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Friday, July 9, 2021

Time Machine co-ordinates VII-I68479-565960646577

 



Today, we are on July 9... but the year is a bit of a challenge.  You see, as I let you in on last week, this is the new Volume 7 stage of Time Machine, and we're doing things a little different.  What I...


Elvis:  Hey, I just heard the Panel got laid off!  What's going on?

You basically heard right.  Here's the new deal.  Each week, I'm going to use a handy dandy internet random number generator to pick 6 years out of the Martin Era 2.0- if you look at the co-ordinates this week, you'll see that this week it picked 1956, 1959, 1960, 1964, 1965, and 1977.  From those years I'm going to do something similar to the past couple of weeks- I'm going to pull out my big favorites from each top ten, which will then be our 'contestants'.  I will then rank them by their finish on that year's Cashbox top 100 of that year.  I'll give you the top four or so to guess who wins, let you in on every one else...

Elvis:  That'll mess up the other features, though, won't it?

Au contraire, mon frere!  The big mover will be the biggest mover of ALL years; the lowest ranker gets the 6D; and the second lowest will be the year that we do Overseas If You Please for!


What about the guest?  Same as always, or messed up like it has been?

"Well, I don't think anyone has called me messed up before..."

EP:  EEK!  Ya coulda told be she snuck in behind me!


This, my friend, is Gwen Owens, leader of Hot, who won the last POTM award as such. Welcome to the show!


GO:  Thanks!

Unlike a lot of acts out there, especially at the time period, you had a very interesting request of your producers.


GO;  Yes, I didn't want to be a solo! "I did the backing vocals on the Wolfman Jack tour with Cathy Carson and Irene Cathaway.  Shortly thereafter, Terry Woodford  and Clayton Ivery, who'd been with me during the Motown South experiment, called me for a new recording session and I told them right away that there would not be any solo recordings, but that I would bring along two singers. They only said you will never be part of a group. I wanted to prove the opposite, and I did. Therefore they wanted us three in the studio. Just then, Irene decided to go on tour with another singer. That meant Cathy and I were alone in the studio. That proved no challenge for either Ivery or Terry, as they initially only wanted to record with me. So we recorded 4 songs and with these 4 songs we got a contract with Big Tree, which was a sub label of Atlantic. ” 


But then you ended up as a trio...

“After the song was released, the label wanted to have a finished album as soon as possible. At the same time, we were hoping to find a third member for the group. We had no idea what cultural background the singer should have. Irene was Mexican, but we did not necessarily look for a Mexican again. We were sitting at our manager’s office when we all accidentally looked out the window and watched a woman- ended up being Juanita Curriel- walking across the street. I also do not remember what she was wearing, but her look was just amazing. Ed our manager just said if she is coming for the audition and sing can sing,  she gets the job, she just looked amazing. You know how the story ends, after we were complete as a trio, we went back to Muscle Shoals to finish the album. "


***NOTE: to all of you that expect pure bull from me, the stuff in quotes is 99.44% Gwen from an interview with someone from Souldisco (dot) de from November 2018.***


GO:  What was that?

Oh, a disclaimer, so I can chat with you without being sued, hopefully.

GO:  So are you saying we're in 2018?

Actually, 2021.

Elvis:  Careful, hoss.  Ya don't want another Dorothy Moore on our hands...

True dat.  Here, while we get Gwen acclimated, listen to the debut at #10 on this week's M10- the return 

of courtship...

                       



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I have no idea why pasting that up was so frustrating, but the preview says we're good, so lets move on!  Here is the list of songs I pulled from the various top tens for your perusal.  Gwen, read the list, if you would...

GO:  Sure, why not?  From 1956, you took the #1, Gogi Grant's Wayward Wind...

From 1959 this week, you took the #1 Battle Of New Orleans by Johnny Horton and the #7 Lipstick On Your Collar by Connie Francis...

From 1960 you took Connie again with Everybody's Somebody's Fool at #1, The Everly Brothers with Cathy's Clown at #6, and Roy Orbison with Only The Lonely...


Elvis:  Please, Lord, not the Everlys again!


GO:  From 1964, you took The Beach Boys and I Get Around at #1, The Four Seasons and Rag Doll at #3, and Astrud Gilberto singing The Girl From Ipanema at #10...

From 1965, you took the #1 Mr Tambourine Man by the Byrds, the #3 I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch) by the Four Tops, and the #7 Yes I'm Ready by Barbara Mason...

And finally in 1977, you took #6 Peter Frampton's I'm In You, #7 Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville, #8 Andy Gibbs and I Just Want To Be Your Everything, and #10 Barbra Streisand's My Heart Belongs To Me...


Elvis: YOU took Streisand?

Yeah, I always liked that one.  So right now, we're gonna break for lunch, while Horace Bellbottom gives you an actual, prepared ahead of time, 6 Degrees...


You might well have added, 'illegible', to your list, as usual.  All right, let us see...Once upon a time, Stevie Wonder issued the hit single, My Cherie Amour.  Its flip side was called I Don't Know Why.  This tune was covered by the Rolling Stones, and released in one of those, "we hold the rights to these, let's see if we can make some money" compilations so commonly released by former record labels. It was itself the b-side of a song called Try A Little Harder, on which they should have taken their own advice, as it just missed the top 40.


The album of misfit hits was called Metamorphosis, and it also contained a tune called Out of Time.  In fact, while this single also peaked beneath the top 40, it was in fact Mick Jagger's vocals on top of an instrumental track first used by the man who had a big hit with it in the 60's in England, a chap by the name of Chris Farlowe.  Farlowe evidently found his forte in covering others' songs- such as Out Of Time- but his judgment on originals offered to him was suspect.  One such offering that he refused as too soft for him became the most covered pop song in history- the Beatles' Yesterday.  Which brings us to this week's victim, the second most recorded song in history, as the lowest charting of the hot 100 of its year- The Girl From Ipanema, which ended the year at #77 in the year 1964.

Next, let us move on to the second M10 debut this week.  Gerry Rafferty passed tragically too soon, but his daughter has helped engineer a second posthumous release of songs previously unreleased, an lp called Rest In Blue.  The first single from it comes onto our countdown at #7...






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Elvis:  Hey, Boss, ain't we fergittin' about the top songs of M10 summer?  We're supposed ta be doin' the top 10 this week!

You are so right!  Before I start, let me mention that this week, the invaders from this year's summer include:

Challenge the Gods by Matthew Sweet is at #39...
Lalena by Trini Lopez is at #37...
Counting Crows with Bobby And The Rat Kings moves into #29...
...and Maneskin's Zitti e Buoni is at #25!

And with that, here are the very top of all-time M10 summer!

10- The Explorer's Club with their first M10 #1, California's Callin' Ya! It was topside in the last 2 weeks of August 2016.

9- One of two in the top ten for King Leg- his cover of Roy Orbison's Running Scared. It topped the chart in late July 2019.

8- Foster The People, Sit Next To Me. It spent 4 weeks on top in August 2017.

7- Why, here's King Leg again, with his first #1, Seeing You Tonight. Stuck in the midst of some of the biggest #1's in M10 history- #s 1 and 3 on our list sat between this and his first mentioned song hitting the top- he got one week in June 2019.

6- One of two appearances in the top ten here for the Jayhawks, with their cover of Grand Funk's Bad Time. A monster of last year's Cover Summer, it hit #1 third week of June- and returned to the top the third week of July.

5- The biggest hit of the Cover Summer of 2020, The Shacks and Smile Now, Cry Later. It held down the last two of the 4 weeks between Bad Time's two #1 weeks.

4- Back for more Jayhawks and Backwards Women. It was tops for 2 weeks in mid-August 2018.

3- ELO from their second lp and Mama.  Now the second longest #1 in M10 history, it held forth for 4 weeks in July 2019.

2- The first big summer hit, Tangerine with  You'll Always Be Lonely.  It spent all of June 2016 at the top.

And let's save the #1 for the big reveals at the end, shall we?  Right now, it's time for Gwen...

GO:  Me?  What's up?

...to give us the Overseas If You Please!  Since My Heart Belongs To Me was second lowest, finishing the year #66 in 1977, it's the #1 songs of 1977 we sought out from our English-speaking friends...

GO:  So, this week in 1977, these songs were #1...

In South Africa, it was John Paul Young and Yesterday's Hero...
Canada, Alan O'Day's Undercover Angel...
The UK, Hot Chocolate's So You Win Again...
Australia, Dr Hook covering the Rooftop Singers' Walk Right In...
And New Zealand, Dutch country trio Pussycat with My Broken Souvenirs.

And, the biggest mover of all our years this week, came in 1960, when Fats Domino went from 72 to 32 with Walkin' To New Orleans!

Elvis:  So, Boss, which of the songs you pulled out was yer favorite?

Well, I would say that was a tough one.. but it ain't.  For me, Rag Doll is an easy winner.  But now, we've got to give you the choices for the winner!  There were ties, and all ties were broken by where Billboard had the songs on THEIR year-end chart!  With that in mind, here are your finalists by chronology:

Wayward Wind
Battle Of New Orleans
I Get Around
I Can't Help Myself 
and I Just Want To Be Your Everything!  While you dope out the winner, here's the King and the rest of the M10!



9- The Joy Formidable- now there's a mouthful- with 3 straight weeks at 9 for Back To Nothing.

8- Journey up 2 with The Way We Used To Be.

6- Up one for Griffith James an' Tennis and Market And Black.

5- Oh, the #1 falls to 5- Maneskin an' whatever that says.

Zitti e Buoni...

Yeah, whatever...

4- Brooke Annibale up 2 with Feels Like Home.

3- Beach Boys up one with Big Sur.

2- Countin' Crows got leapfrogged and stick at 2 with Bobby an' the Rat Kings.

And her what did the leapfroggin' was...



...Sass Jordan an' The Key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the biggest M10 summer hit of all time?



...Agnes Obel, Riverside, with one week at the top- and FIVE weeks at #2- in June 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen, who won the new Panel?

GO:  So it went like this:

I Get Around finished #5 in 1964...
The Wayward Wind was 4th on Cashbox and 5 on Billboard in 1956...
I Can't Help Myself was 4 Cashbox and 2 Billboard in 1965...
I Just Want To Be Your Everything was 2 Cashbox and Billboard, 1977...

And the winner, with 2 on Cashbox and 1 on Billboard in 1959....


...Johnny Horton's The Battle Of New Orleans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there you have the first episode of the Final Seventeen!  Tune in next time for Johnny and six new years!

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