miracles), so let's enjoy Perez Prado as POTM and see what else we can come up with- hopefully nothing that involves more biology...
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I have a sneaky live plan on Independence Day celebrating, so before we go there, let me do a 6D! And I want to do it now because there are NO M10 debuts and I thought I would throw in a song to play that went with the 6D.
His name was Ira Kosloff, and he was a hard man to find anything about. He was the co-writer of 6 songs. One of them was our 6D victim; the others had various very small successes, none of them on their own passing #24 on the charts. I decided to play the other five songs with Laurie the other night, and we agreed (I know I agreed) that I liked EVERY ONE of the five better than the big hit. There was one I liked the most, and I will play that tune- right after I tell you about the other four.
Venus De Milo, recorded by Bob Manning and Orchestra- it peaked at #29 in 1954.
Love Me Again- its most famous appearance was as the b-side of Bell Bottom Blues by Alma Cogan, a #4 UK hit in 1954.
I Spoke Too Soon, a #24 hit for the Crew Cuts in 1954.
Heartaches At Sweet 16, the b-side of Kathy Linden's 1959 #11, Goodbye, Jimmy, Goodbye.
And the one I'll play for you, which I don't believe was ever released; the Viscounts first recorded it, but I fell for the cover by Skeeter Davis...
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Senor Prado, how nice to have you along!
Gracias, Mr Martin! A lovely, er, ship you have here!
Yeah, you'll have to excuse the mess, those Fleetwood Mac Kids really tore the place up last week. So are you up for playing a new game- even if I fall flat on my face doing it?
Well... si, bien!
Okay, so what I am going to do, with no real preparation beforehand, is I'm going to look at the Martin Era 2.0 charts for Billboard and Cashbox this Independence Day week... and if they have different number ones, YOU get to pick your favorite! Sound good?
But, Senor Martin, que if I no know the song?
Relax, it's a Time Machine! We'll merely stop time, have you listen to the songs, and then start things back up to make your pick!
This ees no dangerous?
The only danger is if I don't find any they differ ON...
Ah. Then eet will be jour fault?
Si. So let me fire up the charts, and let's see how it goes.... (flips levers... smoke rises... Perez coughs quietly, growing fear in his eyes...)
Okay, so 1955 should be an easy one! Cashbox has Les Baxter's Unchained Melody, while BB has your Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White...
I take my song. How you chain a melodia, anyhow?
Er, yes. Next up... 1962, my birth year! Here it was CB playing David Rose's The Stripper, vs Billboard's Ray Charles doing I Can't Stop Loving You...
Is a very good song for Ray, but I like the Stripper, she is more fun...
She sure is! Our next year is 1965, where CB puts up the Byrds' Mr Tambourine Man against BB's I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch) by the Four Tops...
I like the Tops... makes me more want to dance!
I'm glad I made you pick these instead of me on this one, amigo! Next song battle... the very next year, where BB puts up Frank Sinatra's Strangers In The Night against the Beatles and Paperback Writer...
Oh, I like Sinatra for a long time. I take him.
1969 then gives us Henry Mancini's Love Theme From Romeo and Juliet against Elvis's In The Ghetto...
Oh, I like Mancini, the soaring, rising...
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| "I don't know if I like your attitude, amigo! Just because it's an instrumental..." |
(* "Look for the union label...")
Next year, and we're almost to the end, is 1976, where it's Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band on CB and Wings with Silly Love Songs on BB...
Ai, I don' know on this one, ese! I think I take the first one, for the girls...
EP: I bet Chris would too, seein's as he's got that crush on Taffy Danoff...
We should have HEEM pick his winners too, si?
EP: Yeah, that'd be a good idea...
Just hold on a sec, pahdners... let's see if we have one more contest... and we do! BB has the Rocky Theme (Gonna Fly Now) by Bill Conti, vs CB and Alan O'Day's Undercover Angel...
EP: He'll take the instrumental again...
PP: I'll take the instrumental again...
EP: See, toldja!
All right, so I will follow your suggestions and pick MY winners... Right after Horace Bellbottom gives us the Panel situation this week!
AHEM, yes, this week the survey of 31 stations gave us 15 contestants to choose from. Of these, only three had 3 or more votes, and thus become your finalists. Please choose from:
Miss Gogi Grant with her #1 this week, The Wayward Wind...
Er, Be Bop-A-Lula by Gene Vincent and his Blue Caps at #12...
And the last contestant, I have to make mention that its position on Cashbox was due to the combining of 2 versions. The song was entitled Moonglow and Theme From Picnic. On the Billboard charts of this week, Morris Stoloff was at #3; George Cates was #9. On Cashbox, both versions were at #2, but it was the George Cates version that got the votes necessary to make the finals, and thus his version is your finalist.
I should note also, that Laurie and I put them to the
test, and we both took Cates, for the same reason: That constant brush on the cymbal got annoying. Cates' version was much cleaner and more enjoyable for us.
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At this point, I've left us a lot to clean up here, so hang on tight! First off, our big mover this week was Be Bop-A Lula, climbing 22 from 34 to 12; our charts from the English Speaking World show Pat Boone's I'll Be Home on top in the UK ( it peaked at 5 here at the end of March), and Kay Starr ruling Australia with the Rock And Roll Waltz (which hit the top a few weeks before).
That song that Ira Kosloff had the big hit with? Elvis's I Want You I Need You I Love You....
EP: That damned thing? I never liked that chopped up, rushed out thing either! Uhm, I mean, hey wait a minit? Whaddya mean, ya didn't like MY song?
Anyway, the Panel didn't like it either, and it got no votes from Cashbox's #6 slot.
And this week's M10...
Badfinger's Baby Blue redux tumbles from 6 to 10.
The War And Treaty hold at 9 with Jealousy.
The Jayhawks' 2020 hit, This Forgotten Town, gets shoved from 3 to 8 this week.
The Explorer's Club are still at 3 songs on the chart. One Drop Of Rain up one to #7.
Blackberry Smoke's Midnight Rider up one to #6.
Margo Price shoots up 5 to #5 with Letting Me Down.
Explorer's Club #2: Can't Find The Time reverses course and moves back up one to #4.
The Jayhawks' 1995 hit Bad Time slips from 1 to 3.
Also reversing course are the Shacks with Smile Now Cry Later, back from 4 to #2...
And the #1... seems we still are waiting on one more from...
...the Explorer's Club, at the top with Didn't Want To Have to Do It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, jou no forget to make your picks!
Alright, alright, let me see here... Perez, I take you over Les Baxter... I guess I'll take The Stripper over Ray... You can't beat those Four Tops vocals, Levi Stubbs, man... we part company at Paperback Writer, one of my favorite Beatles tunes... definitely In The Ghetto... Silly Love Songs, so there! And Undercover Angel, if for no better reason than the Rocky theme continues to be overplayed, while the broccoli gods have let off on Alan O'Day. Satisfied!
PP: Si!
EP: Yep!
Good! Would one of you like to pick up the Panel winner?
PP: Por favor, you do it, Senor Presley!
EP: Okay, li'l feller! So we have a 2 way tie for loser... Moonglow an' Be Bop-A-Lula both got 9.7%, and yer winner with 22.5%...
... Gogi Grant an' The Wayward Wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice job, bud! Next week, Gogi Grant and 1957! (Barring the wildfire, that is...)
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
Wednesday Bible Study: The end of all things- James
James 5 is packed with so much stuff, I couldn't believe it when my physical Bible's lead in (I usually use e-Sword) said there was debate on this book's canon position "because of it's lack of doctrine caused it to not circulate as much as other letters." I said, "Have you READ the thing??" Anyway, there are several fascinating sections, but I have a part that touched me I want to focus on. So let me do three VERY important sections in a more-or-less hit and run manner, so I can get to what spoke to me.
The first six verses are an attack on those who are rich and got there by taking advantage of people. I am just going to nod and say, very true, very true; if I got expounding on this subject while working overtime at work, you might think I'd been hitting Lenin and Marx too hard! Then let me slide down to v 12:
Jas 5:12 But above all, my brothers, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or by any other oath, but let your "yes" be yes and your "no" be no, so that you may not fall under condemnation.
I had to look into what caused this outburst, and particularly why James thought it was an 'above all' statement. Problem was, James was addressing a diaspora Jewish audience, and back then they had a real problem with this. In fact, less than 100 years after James, according to Adam Clarke's commentary, Rabbi Akiba taught, “a man might swear with his lips, and annul it in his heart; and then the oath was not binding.” I'm not sure what kind of religious leader would teach you "Do as I feel, not as I act", but that was the mindset James was dealing with, which is why that became an 'above all', I suppose.
The end of the chapter is another great section- the value of prayer, and how to use it to fight off various maladies in life. And yet, with all this great stuff, my attention was drawn to the middle of the chapter:
Jas 5:7 Be patient, therefore, brothers, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, being patient about it, until it receives the early and the late rains.
Jas 5:8 You also, be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand.
Jas 5:9 Do not grumble against one another, brothers, so that you may not be judged; behold, the Judge is standing at the door.
Jas 5:10 As an example of suffering and patience, brothers, take the prophets who spoke in the name of the Lord.
Jas 5:11 Behold, we consider those blessed who remained steadfast. You have heard of the steadfastness of Job, and you have seen the purpose of the Lord, how the Lord is compassionate and merciful.
This is in response to the depredations of the rich before it, and the power of prayer below- practing patience first. Let me point out the highlights here.
1- The rich man had his fruit corrupted by his greed. But the farmer is to be the example- He plants, he waits. He can't see what's growing at first. He can't speed it up by meddling, begging, or getting mad.
2- In the meantime, our job is to 'establish our hearts'. What does that mean? Study and prepare, learn to live a life emulating Jesus, because "Heah come da judge"!
3- "Take the example of the prophets". This is something that has come up in our recent church sermons. Think about it: These dudes risked life and limb to receive and relate visions that would never come true in their lifetimes, and they would never really grasp in those lifetimes. 1 Peter 1 says:
1Pe 1:10 Concerning this salvation, the prophets who prophesied about the grace that was to be yours searched and inquired carefully,
1Pe 1:11 inquiring what person or time the Spirit of Christ in them was indicating when he predicted the sufferings of Christ and the subsequent glories.
1Pe 1:12 It was revealed to them that they were serving not themselves but you, in the things that have now been announced to you through those who preached the good news to you by the Holy Spirit sent from heaven, things into which angels long to look.
Remember the end of Daniel? Daniel asked when it would happen, and got told, "Go your way!" Sometimes we don't grasp the import of Hebrews 11:1... Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. They had to be patient for something BEYOND THEIR DEATHS, and we whine about waiting ten minutes in a burger line.
4- On the morning of Thursday last week- one of the single most disastrous days at work I'd had in a long time- I read v 11:
Behold, we consider those blessed who remained steadfast. You have heard of the steadfastness of Job, and you have seen the purpose of the Lord, how the Lord is compassionate and merciful.
When you start your day with the 'example of Job' being pointed out, you know you're in for it! BUT... keep this in mind about him...
-He NEVER lost faith in God, just lost track of his place.
-God first talked to him softly through Eliphaz- "I have my reasons for your trials". And then loudly in His own voice- "Who are you to question ME?"
-The fact that God still loved Job is shown by the fact that everything Satan took away, God DOUBLED. Seeing as he got another 10 kids, I'm guessing that that included a shiny new wife to replace ol' "curse God and die"... either that or He forgave her by making her amazingly fertile, and God could have done that, too.
Thing of it is, just like Job, we don't see the reward lying at the end of God's purpose. And, like the old Prophets, maybe we aren't GOING to. But the end is God is compassionate and merciful. Like Job, that compassion might come right after the trial. Or like in some of the prophets we've studied recently, it might be way on down the road. But it's there, waiting. And in the meantime? Let me end by giving you the verse AFTER the ones I quoted from 1 Peter, a verse very similar to James 5:8:
Therefore, preparing your minds for action, and being sober-minded, set your hope fully on the grace that will be brought to you at the revelation of Jesus Christ.
Preparing your minds for action- establishing your hearts.
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