What is it about nice people that attract total idiots?Nice people are martyrs. Idiots are evangelists.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Wednesday Bible Study: What Jesus asked, part 3

 


Today's post might well be subtitled, "The Pearl or the Swine?", as we will soon see.  We are in Matthew 7, near the end of the Sermon on the Mount.  And so far Jesus has answered two of the crowd's unvoiced questions- 'what do you want us to do' (answer:  Be separate), and 'how do we do that?' (answer: By flipping your priorities from this life to the next).  This time, the question is, 'What about all these people along the way?'  And Jesus is going to answer by both explaining who the people ARE, and how to deal with them.

In this passage, Jesus asks two main questions:

Mat 7:3  Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?
Mat 7:4  Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when there is the log in your own eye?

And:

Mat 7:9  Or which one of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone?
Mat 7:10  Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent?


But in between them- and crucial to the understanding of the passage- He adds this statement:

Mat 7:6  "Do not give dogs what is holy, and do not throw your pearls before pigs, lest they trample them underfoot and turn to attack you.


Now, my first question here in studying this was, 'who are the dogs and the swine'?  And my paper Bible had an answer to that- it referenced Proverbs 9:7-9:

Pro 9:7  Whoever corrects a scoffer gets himself abuse, and he who reproves a wicked man incurs injury.
Pro 9:8  Do not reprove a scoffer, or he will hate you; reprove a wise man, and he will love you.
Pro 9:9  Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be still wiser; teach a righteous man, and he will increase in learning.

So the animals among men are those who will not listen, and will not believe.  This was the WRONG question, but it tells us Jesus's definition of the three kinds of 'people along our way':

-The Brothers, those walking our same path to salvation;

-The scoffers, who will not go our way and will not hear;

-and the Children, who we need to bring up in the Way.


But the important thing in the passage to consider is, what are our PEARLS- our things of value?  And Jesus answered this last week:

Mat 6:33  But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.


And with remembering this, now we can see how we are to treat the other two groups.

The Brothers: This is what my 'mainstream denomination' brethren get lost on.  "You don't understand right, you can't be acceptable unless you do it our way!"  Instead of wasting time on social media proclaiming why they are best, they should consider that God, through Christ, tells us to consider our OWN problems first.  To humble ourselves, and be transformed into the image of Christ.  Then, not only will we see from HIS perspective and not our own, but we will be able to HELP our brothers who haven't made it that far.  Any church that starts out with a slogan that goes, "I AM A MEMBER OF X CHURCH, And I believe in Jesus Christ" (and believe me, I have seen this exact meme, with this exact stress) has it all backwards from God's perspective, and it shows in their dealings with others.


The Children: If the question is, how do we bring up the children (whether they be our blood children or children in the Paul and the Corinthians sense), the answer is in verse 11:

Mat 7:11  If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him! 


You do it by setting your Heavenly Father as your example!

Monday, January 31, 2022

Martin World News


The trick with Martin World News is not finding stupid stories on news sites, but finding stupid stories that actually have some humor to them.  I give myself an "M" for 'mixed'...


Fox News:  The further adventures of Who Cares?

Headline:

Sarah Palin says she and ex-NHL star are ‘just friends’

Fox News, especially on the weekends, is much like getting your news from People Magazine anymore.  This headline is a good example.  Backstory: Palin allegedly flaunts NYC COVID rules by having a dinner party at a popular restaurant (served outside in a heated tent in near zero temps, mind you). A paparazzi asks the party, which included former Rangers star Ron Duguay, about said alleged flaunting.  Duguay responded in much the way he would have on the ice, asking the photog if he wanted trouble- and (again, allegedly) knocking the camera from his hand.  Predictably, the next day here's a gossip headline about whether the two famous dinner-partiers are an item.  I would be really comfortable at this point, if Fox would give up the pretense and drop the word "news' from their site.  Bonus: 7 out of their 'mini-headline row' are either "entertainment" or "lifestyle".

 

Best part of this story: The restaurant employee who told the photog,  "People come to eat, we are not the border police".

 

 

BBC World: #Metoo, virus division

 

Headline:  Harry and Meghan reveal Spotify Covid row concerns

 

Well, thank God the 'formerly royal' couple have weighed in on the biggest non-controversy of the week.  And it is really indicative of what a waste of time it all is, since the deal for podcasts for the couple's foundation with Spotify so far lists only a year-old "Holiday Special".  I can easily see how that content is going to concern Spotify over the $100 million deal with Rogan, an alleged comedian who is a threat to people too stupid to realize he's an alleged comedian. 

Best part of the story: This quote from the original announcement of their podcast 'series', 12-16-2020:

"The trailer on the Spotify's website features the duke and duchess promoting the deal, with Harry saying: "That's what this project is all about, to bring forward different perspectives and voices that perhaps you haven't heard before and find our common ground." "

Wow, and they packed that all into one holiday special.

 

Moscow Times: But, it was a FICTITIOUS  Nona Gaprindashvili

 

Headline: Georgian Chess Champion’s ‘Queen’s Gambit’ Lawsuit Against Netflix Upheld in Court 

 So allegedly (don't you just love this word?), Netflix did a fictitious show called "Queen's Gambit" about chess at the top level- and somewhere in the series' first season, a character says real life chess champ Nona Gapridashvili "never faced men".  Which is untrue- Nona listed 59 men she has played. Netflix's defense is that the show, of course, is fictitious- and thus, the characters can say whatever they want. Because they precede the show with, “the characters and events depicted in this program are fictitious. No depiction of actual persons or events is intended.”

  The court says that covers the show in general, but not outright lies about real people in particular.  Perhaps, Neil Young, et al, should remove themselves from Netflix as well.

 

Best part about the story: "Born in Soviet Georgia in 1941, Gaprindashvili held the title of women’s world chess champion for 16 years. Contrary to the show’s remark, Gaprindashvili faced plenty of male competitors, once 28 men at the same time." 

And finally..

Daily Mail (and links thereafter):; get ooeht ahr i'll 'it you wit me 'arpoon 

Headline: Irish fishermen vow to carry out 'peaceful protest' to disrupt Russian naval exercise off the island  as Moscow warn their 'reckless act' will put them 'in harms way'

 

Irish fishermen won a victory over the mighty Russian Navy this week.  Russia, in its never-ending pursuit of being a pain in the ass, told Ireland they were going to run "live fire" naval exercises- not within the nation's territorial waters, but in their EU 'economic exclusion zone'...

 

Among the many problems: Russian and NATO subs who will inevitable follow the exercises, and according to one captain, are "concerned that Russian subs could get caught in deep-sea fishing nets and pull down a trawler. He said: ‘We have seen it happen in Ireland, we have seen it happen in Scotland. It makes all fishermen very, very nervous.’ "; also, the fact that the exercises are starting right when the prawn quota fishing opens up in the area, and boats are already standing by. 

 

 Another concern is the effect Russian radar will have on the hake that swim near the ocean floor there... not to mention the subs.So the Irish South And West Fish Producers Association was planning to send three trawlers right into the midst of the 'live fire' area to protest.; Knowing how bullheaded the fishermen would be, the Irish Foreign Minister then got involved:

"This isn't a time to increase military activity and tension in the context of what's happening with and in Ukraine," (Foreign Minister Simon Coveney) said. "The fact that they are choosing to do it on the western borders, if you like, of the EU, off the Irish coast, is something that in our view is simply not welcome.''

 He then wrote a letter to his Russian counterpart, who at last had the maneuvers moved farther out to sea.

Best part of this story: Now we know we don't need to send US troops to Ukraine, just Irish fishermen.

Sunday, January 30, 2022

The Better Part, week #53

 


This week's FB posts...


The Better Part, Day #252:
 
Listening to a continuing series on idolatry, it suddenly struck me that all those songs I dedicated to girls as a 'youngster'? They were either saying what I thought she did for me (and were really saying what I WANTED her to do for me), or how I 'felt' about her (and was really how I wanted her to feel about ME). The message went on to say that relationships (even had they occurred) like these are doomed to fail because what we want these other people to see/feel/do with us is really what we need GOD to do for us. If the relationship with Him isn't #1, anything else is idolatry.
 
 
 
 
The Better Part, Day #253:
 
 
As Michael Youseff was counting down a list of Biblical signs of pride, way down the list he named, 'sarcasm'. If you know me, you know my first reaction was, "Oh, no, not sarcasm!" But as I thought about it, I can see that like so many other things, imprudently used sarcasm is another arrow in the quiver of pride.
 
At this point, I returned to the message, only to hearYouseff tell the following joke (making a point about one of the earlier signs of pride:
 
"A pastor was preaching on pride, and after the sermon a lady came up and said, "Boy, you were sure right about pride! Everybody falls victim to it! Why this morning, right before church, I committed the sin of pride."
The pastor says, "Tell me what happened."
She says, "Right before church, I spent an hour looking in the mirror, admiring how beautiful I am."
The Pastor nodded his head. "Ma'am, that isn't pride," he told her. "That's delusion."
 
Sarcasm anyone?
 
Point being not to bust Youseff, but to point out quite clearly what a sneaky enemy pride really is.
 
 
 
The Better Part, Day #254:
 
Last night before I went to bed, I came to God about a lot of things. Things about this world, the state it's in, as well as where it has been and the depth of evil we can hit. Once upon a time, it might have ended as a, "I don't get why you aren't doing something about all this!" rant. Last night, though, I trusted in God to change MY mind, and renew my pages. 
 
I turn on my radio to Bott network, and drift in and out of sleep. And every time I wake up, I hear someone giving God's answer to one or more of my issues. After about a couple hours of this, I knew that my prayers had been heard. So maybe the problems and the pasts are still there. But I was returned to the points of all the 'Eben-Ezers' lined up in my past, the goal that lies to the future, and the hope in the here and now.

Friday, January 28, 2022

M10 show, week #9

 


Elvis:  Boss, don't ya think it's time ta get to this week's post?

 

Yep, sorry, I was just answering last week's comments!  Sure can tell I went back to work from my COVID 'vacation'... plus, I was dealing with the Great Spotify Controversy...

You might wanna explain...

 

Well, Neil Young is trying to lead an exodus of stars from Spotify, because they have a podcast by Joe Rogan- and Rogan is an anti-vaxxer.  Let me make one thing clear:  I think the political anti-vaxxers and the political vaxxers are idiots wasting my time, both sides.  They take an important debate, inject unthought-out dogma, and create a colossal waste of time.  The thing I care about is, here's Neil Young, who wrote the song Ohio to protest the deaths of kids fighting for FREE SPEECH, demanding that we take away someone else's free speech, or he's gonna hurt all his innocent fans on a music platform.  In my mind, he, Barry Manilow, and Peter Frampton have LOST theirs (minds, that is).  Free speech means the guy you don't agree with gets his say, too... and if you don't like it, JUST DON'T LISTEN!  #Getpoliticsoutofmusic.


Ya done, now?

 

Yeah, pretty much.  Oh, and a salute to the late Meatloaf, who proves how stupid the debate is by losing his life, apparently to COVID.  Others have asked what my fave from the Loaf is, and I'll play it at the end.  First, though, we have 2 debuts, and this one comes in at #10....


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Okay, so Meat Loaf got me thinking about acts that had food in their names hitting the chart.  One site actually had a list of 60 acts with "food" in their titles; after removing ones I didn't know and those whose last names were the reasoning (Fiona Apple, Chuck Berry for example), I still had 26 I at least knew the names of... Now let me take a quick look at if any of these charted in the Martin Era 2.1 (1960-1979)... which one of the many acts charted the MOST from 1960-79?

1- Country Joe and the Fish, with a high of #98 for Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine...

2- The Electric Prunes with a high of #17 for I Had Too Much To Dream

2- Blue Oyster Cult, with a high of #7 for Don't Fear The Reaper

4- Meat Loaf, with a high of #11 for Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

5- Vanilla Fudge, with a high of #6 for You Keep Me Hanging On

5- Cream, with a high of #5 for Sunshine Of Your Love

5- Strawberry Alarm Clock, with a high of #1 for Incense And Peppermints

7- The Raspberries, with a high of #5 for Go All The Way

13- Bread, with a high of #1 for Make It With You

And ready for the act with the most?


15- Peaches and Herb, with a high of #1 for Reunited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wow, I wouldn'tna expected them!  So now, here's our new debut at #9... an' it ain't ol' Neil!

 

 

 

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Okay, on to the rest of the M10...

 

8- dropping one for the 1971 song by Middle Of The Road, Medicine Woman

7- Up that one spot for Maddie and Tae and Strangers

6- Falling from 2, Eddie Vedder and The Haves

5- Up one for Beach House and Pink Funeral

4- Off of the #1 throne, Manchester Orchestra and Lucius with Inaudible

3- after falling to 5 last time, Beach House back up here with ESP

2- Matt Berry up from 4 with Summer Sun (and no, they left him off that 60 food acts list)

And no stranger to #1 for the new top dog...the sixth tour at the top for...

 


 ...the Explorer's Club, with Tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And finally, we sign off with that favorite of mine, and one of those four on our food list...



Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Wednesday Bible Study: What Jesus asked, Part 2

 


Last time, Jesus asked a question that answered, "What are we to do to follow You?", and that answer was, "You have to be different."  This time, He uses questions to answer their question, "But if I become different, what happens to me?"  And depending on if we read it forward or backwards, He teaches not only what's important here, but in the next life.  He answers it with four directly asked questions (not counting those in Matt. 6:31).

Mat 6:25  "Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing?
Mat 6:26  Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?
Mat 6:27  And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life?
Mat 6:28  And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin,
Mat 6:29  yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
Mat 6:30  But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith?
Mat 6:31  Therefore do not be anxious, saying, 'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?'
Mat 6:32  For the Gentiles seek after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all.
Mat 6:33  But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.


Reading forward, He deals with the things of life from most important to least.

Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? 

 This is the NECESSITIES of life.  

Are you not of more value than they? 

The birds he just referenced 'do not sow, reap, or gather.'  These are the ACTIVITIES of life.  The 'day-to-day', if you will.

And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life? 

This is also put in the MKJV,  Mat 6:27  Which of you by being anxious can add one cubit to his stature?
This then is the QUALITY of life.

But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 

This is the FINERY of life.  See, in four quick questions, Jesus disposes of virtually every concern of how following Him will change their lives.  But He doesn't just discount them and let them lay- and you see that when you look at our final verse in the passage:

Mat 6:33  But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you. 

 

...not as the ending, but the HINGE of the passage.  Because, read backwards, this is how Jesus wants us to prioritixe the things of the Kingdom!

THE FINERY

1Co 9:24  Do you not know that those running in a race all run, but one receives the prize? So run, that you may obtain.
1Co 9:25  And everyone who strives for the mastery is temperate in all things. Then those truly that they may receive a corruptible crown, but we an incorruptible.

The most fruitful lives on earth earn the greatest rewards in heaven!  Jesus doesn't take away from us the things we strive for- He gives us BETTER ones.

THE QUALITY

Luk 14:8  When you are invited by anyone to a wedding, do not recline in the chief seat, lest a more honorable man than you may be invited by him.
Luk 14:9  And he who invited you and him shall come and say to you, Give place to this man; and then you begin with shame to take the last place.
Luk 14:10  But when you are invited, go and recline in the lowest place, so that when he who invited you comes, he may say to you, Friend, go up higher. Then glory shall be to you before those reclining with you.
Luk 14:11  For whoever exalts himself shall be abased, and he who humbles himself shall be exalted.


Humbling yourself- accepting the quality of life that God gives you- that is what will bring you higher in heaven.


THE ACTIVITY


Rev 4:9  And whenever the living creatures gave glory and honor and thanks to Him who sat on the throne, who lives forever and ever,
Rev 4:10  the twenty-four elders fell down before the One sitting on the throne. And they worshiped Him who lives for ever and ever, and threw their crowns before the throne, saying,
Rev 4:11  O Lord, You are worthy to receive glory and honor and power, because You created all things, and for Your will they are and were created. 

 

Our activity there will consist of one main thing- to worship the God who brought us before Him through Jesus.  Before Him, all those prizes and accolades will pale before just being there.


THE NECESSITY


1Co 3:11  For any other foundation can no one lay than the one being laid, who is Jesus Christ.
1Co 3:12  And if anyone builds on this foundation gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, stubble,
1Co 3:13  each one's work shall be revealed. For the Day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try each one's work as to what kind it is.
1Co 3:14  If anyone's work which he built remains, he shall receive a reward.
1Co 3:15  If anyone's work shall be burned up, he shall suffer loss. But he shall be saved, yet so as by fire.


So, from our view on earth, the most important thing about heaven is to GET IN.  But 'just getting in' covers us in soot, not glory.  From God's perspective, the most important thing in OUR priorities should be living the live that gets the PRIZES.  And so, His answer to the question, "But if I become different, what happens to me?", is, "Depends on where you place the priority."

Sunday, January 23, 2022

The Better Part, week #52

 


A COVID-strewn collection of FB posts:


The Better Part, Day #247:
 
Last night at some point I heard a chunk of the passage that says, "If you come before the altar and realize that your brother/neighbor has something against you..." and so at my last break 'pray for missions' time, I "left my gift at the altar" and confessed to God about my opinion of my lack of obedience to Him. Seconds into it a co-worker came up, apologizing because she had made a mistake which would cause me to remake a part. As always, I told her it was no problem, things happen.
She was rattled though, because she was distracted by a 'at home' problem, and she's the kind of person that really takes screwing up to heart. That's when I smiled and said, "Let me tell you about what was going on before you came over..."
 
 
 
 
The Better Part, Day #248:
 
I heard Martin Luther paraphrased as saying that you cannot break any other commandment unless you first break the First Commandment- You shall not have other gods before Me. And that is dead on- Because Idolatry is pride in action, and you can trace every other sin you commit to pride- if you're willing to look at it from God's POV. Any other rule is just another means of putting yourself ahead of God.
 
 
 
The Better Part, Day #249:
 
Another couple of days of "discussion" with "political Christians" is at an end, and I learned a valuable lesson only God can teach. Those who are 'fools' by the Proverbs definition will always be the ones that shout you down, insult you to get a rise, or, as in this case, start something and then sit back and eat popcorn watching the carnage. But the truly wise will be silent- or maybe say one calm, intelligent thing. And unlike the fools, you'll never know who really was touched, turned to see things differently. So don't give up making your stand for Christ, no matter how loud the fools or how quiet the touched.
 
 
 
The Better Part, Day#250:
 
 
In the story of Elijah's victory over the priests of Baal, one thing that every sermon I've ever heard on it leaves out: That in the midst of a famine, from which they were praying for relief, Elijah poured 12 ( a significant number of the Lord) pitchers of precious water on the sacrifice first- thus giving to God that which they desired most.
 
Ironic that the best the priests of Baal could give was their own blood- and that, too, was required of them by the Winner of the contest.
 
 
 
The Better Part, Day #251:
 
 
Neh 13:6 While this was taking place, I was not in Jerusalem, for in the thirty-second year of Artaxerxes king of Babylon I went to the king. And after some time I asked leave of the king
Neh 13:7 and came to Jerusalem, and I then discovered the evil that Eliashib had done for Tobiah, preparing for him a chamber in the courts of the house of God.
Neh 13:8 And I was very angry, and I threw all the household furniture of Tobiah out of the chamber. 
 
 
David Jeremiah this morning pointed out to me that I am like the Temple: Ran by a fleshly priest (Eliashib) who had an adulterous connection to an evil stronghold (Tobiah and his room), which was empty of the Word that should have been there (the tithes and offerings for the priests), and in sore need of the Holy Spirit to come home and throw all the crap out (Nehemiah).
 
 
 

Friday, January 21, 2022

M10 Show week 8

 




'Allow, Doctor Bombay here, fresh in from a trip paragliding- and if you'd seen the pair-a birds I was gliding with, you'd understand why I was flying- Ha HA!  I was called in because your hosts for today are both a bit under the weather-  that dreaded Chinese Dodo virus or somesuch.

 

Elvis:  Man, you wouldn't think it's so funny ifn you had it!  I thought Fauci said imaginary characters wouldn't get it...

 

Bombay:  Please, what your mortal quacks don't know could fill a crater on the second moon...

Elvis:  Wait, there's no second moon... is there?

Bombay:  Of course not, dear boy, you're merely having double vision!  Leave it all to me.  It's not as if most of your countdown isn't still stuck in place, so it shouldn't be all that hard...

Elvis:  Yeah, wait'll you hit the wrong button once...

Bombay:  At any rate, there is one new debut- and I use the term loosely, because it first came out when I did- on TV, that is.  If it really came out when I did, those horns would be made from Ceratopsids, I would think!   And don't worry about the buttons, my boy, I'll just snap my fingers and click my heels, and...

*POOOF* 

 

Bombay:  Oh, dear, must have had that Ceratopsid on my mind!  It was a difficult birth...

Elvis:  Ya think?  Here, let me.  From 1968, this is our new-ish debut at #10 by Roger Nichols and the Small Circle Of Friends...


 

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Bombay:  Thank you, young man!  I remember it like it was 54 years ago...

Elvis:  It was.  Say, what kind of doc are you?

Bombay:  A witch doctor...

Elvis:  Say what?

Bombay:  I am supposed to ask at this point if you have a special to bring in...

Elvis: What I've got is achy bones and a light fever, an'  my throat is itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree...

Bombay:  I see what you did there!  Let me go fetch ingredients for your cure, while... here, you take car of this.  *POOOF*

Elvis:  Hey, easy on the smoke next time!  Here's the rest of the top 10, recorded earlier so's I could edit out the coughing...

9- Slipping one spot is Cat Power and Pa Pa Power...

8- Up 2 is Maddie and Tae an' Strangers...

7- Holding, an' I sure could use one, Medicine Woman by Middle Of The Road 

6- Holding, Beach House an' Pink Funeral...

5- Down 3, Beach House and ESP...

4- Up one, Matt Berry an' Summer Sun, speakin' o' things I could use right now...

3- Up one, Explorers Club an' Tragedy....

2- Up one, Eddie Vedder an' The Haves...

An' a second week at the top fer....

 


 ...Manchester Orchestra an' Lucius with Inaudible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*POOOF*



Elvis:  Whut the Sam Hill....

Bombay:  The rare Chinese Dodo, my boy!  Now all we have to do is wait for it to cough up a hairball, and...

Elvis: Waitaminite!  It's cats what get hairballs...

Bombay:  Of course!  That's why we have to wait for it to cough up the cat first!

 Elvis:  It's gonna cough up a CAT?

Bombay:  Well, actually a bit more of a Siberian Saber-tooth Tiger, but...

Elvis:  That's it!  We're done here!