M10 2.0.12

 

Horace Bellbottom:  What is the meaning of this?

Elvis:  Well, Debbie Doglady wanted us to do an encore presentation, lawyer Bellbottom, so I wanted to get yer stubborn hide around ta help out...

Nardole:  Then, what about me, sir?

E:  You an' Wayne are comic relief...

Wayne Newton: Hey, I'm a serious singer, not a comic!

E: Yer tellin' me!  But just because Lawyer Bellbottom got yer charges dropped from the last Beauty Contest...

HB:  Reduced, not dropped.  He still owes 24.79 hours of community service...

E: "Point seven nine"?

WN: 19 minutes.  I owe a day and 19 minutes.  Is it my fault one show ended early?

N: Well, the news reports said that your microphone DID start the fire...

WN: Well, who asked you?

HB:  GENtlemen!  If we must be forced into this debacle, might we get onto the new debuts?

E:  We might- 'ceptin' there weren't any!  Chris just shuffled the last countdown around.

HB:  Good, that shall make our endeavor much easer- and QUICKER.

WN:  I think that ship has sailed...

N:  Might I suggest we just each read the name of a song off until we are done?

WN: Well, who asked you?

E: Hey, you be nice to Noodle, you dipstick!  Bad enough you got the Beauty Contest banned...

N: Only in 187 countries.  I believe we could still do it from Bhutan...

HB:  True, but audio only.

WN: Kinda defeats the purpose...

E: Okay, so let's each read off a song, and we'll be through it in a minit...

N:  Sir, I already suggested...

E: Well, who asked you?

HB:  Actually, I have a better idea.  Gentlemen...

...the Everly Brothers will do the countdown as a song...

E:  Good grief, I can't see this'll be a good thing... but go ahead...

We must have been Out Of Our Minds

Under that pink, Pink Sky

When What I Wanted

was Just Around The Corner

but you sang Metal

just like it was Here To Stay

Still don't know, How Did This Go Wrong, Sister

guess I'll Stay On The Ground

with our Broken Hearts...

E:  That was gosh-awful...

Don Everly:  Wait, we have a second verse with the singers in it...

WN: This was your idea, Bellbottom?

HB:  Well, honestly, it seemed better in concept...

(Suddenly a voice from the shadows) Step aside, you idiots, and let me do this right...

E:  Oh, crap, Toni Tennille!  Who let her in?

TT:  Here, let me read this list:

Melissa Auf der Maur drops to 10 with Out Of Our Minds;

Real Estate falls to 9 with pink Sky;

Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae drop to 8 with What I Want; 

Beach Bunny up to 7 with Just Around The Corner;

The Beths up to 6 with Metal; Doobies at 5 with Here To Stay;

Up to 4 for for a band as real as we are, the Velvet Sundown and How Did This Go Wrong;

 E:  Lemme count the ways...

TT: Tennis at 3 with Sister; 

Matt Berry at 2 with Stay On The ground;

And Geowulf- who I'm being told won't allow her likeness to be used during this episode- remains #1 with Broken Hearts.

Now, where's that delicious hunk, Chris?

E:  Yew don't really think we'd get away with this if he was around, do ya?

WN:  But I'm here, baby!

TT: Well, who asked you?