Here are this week's FB posts. May you be richly blessed by seeing what I had to learn this week.
Thoughts on every subject, pc be hanged
Here are this week's FB posts. May you be richly blessed by seeing what I had to learn this week.
An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a room, and she asked the schoolmaster if he could recommend any to her. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to make the final preparations to move.
When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occurred to her that she had not seen a “W.C.” [water closet, a euphemism for toilet] around the place. So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there were a “W.C.” around. The [Swiss] schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the [Swiss] parish priest if he could help in the matter. Together they tried to discover the meaning of the letters “W.C.,” and the only solution they could find for the letters was “Wayside Chapel.” The schoolmaster then wrote to the English lady the following note:
Dear Madam:
I take great pleasure in informing you that the W.C. is situated nine miles from the house you occupy, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and it is open on Sunday and Thursday only. As there are a great number of people and they are expected during the summer months, I would suggest that you come early: although there is plenty of standing room as a rule. You will no doubt be glad to hear that a good number of people bring their lunch and make a day of it; while others who can afford to go by car arrive just in time. I would especially recommend that your ladyship go on Thursday when there is a musical accompaniment. It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I can remember the rush there was for seats. There were ten people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one. It was wonderful to see the expression on their faces. The newest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy resident of the district. It rings every time a person enters. A bazaar is to be held to provide plush seats for all the people, since they feel it is a long felt need. My wife is rather delicate, so she can’t attend regularly. I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you if you wish, where you will be seen by all. For the children, there is a special time and place so that they will not disturb the elders. Hoping to have been of service to you, I remain,
Sincerely,
The Schoolmaster
And "W.C." was too risque for NBC in February of 1960. The next night, Jack walked out mid-show.
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| "And that's how I showed them what a WC was really like!" |
I promise, Jack, I wouldn't cut a joke like that- I might try to get you to shorten it, though, since it's MY monologue! Welcome to this week's Time Machine, with Lloyd Price, and a buncha other fun stuff! However, no jokes...
Jack Paar: Oh, come on! How're you supposed to have a good show without good laughs?
Again, Jack, my show. I put a lot of work into these things, and...
JP: Aw, c'mon, everyone will like me! "It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing."
I don't think I have it in the budget for a co-host, not with Lloyd Price as a guest already. My lawyer will have a fit...
JP: Ah, what's a little money? "Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it."
Lloyd Price: Hey, Mr Martin, I don' mind if Mr Paar wanna do the show... I got laundry to do, an' all...
Just where did I lose control of this thing? Let me figure it out while the audience listens to the first of 3 debuts. Last summer, we had the Cover Summer... this winter, it seems to be The Winter Of Our Box Set, because we have already had a hit from Elton John's new box, one from the currently charting set by Middle Of The Road, and two more join us this week! At #10, from Archives Vol. II, here's Neil Young and Crazy Horse, with a not-released song from 1975...
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| PHOTOS: FORD FAIRCHILD/HOME FREE, DAVID ABBOTT/DON MCLEAN |
Being as this is the very end of the Bible, I'd kind of like to save my take for the last of the series. But fear not, for with his take on Revelation 22:11 and other related verses, here's substitute lead learner Johnny Cash:
This has been a really bad week of not getting things done as they should have been. Not only did I miss one day of Better Part FB posts, I forgot to put them on here so I always have them! Without further ado...
Today, we arrive on February 5th, 1959- two days after The Day The Music Died. And that means that I have a very special surprise for you all- and it was a surprise for me, too, one that came without me realizing we'd be here this week.
Elvis: Boss, I hope y'all didn't just confuse them as bad as ya did me...
Patience, my friends, all will soon be revealed. But first, let's have a little fun with our 6D!
Jon and Sondra Steele, who had the big hit at #3 and I could find virtually nothing about;
The Pied Pipers, a supergroup fronted by soon to be solo star Jo Stafford, and playing with the likes of Frank Sinatra and Tommy Dorsey (on the same record, no less!)- they would take it to #4;
And Ella Fitzgerald, who needs no other hype, and took it to #8.
However, our 6D's hit came 11 years later, and was parked at #2 this week without a Panel vote. That song was Connie Francis and My Happiness!
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That don' sound like a very smart Panel...
Folks, let me introduce you to the POTM's baritone for the Silhouettes, the man I mentioned might look a tiny bit like Will Smith, Mr Earl Beal!
Earl, you are a true Hall of Famer- one of only two members, Rick Lewis the other, to remain with the original group until you broke up in 1968.
Shucks, didn't have much better to do...
I had to chuckle when I read that your home was the band's contact address, since you were the only one with a "stable address"...
Back then, things was lean. If we was gonna get a job offer, or a royalty check, we needed to make sure we got it. We was all livin' that damned song, ha ha!
So today, I have a couple of debuts on the M10- one very special one, as a matter of fact- and I want to play the first one before you get onto the Panel votes. Considering your hit was, in my time, 62 years ago, and we have a 50th anniversary... something... coming up, this might not seem like AS much of a feat, but the debut at #10 is new stuff from a band that formed way back in 1975! A bitter three way battle for this spot goes to... Crack The Sky:
I'm going to look at Proverbs 31 from just a bit different angle this time. I know we have earlier talked about the 'stairstep' method in study, and how the passage about a "virtuous wife" is a good example of how this applies. But the thought was given to me- if the Church is the Bride of Christ, shouldn't this be a list of the characteristics we should have? So let me first give you the text, and then point out the characteristic we should be developing as His Bride.
Pro 31:10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
Pro 31:11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
Pro 31:12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
Pro 31:13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
Pro 31:14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
Pro 31:15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
Pro 31:16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
Pro 31:17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
Pro 31:18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
Pro 31:19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
Pro 31:20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
Pro 31:21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
Pro 31:22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
Pro 31:23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
Pro 31:24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
Pro 31:25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
Pro 31:26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
Pro 31:27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
Pro 31:28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
Pro 31:29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
And now, the character traits we should strive for:
V 11- Trustworthiness.
V12- Righteousness.
V13-14- Seeking out good works to do.
V 15- Rises early/avoids laziness.
V16- Doesn't act in haste, but considers.
V17- Strengthens herself daily (in the Word and prayer).
V 18- Is discerning.
V 19- Hard-working.
V 20- Generous.
V 21- Prepared in all occasions.
V 22-23-24- Has a good reputation, and makes sure her family has one.
V 25- Has hope in her heart, knowing her time to rejoice is coming.
Not a bad guide to go on! And with this concept, it might be a little easier to understand what God is TRULY saying in the many Proverbs about 'a contentious woman', yes?
Here we go, spanning the globe in trying to find unusual, not-oft-repeated, and somewhat lighthearted events that you get rarely elsewhere, and never without the my precious pearls of wisdom accompanying them!
Story # 1: The funny sh... er, stuff- God created
Headline: "Box seat: scientists solve the mystery of why wombats have cube-shaped poo", from London's The Guardian
Frankly, I didn't even know the poor dears pooped cubes, but there it is...
Apparently scientists were baffled at how a non-cubic bu- er, you know- could produce poop briquettes, but after one enterprising vet opened up a wombat hit by a car, he found that the were cubes before reaching, shall we say, the light at the end of the tunnel. Again apparently, the bugger's intestines have a 'some rigid, some flexible' quality that shapes the pooplet. I don't remember that functionality on my Play-Doh squeezer back in the day...
Story # 2: In Russia, it is ALL Government
Headline: "Ex-PM Medvedev regrets his Twitter account is marked as a government one", from Tass
Dmitry Medvedev had a personal twitter account- no, he hasn't dropped it over censorship or 'Cossack Lives Matter' or anything like that- with 4.6 MILLION followers. His problem- he sits on Russia's Security Council, and since Twitter, according to him, considers Russia one of a group of "countries with which relations are not very simple", it automatically gets shoved into a government account. Which means, he's got a personal account which is government whether he likes it or not. Which also means he can't just share that meme about Putin and the drunken Polar Bear without consequences...
Story # 3: This is a prize? To each their own...
Headline: "Swedish Covid nurse to watch entire film festival alone in lighthouse", from BBC News
And yes, Lisa Enroth won this as her prize which she applied for and beat out 12,000 other fans of the Goteborg Film Festival- alone (save for one security person to watch out for her) with a lighthouse and a 60 movie package that everyone else will have to pay to stream. " Ms Enroth, who said she has been "drained of energy" due to the pandemic, will spend a week living alone in the Pater Noster lighthouse on Hamneskar island, without a phone, computer, books or any other form of entertainment."
Me, I'd be drained of energy trying to watch all those movies. No word on the popcorn concession...
Story # 4: Think, 'Hansel and Gretl'...
Headline: "Russian Artist Brings Baba Yaga Lego Set to Life" from Moscow Times
(Artem) Bizyaev’s Lego design includes figures of Baba Yaga as well as her
companions Vasilisa the Fair, Bayun the cat and Vova the frog — plus, of
course, Baba Yaga’s hut on chicken legs.
The hut comes equipped
with all the accessories an ancient witch of the forest might need,
from cookware and dishes to the giant mortar she uses to fly around in
her free time.
While Baba Yaga is notorious for her child-eating
ways, she also occasionally helps other Slavic folk characters who
happen to wander into her forest. But only occasionally.
Friday it was announced that Artem and BY had received the votes needed in the Lego design contest to be considered for commercial production. I wonder when the Freddy Kruger set gets pitched...
Story # 5: Off again, on again, gone again, Harrigan
Headline: "Banned 1969 British royal family documentary leaked on YouTube swiftly taken down" from The South African
In 1969, a 110-minute film documenting a week in the life of England's Royal Family came out. It was meant to "humanize" the Windsors, but in their opinion it did more to satirize them, with bits where Elizabeth compared the American ambassador to a gorilla, and other such bits to which critic Michael McCaffrey says:
“That premise doesn’t fare so well when the Queen goes through her
stunning jewelry collection, marveling at the glorious history of
pillaging that has bequeathed her such impressive accoutrements.”
After it was originally shown, the BBC had it suggested to them it never see the light of day. Which it wouldn't have, except for Netflix. Their show, The Crown, apparently discussed the making of the show... which led an unknown someone to get ahold of the original and leak it to YouTube.
Story # 6: You could've at least bought me dinner...
Headline: "Man finds gold coins in Germany, but reward unlikely" from Deutsche Welle
So this guy was working a landscaping detail in a dink town called Dinklage (see what I did there?) in NW Germany, and stumbled onto several buried plastic containers that contained an estimated $600,000+ in gold and other cash. He dutifully reported it to the police, expecting a reward. However, the cache was, according to the court, neither lost (as it had been purposefully hidden) nor a 'lost treasure' (as several coins were minted 2016, so they couldn't really be considered under the treasure law). Rub is, the cops haven't been able to locate an owner (can you say, 'inefficient laundering of money?').
Story # 7: More monkey see, monkey do
Headline: "Mysterious monoliths make multiple appearances in Finland" from Helsinki Times
Our final story is a familiar one to some of us- first, it was in Utah where the "monolith" thing occurred. And now, it has spread at least to Finland-
Ahmenabad, India
Casablanca, Morocco
4 in Austria
3 in Belgium
Zlin district, Czech Republic
4 in Finland
4 in France
10 in Germany
A field near Budapest, Hungary
5 in Italy
4 in the Netherlands
Kristiansand, Norway
2 in Poland (one roped off for a possible increase in area radiation)
2 in Romania....