Chris answers spam part two

Time for Round 2 of "Chris answers spam" (AKA written well ahead before I forget and delete them all).  Please refer back to the last post for all pertinent asterisks; the ones on this page will be new ones.  And here we go!


Comment #1: Confused in Chernobyl writes:  "I don't even know the way I ended up here, however I thought this post was once great.  I do not realize who you might be, but definitely you're going to be a famous blogger when you weren't already.  Cheers!"

Confused, perhaps you might want to lay off the 'cheers', as you seem a bit time-challenged.  You "thought this post was once great", indicating that it might have been a bit of a hash by the time you arrived; that last part I'm still trying to work out the temporal mechanics on.


Comment #2:  Connected in Columbus says:  "Greetings from Ohio! I'm bored at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break. I enjoy the information you provide here and can't wait to take a look when I get home. I'm amazed at how fast your blog loaded on my mobile.. I'm not even using WIFI, just 3G.. Anyways, superb blog!"

If you are bored at work, why are you waiting until lunch or home to read the blog, Connected?  Also, for sake of future spammer reference, the logging speed of this blog is prolly linked to the concept that I don't advertise here... and I don't accept SPAM... just sayin', no offense.

Comment #3:  Linkin' from Lincoln pastes, er, posts:  "Pretty section of content.  I just stumbled upon your website and in accession capital to assert that I acquire actually enjoyed account your blog posts.  Anyway I'll be subscribing to your augment and even I achievement you access consistently fast. (They then add 4 gibberish-looking links that once again will be redacted for your benefit.)"

Linkin', I think you may have an unusual form of Tourette's in which you at intervals throw in words starting with the letter 'A' such as accession, acquire, account, and others.  Assuming that you are a bot, I'm guessing that this might be evidence that human syndromes function differently in AI.  Maybe I should float this post out to Mark the Z at FB and see what his augment achievement access algorithm has to say.  BTW, "Pretty section of content"?  You should note that the very first spam comment I got consisted of two words:  "Ladylike post".

Comment #4:  Ibrahim from Iran asks:  "magnificent put-up, very informative. I wonder why the other experts of this sector do not understand this.  You should proceed your writing.  I'm sure, you've a great readers base already! (Then proceeds, a la Linkin', to add three more links.)

So I noticed a common phrase in the links that you and Linkin' shared and they led me to a hub called "Homeland blog" out of Iran*.  I suspect perhaps the jihad is looking to see if I am friend or foe.  As the post approached had nothing but pictures of Scrappy and Peanut's little upcoming sister, I'd imagine they went away empty.  Either that, or Scrappy has internet connections he's not sharing...

"Yep.  Next, you'll be finding my bomb-vest..."**

Comment #5:  Monica95*** off of a Polish dating site sends us two fairly similar requests, if such they are: 

First one:  "is it safe to buy viagra over the internet viagra online buy viagra cheap usa"

Second one: "order levitra professional oo viagra cialis for sale canada"

Well, Monica, I think it's rude you suggest ED meds to me before we even meet.  A good idea, perhaps, but rude.   I had a chuckle with "levitra professional oo".  Does Levitra offer "professional strength"?  That may well be an "oo" moment with the right guy, but I think the old saying about blood and turnips might apply here.

Comment #6:  Paul D. in restorations says: "Water: However mold only requires a very modest quantity of water to begin with to develop rapidly.  More and more contractors are explaining the advantages of composite decks employing a combination of plastic and wood.  Now your outdoor TV is defined to handle anything the weather conditions can through in internet marketing from snow sleet rain and high temperatures."

I assume, Paul, since you posted this on a Time Machine post, that you are looking to remodel the musical Tardis.  This is not necessary, as you can see from the following description pilfered from a sci-fi website:

 "The TARDIS exterior most like not only looks like wood, it probably IS wood and the exact wood that a 60s era police box is made out of. It also happens to be completely invulnerable simple wood due to the fact that is a both in the "normal" world and temporally out of phase. Add to that a layer of shielding commented on in the new season and anything that could penetrate or damage the TARDIS is a major threat indeed."


Also, while internet marketing is indeed a threat, it does not have meteorological origins as do rain, etc.

Comment # 7:  Peter Pleasant from Pleasanttown PA asks: "Hi there yup this piece of writing is truly pleasant and I have learned a lot of things from it on the topic of blogging.  thanks."

Not to be insulting, PP, but from your diction (particularly the use of "yup"), I have to ask...

 Are YOU Goofy?****

"Uh yup, uh yup..."

There are a couple others left, but one is yet another "Monica95 special", and the other "I found your blog, great info, I'll be back" type whose only unique feature is that they found me "on MSN" (is that even still a thing?  Anyway, I'll be deleting them to make room for a new crop- right after we deal with this week's asterisks:

*- They all had the line 'mihan.blog', which when searched brings you to a page full of writing in "Persian", and translated is Homeland Blog, the Iranian version of "Blogger" or "WordPress".

**- No, Scrappy is not really a terrorist.  All quotes from him are fictitious, other than, "I need to pee", "I want your food", and "ZZZZZZ."

***- True thing, found it on my traffic sources.  It is, at the moment, the only source other than FB, Twitter, Google, and various blogs that follow me.  Oh, and DuckDuckGo.

****- In looking up the "Goofy" picture I found this:

I was totally stunned and in disbelief- so I checked wiki:

 Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog with a Southern drawl...

Goofy debuted in animated cartoons, starting in 1932 with Mickey's Revue as Dippy Dawg, who is older than Goofy would come to be.


So whoever you are, you are incorrect.  Perhaps you should get out of meme making and go into spam production...